(I don't own Family Guy and unfortunately, never will)
2nd Chapter
Cool. Brian couldn't keep his mouth shut. And now Stewie was in trouble.
-Peter, this is not right! Brian, tell him what you saw!
-Well, I entered Stewie's room and I found him playing with his action figures and well…
-HE WAS MAKING TWO GUYS KISS!
Stewie was pretty sure that Brian would be his death. He was lucky he loved him so much or he would be doomed forever.
-Well Lois, I don't see where the problem is.
-PETER! Stewie is gay!
-Gay? Like those people who like crabs?
-NO! Peter, Stewie likes men.
Peter started staring at Stewie and stayed like that for 2 minutes and then started laughing.
-Hahaha, hey everyone! Stewie is gay!
Meg and Chris came downstairs and they too started laughing. For Meg it was good. Usually Meg was the reason why people were laughing and for her to be laughing at someone else was new. She laughed until Stewie hit her head with a chair.
-You can't laugh, bitch!
Then, Stewie decided to go to his room at least there weren't people laughing at him. But that didn't get the others' laughs out of his head. He was humiliated by his own family; he didn't want to think how it would be when 'fat man' would tell Quagmire and Joe.
-Hey Stewie.
It looked like Brian followed him. What was the point? He wanted to make Stewie feel worse than he already felt?
-Go away!
-I just wanted to apologize…
-I don't care! I hate you so much! You couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?
-Stewie, it wasn't on purpose, I never thought they would react like that.
-Because of you my life is practically over! I should kill you! I should kill you, that vile woman, fat man, bitch and Chris!
-Stewie, calm down! I'll make it up to you. I'll do something for you, something that you want. I'll do anything you want.
That made Stewie think. What did he want from Brian? What an easy question! He wanted Brian's love, a kiss; he wanted to have Brian in his life forever. But of course, he couldn't have any of that so he simply asked:
-Tell me 'I love you'; it will be my 'I love you'.
-Stewie, I'm not going to do that, because you're kidding, right?
-DROP DEAD!
Brian was genuinely surprised; he didn't believe it was real. He could see that Stewie really cared about him and he really needed to hear that to be happy. Like he said, it would be Stewie's 'I love you'.
-Okay, I'll say it. Stewie, I – I lo-lo-lo-love …
-Is it that hard? Say it right!
-I'm sorry but I just can't. I'm not gay and saying 'I love you' to a guy it's not something that I'm used to, especially if that 'I love you 'is for one of my best friends and even worse, to a baby.
If Stewie had just learned that all his family was dead, he wouldn't seem as sad as he did at that moment. What Brian said made him really sad and he felt like crying, but he couldn't do that in front of the canine.
Brian looked intently to Stewie's face, trying to understand what the kid was thinking. Stewie's face was once again blank and Brian couldn't understand if he was happy or sad or maybe disappointed. But something inside him told him that he really hurt the kid.
-Look, Stewie, I'm…
-Go pack, we leave tomorrow, you drive.
-What?
-You heard. You said you would do anything to make it up to me, didn't you?
-Yes, but…
-But nothing, you heard me. Tomorrow we leave after breakfast.
-Well, okay, I said it, didn't I? But where are we going? What will I tell Lois?
-That vile woman won't notice that we're not here; I'll leave our bloody robots. Now, go away, I'd like to say alone for a little while.
Brian left. He went downstairs and joined the rest of the family that was in the living room.
-So what are we watching?
Everyone looked at him but no one answered. Brian sat himself on the floor and then drifted off to sleep.