Hello lovely readers who I love lots. Here is the first chapter of (fanfare) when we meet again Kitty cat. Phoar I have just watched the notebook and I am a little upset haha I have seen that film at least 20 times and I still cry every time. Anyway enjoy and please R&R x

10:30 am Viking wedding day,

I am currently wearing a Viking hat and furry boots. I think that I look slightly prat like and verging on insane. Rosie is wearing a large furry coat and a sort of gold bikini dress, she actually looks vair pretty. I said in what I like to think was a very polite sort of way

"Rosie speaking as one of your two single friends here I think I should be excused from wearing the hat."

"Really Georgia. I don't know how you could even say a thing like that. Besides I am the bride and what I say goes." Jas nodded over at me in a nodding fringey way. And then Mabz said

"I agree with Georgia I have Daniel coming as my date today and I don't want him to see me in a funny hat." We all looked at her cross eyed then Jools said

"Err Mabz your boyfriend's called Craig not Daniel." Mabz shook her head at us in a scarily adult way and said

"No that is so over. Daniel is my new boyfriend he's a doctor." We all ooered her and then carried on applying makeup. I think I look quite the sexy Kitty. Not that I am hoping to see a certain person who I might want to be a sex kitty for. Hmmm I wonder if Dave the laugh will be coming (once again not that I care). I said very subtly to Jas

"Jas, Is a certain laughy man going to be here today?" Then radio Jas had to go spoil it by saying very loudly.

"Do you mean will Dave be here today Georgia?" Then everyone raised their eyebrows at me except for Rosie she just smiled really big (it was slightly scary) and said

"Georgia, Dave is Sven's best man. Didn't I tell you?" No Rosemary you didn't. So Dave is going to be there well that's cool you know completely cool.

Infact it is as cool as a cucumber. Yes it is that cool.

1 hour later

All ready and waiting for the cars to arrive. I cannot believe this but Rosie has asked my Dad and one of his sad mates to take us in their clown cars. It is going to be very embarrassing, but I am a mature university student. So I will of course be wearing a paper bag on my head.

"Rosie. The cars are here. They are a bit mad aren't they" Rosie grinned at her Dad who patted her head and looked a little bit miz then he said "So young and already getting married." Aaaw how emotional it all is.



Okay getting into the clown cars in this short dress is a little harder than I thought it would be. I am going to have to jump in head first.

One second later

Ouch! I sort of dived in head first and slid all the way out of the opposite door and onto the pavement.

10 minutes later

After alot of careful manuvering we are all in the cars. And me and Jools have bags on our heads. Jas is looking disgusted at us and is pointing out nice hedges and the such like. Rosie is in the front of the car singing loudly and Mabz is applying some more mascara to her boy entrancers. Dad looks a bit scared actually it is quite funny to watch.

Another ten minutes later

Blimey how far away is this church. I am getting a bit fidgety.

"We are here! Sound the bells for the Viking shall have his bride!" Rosie shouted and kind of fell out of the car.

We all picked Rosie up and then we had to go and wait in this little porchy bit of the church. It smelt a bit like an old flannel. Then the vicar came out he looked a bit red in the face so I guess he must of met Sven and his family. He said in one of those droony voices

"We are just waiting for the best man and then we can begin." Well trust Dave to be late here we are waiting in a smell old porch and...Oh my God! Dave has just walked in and he is a bit more than groovy looking. He all tall and muscly and very fit looking. He smiled at us all and said

"Yes I am here but step aside ladies I have best man duties to perform you may all continue staring at me later. Especially you Georgia I must say you are still very sex kittyish." He winked at us and walked out but before he left he sort of touched my arm and smiled. Hmmm how very strange.

One second later

There is music playing and we have to line up and walk down the ail to the bottom of the church. I am at the back. Rosie is of course at the front. Well you can tell witch people are Sven's family they are all very tall and many have light up clothes. Hmm we are nearly at the bottom I have just seen Tom wave at Jas and now she is madly flicking her fringe. You would think that after the thousands of years they have been together Jas wouldn't need to go into fringe flicking mood. All the bridesmaids have to sit at the front and now we are watching the wedding.

"We are gathered here today to witness he marriage of two...bla bla bla" Well the vicar didn't actually say bla I added it for dramatic effect. That is something I have learnt throughout my time at university. "Do you have the rings?" The vicar is looking at Dave who looks like a rabbit caught in head lights. Dave said something under his breath then held up his hand to the vicar and ran to where Tom was sitting. There was alot of whispering then Dave came back with two rings and 

handed them to a vicar. Then he mouthed at me "That was a close one." Trust Dave to forget the rings. Honestly.

"And do you Rosemary Mee's take this man as your lawfully wedding husband do you promise to love and to cherish and to always ugh...what is this you have written?"

"Oh always feed me snacks of the fishy kind."

"Yes of course. Do you promise to always feed Sven snacks of the fishy kind?"

"I do."

"Very well you may...oh well continue kissing the bride." Sven had started snogging Rosie as soon as she said I do, it was quite sweet really but just a little bit strange to watch.

10 minutes later

Everyone is leaving the church Jas is all couply with Tom Rosie is running into the graveyards with Sven, Ellen is chatting with one of Rosie's cousins and Mabz is with Daniel. So it just leaves me with Dave. Hmmm this is strangely familiar isn't it? Dave is looking at me, stop looking at me you looking thing. The he said a very strange thing.

"I've missed you Gee."

There you go please R&R I uploaded this quicker than I thought I would so yay! Becky xx