A/N hy! hy! hy! If you're reading to the 2nd chapter, that already makes me happy! Did you review? Yes? Yippiy! No? Please do. If you don't want to you don't have to, but I would enjoy a smile. Also, I have personality changes, so if the AN sounds like its from a diffrent person, it is not. GAME: In a review, tell me all the errors politly! so I can fix them! EDITED. I hope it is easier to follow along now! Thanks for the help Reviewers!
Izaya Pov:
Why? It really, I mean really hurts! I don't want Shizuo to touch me! I hate him! I won't let a monster help me! My humans can not ,not, not, not see me like this,WHHHAAT!"uhhrg" He-h-h-he is not going to carry me to Shinras! IS HE? -Jeez I stuttered in my mind, I really HATE that. I hate stuttering at all. It is pathetic! "Shiiz'-u-chan, put me down, now! I do not enjoy, nor am I thankful for a monster 'helping me ouu-t"
"FLEA, you're in no position to argue with me. I could crush your puny a*s instead, you're in pain right? pain on top of pain,'' I flinch. "or damaged pride and easing of pain? Witch sounds LESS pain-full?"
" I don't care about the pain Shizu-chan~ pain is just for short bursts of time, my pride can last me forever! Put me down! Put me down."..." NOW."
Shizuo Pov:
Stupid flea. As soon as Shinra fixes him, I'll brake him again! "Now, I-za-ya-kun, that's not hardly the way to talk to some one who just by" I shift izaya around in my arms from fire man, to bridal style, to carry him."Simply shifting you around, can cause you pain."
"NYAAAAHG!"
"Now, flea, no more talking, or I'll move you back to the fire man's hold." ...I did not want to hurt him any more today, but he just makes me frustrated! Being frustrated makes me feel violent! Besides, I bet in a moment, this way will be much more comfortable than the over the shoulder. Stupid flea.
Izaya Pov:
ha- ahahaha! pain, it hurts! I really hate Shizuo as much as I hate this pain. At least he is taking back Allys. For his sake not mine I'm sure. I'm going to torment him once I get better! Him caring me this way is much more relaxing, and less pain full, but its TWISTED! Surely not twisted in my free information sort of way, its a different twisted! I hate it! If someone could look into my mind, I wonder if they would notice, I hate what I don't love. Haa, my vision, it is fading, ne? Wow, it's mind numbing, I think I'm going to hate this as well.
Shizuo Pov:
"Flea?"..."FLEA?"He passed out. ... for the best, he is da*n annoying when he is awake! . . . Maybe shinra has a drug that will make him less annoying, drug him, give him emotions some how? ...No.. I could just kill him! Though if I want him dead so badly, why am I helping him? I think this is the first time I have even seriously hurt him.
Jeez, I really do hate violence, I just get so AGGRAVATED! Izaya is defiantly a main aggravation. so I dont want him dead. just...is.. is he sleep talking? "Hehe-he-hi, I lo-umans, but mnstrs...mmmr..diffrent" So he DREAMS about pi*sing me off? Jusst wonder-full.
Finaly, Shinra's, you better be in you idiot docter, or I'll hurt you! I bang on the door."SHINRA! open up, it's me, Shizuo, I have the flea, I think I over did it."
"Oh! Shizuo hi~!" He says, obviously not to concerned about the flea. he blinks in awe "Shizuo you actually got a hold of him? That is new! maybe you're increasing in speed! I doubt, for you its agility, NOT saying you aren't agile,, just comparing to Izaya, of course. ... So ... what happened?"
"Well, he was talking to that new guy in town, seemed rather occupied, and I threw something, and it hit him. He ran like the flea he is as usual. It was obvious though that he was not at the top of his game." Not that I noticed, until I thought back on the ordeal.
"Oohh, so you only got him because he was not paying attention."
"..Die?"
" NO NO! Don't be silly! Here, follow me" Shinra leads me to one of his back rooms. "Lay him down here, it looks like a minor concussion, though it probably hurts... a lot. It seems his body is quite bruised to. Just wondering.. what DiD you toss at him?"
"Errm, trash ca- no it was a mail box." I remember because letters were flying around. Not to mention the scared sh*tless guy who was just probably trying to send a letter at the time.
"Mail box,,, hmm. Did you physically grab and hit him after you caught him by chance?"
"No, by the time I found him, he looked in pain so I carried him here."
"Interesting, then these are not from you. Hmm, oh, Celty hi! Are you cooking? ...yeah! Can you make enough for two extra?... Good! That's if Shizuo wants to stay. If not then just for one more. Shizuo, so you can stay to eat if you want. Izaya should be up in time for dinner, so you'd have to be able to not kill him whilst you eat."
"I ... can do that." can't pass up celty-san's cooking. It is creepy how shinra can tell what she says, with out reading her text, with her not having a head and all.
Izaya unconscious "thinking of previous events" Pov:
"Let go of me!" I twist easily out of his grip.
"Hahahahahahahaha, I am going to get paid a ton! I was told, if I rape you I will get a small fortune!"
"Apparently, that rumor has been spread around to a lot of my more simple minded humans. I'd like to know, by whom you were told this."
" I was told by a high up in the yakuza. You're an informant, you need some information, I'll give you a little free of charge." Im the one who charges, imbecilic. "He said all who successfully rape and brake you get the small fourtune, so a group can take you on and each get the benefits!"
Group? So there are others some where, geez! I did not get around to replace my switch blade that idiotic monster broke in our fight the other day, how am I going to defend against multiple opponents? Escaping is my only option. I need more information first. "So your not at all disgusted at the prospect of rape, no big surprise there, but raping a man, you will throw away pride for money?. Hahahaha!"
"You would to! You're just as filthy like any low life like me!" I am not!
"I am nothing like you. I never lose my pride, nor do I sell it for money." I smirk at his moronic argument. I love my smirk, especially when I'm right!
"Lets see about that pride of yours! out!" Four,, no six! Maybe I can take them out, my best chance is alternating high and low kicks.
"Don't think so lowly of-" From behind! Coward. "hyyyurg" Pain, its a state of mind, flip forward, knock off his balance! "Attacking from the back ne? Not very manly."
"HOW ABOUT FROM THE SIDE!" It's not good to be pined down! Not good at all!, My belt! They really are only thinking about raping me? Cell phone. Cell phone, I press the cop siren ring tone.
"Ddudes run, its the pigs!"
"I am not going to jail for rape!, I won't get my money!"
"run away!" ...
"simpletons, can't even distinguish a ringtone from the cops." "hah." Though this is getting more serious, I need to find out who is behind this soon. Black? Ehh I'm opening my eyes. "Shinra's... did those guys?.. No." I remember now, I got distracted, I needed distraction, and Shizuo got me, SO MUCH FOR MY PRIDE!
Zoey: Hy!,I hope you liked it! I see people have others help them edit, I don't have any one like that (Though soon I will)! So I probably have a lot of grammar mistakes. All I have is spell check, and that is not a fix all thing.
Izaya: You have me, I'm extremely intelligent.
Zoey: You, as you are, are an anime character and in this, a figment of my imagination, witch means you can not be any more intelligent than I am! I can make you seem smart, but that's me me me me! not you! (And I am not all that smart. If that is not painfully obvious.)
Shizuo: Hah flea, you just got put in your place. Do I actually get to kill him in this fic thing?
Zoey: Nope! But you can..*covers my own mouth, speaks, then uncovers*^.^ review please!