Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Rated R Lemon
It's the holiday season again and Inuyasha has a new obsession open at least one gift before Christmas only unexpected obstacles stand in his way. The Christmas and New Year fun has yet to begin. Inu, and Sessh have a dog vs dog war. Written for Christmas 2012, and New Year 2013. Dedicated to Killer4853 thanks for the all the reviewsand favoriting so many of my fics. Sorry this was supposed to be posted Jan 1 2013 but due health problems it wasn't. Complete one shot, Sessh/Kag
Merry Freakin Christmas and Crappy New Year 2
By Raven-2010, Dec 1 2012
Chap, The Naughty Christmas Hanyou
Sour balls, little bow ties, Santa Claus, the Christmas reaper
"Do you have sour balls? Kagome asked
"Yep hold on I'll get you some," Inuyasha answered
"That's a damn shame you're missing out on more blow jobs that way,"
"Cough, holy mother," Sugimi choked on the tea in his throat
"Dirty miko games me like," Sesshoumaru teased his father
"You've just scarred me for life," Sugimi joked
"I would not be your son if I didn't,'
"Damn you wench I thought you meant the candy," Inuyasha said
"Yay Kags," grinning Kagura exclaimed
"Balls are balls I don't discriminate fat large small hairy bald I love em all," Kagome replied
"If she sees yours she's liable to drop dead from shock," Sugimi razzed
"Larger is an inu trademark," proud lecherously grinning Sesshoumaru replied
"I love trimming and grooming bushes smart as wench," Inuyasha said "Want to volunteer?
"I specialize in removing pubic irritations "care to volunteer?
"Forget it you leave my pubes alone their minding their own business and not bothering you so leave them be," Inuyasha replied
"Aw protecting the snowy mound that surrounds the ancient tree,"
"Freaking A with you crazy ass wenches on the loose a guy has to look out for and guard his treasures twenty four seven," he replied
"Coward," she ragged
"Nut cracker,"
Next day
Father have you seen little brother?" Sesshoumaru sweetly asked his sire while holding a scythe over one shoulder
Sugimi coughed nearly choking on the orange juice in his mouth "I think he is in the dining room," he replied with a questioning look in his eyes "What is going on?
"I was asleep happy and relaxed the fool climbed into my bedroom window,"
"And? Sugimi asked
"He was wearing a Santa Claus suit and when I asked who he was he claimed he was Santa Claus. Then from his gift bag took out an ax and said Santa has had a bad year and needs a little stress relief and swung it a few times. When I got near to capturing him he dove out of the window running away like the coward he is,"
"Lovely homicidal Santa," Sugimi said
"I am going to introduce little brother to the grim reaper,"
"Aw how cute my little Sesshypoo is going to play Christmas reaper," he smirked "Wait son stay there for one minute I want to see this," Sugimi exclaimed "Inuyasha come here I have something for you,"
"Okay dad," he came on the double "What do you? He started and stopped when he saw Sesshoumaru with the scythe "New back scratcher big bro?
"Greetings most honored brother,' smiling angelically Sesshoumaru replied "Is your back itchy?
"Got to use the john,'
"Little brother," Sesshoumaru replied
"Hey Kagome," Inuyasha looked the other way trying to trick Sesshoumaru so he could escape
"Pup" Sugimi said
"Yes pop?" Inuyasha answered
"Run and pray while doing it,"
Inuyasha ran like hell while Sesshoumaru swung the scythe and chased him "Santa don't run" what about my gifts? Sesshoumaru taunted
"Look peeps the Christmas reaper," Kouga teased
"What the hell we had homicidal Santa, so it makes sense to have the Christmas reaper. Like book ends they make a perfect set," Bankotsu added
"Go sexy Christmas reaper," the females exclaimed
The group watched the canine chase and nearly peed themselves laughing as they watched Sesshoumaru slowly swinging the scythe while chasing his hellish brother. First went the left sleeve of Inuyasha's favorite blue shirt, then the back of his shirt split down the middle, Sesshoumaru was making it last. Next his right sleeve and the remainder of the shirt landed on the floor, after that the legs of his pants. Ending with the back of the waist band of his pants making the remaining part of his pants fell down around his ankles drastically slowing him down. The whole group busted out laughing when they saw the little yellow red polka dotted bow ties all over his lilac colored underwear
"Papa what did he do to Sesshoumaru? Kagome asked Sugimi told them "Inuyasha is very murderable,"
"Homicidal ax wielding Santa sick?" Miroku exclaimed "And Chris Christmas reaper," he gasped "This is the best holiday season ever,"
"Side benefit sisters and we get a free peep show," Ayame teased
"You son of a bitch," the hanyou cursed "You pantsed me in front of the girls,"
"Do not yowl like a scalded cat you started it with the ax Santa baby. I could easily have relieved you of your undergarments as well," Sesshoumaru reminded him "Have you ever heard the old saying never wake sleeping dogs you might get bitten? And besides why deny the lovely females a sexy show? Now strut like the deranged in love with himself peacock that you are,"
"Yes one moment I will start the music stripper music will be most appropriate for the occasion," Sugimi added "Remember son put some hip into it females are watching," he taunted
"Hey Yash nice package now drop them draws and show us the rest," Kagura ragged "Come on baby don't be shy strut,"
"Wow sexy what a body," Sango added "Make like a tree Santa baby and let me climb you,"
"Hey hot stuff can I take it for a test drive? And cut off the breaks because we won't be making any stops" Kagome razzed "I've got a hundred dollar bill with your name on it,"
"How adorable look at the little bow ties aw mutt is still in his puppy stage of life," Kouga teased
"That is his girl catching outfit," Miroku jabbed
"Such an exhibitionist," Jakotsu teased
"Hey can I lick whipped cream off of your body? Kagome taunted he blushed
"Don't forget the cherries to go with Kaggy," Kagura added
"And chocolate sauce," Ayame exclaimed and licked her lips
"Hentai wenches I need a male chastity belt," Inuyasha replied with his hands over his manhood
The next night
Inuyasha waited till after everyone had eaten and were relaxing after a hearty filling meal, he sneaked out a noise was heard "What the hell is that? Ayame asked
"Don't care stuffed bloated don't want to move," Miroku exclaimed rubbing his bloated belly
"It sounds like rats in the damned wall," Sango said
"Nice leave it to them to show up after you're stuffed bloated and happy and ruin your relaxation," Jakotsu griped
"Ah keep your Jaky strap on straight Jaky," Bankotsu teased "Besides if they become a nuisance we can always make a nice rat stew out of them,"
"Disgusting,' the group exclaimed
Then a scraping sound was heard followed by a heavy thud when they jumped up to go and have a look in the huge fire place a figure dressed in red and white stood "Ho, ho, ho and merry Christmas everyone," the fake Santa aka Inuyasha said
"Oh Santa what did you get us? The girls squealed
Sesshoumaru disappeared quickly and swiftly returned "Lightening strike," he called with the tip of his Tokijin pointed into the fireplace
Inuyasha shrieked leaping and like a rocket shooting back up into the chimney he'd just descended from and onto the roof when lightning struck his butt "Ho, ho, ho bastard Santa's gonna rip you a new one," Inuyasha yelled down into the chimney
"It is your own fault you did not announce yourself I thought it was a burglar and responded accordingly,' Sesshoumaru sweetly and innocently replied
"Thought it was a burglar oh king of hell?" Sugimi teased
"Like all strong alpha dogs I am very protective of my abode,"
"Interesting," Sugimi exclaimed
"I heard that you stinking lying fucktard," Inuyasha snapped
"Wait right there dearest most cherished brother while I call the police and report a burglary in progress," Sesshoumaru loudly announced
"Oh really" and how are you going to explain the scorch marks on my ass Einstein? The hanyou retorted
"The nice police officers as well as the firemen will agree that, that is what you get for trying to have a barbecue on the roof,"
"I will get the barbecue sauce," Kagura teased
"I'll get the meat platter and carving knife," Kouga added
"Okay I will fetch the dishes," Jakotsu exclaimed
"And I the silverware," Bankotsu played along
"So that's how it is" hah? Inuyasha responded then a thunderous sound was heard
"Shit mutt dropped a bomb down the chimney run for it," Kouga warned
Everyone nearly died when reality immediately hit an odor so foul it could wake the dead from their graves in the cemetery bring them to life and kill them all over again. Yes the dementedly twisted hanyou had dropped his draws put his bare butt over the top of the chimney and let one rip. The occupants inside the lovely home had various reactions Jaken, Rin, Shippou and yes even Miroku passed out cold. Sugimi, and Kouga held their hands tightly over their noses. Bankotsu held a small sofa pillow over his nose and glared murderously, Ayame, Kagura, and Sango used shirts and other things to block out the stench
"How do ya like me now bitches?" the gloating pranking hanyou exclaimed
Kagome at first murderously glared daggers then a sick deranged evil and depraved grin formed on her lips. The rest watched as after tying a cloth over her nose, she went over to the fire place and using the reverse blowing setting on the high powered vaccum cleaner put something in the hose then put it inside the chimney as far as it would go and at the same time charged it with a bit of her miko powers and turned it on high as the powerful mix blew with great force into the chimney Inuyasha was sprayed all over with strongly sweet scented perfume. Coughing carried down through the chimney after the perfume hit him full force
"How do ya like us now bitch?" Kagome yelled up into the chimney
"I-I-I," was all he got out thump
"Gotcha" Kagome said and ran out through the door followed by the others
Once outside there lay Inuyasha on the ground in a drunken daze glazed over eyes and a lovely blush on his cheeks "Hawo," he managed to say
"Pup" Sugimi said
"Yas, I mean yup no un yes popsy?" Inuyasha finally managed to speak with slurred speech
"Drinking on the roof" do you not realize how deadly and dangerous that is? Sugimi questioned
"Ass-as-ask Kaskome she spway-sprayed me with that tit, shit yeah that's it shit," Inuyasha tried and finally succeeded in answering
"You sent one of your foul murderous gas balls down through the chimney leaving us to face impending death," Sugimi replied
"Ya-Ya-Yasha needs a nappy poo," Inuyasha stammered
"Because he's a little drunkypoo," Kagome teased
"Wench?
"Yes puppy toes?" Kagome replied
"You play skirty I mean dirty,"
"Well since you graced and blessed us with your lovely manly cologne I thought you deserved a special thank you," Kagome said
"Pank you,"
"Your pelcome," Kagome teased
"Thanks for cleaning the chimney pup," Sugimi ragged
"Queenin da chinny, ah chimney?" the drunken hanyou responded
"Yes look you're wearing the evidence of your good deed," he looked
"Hey who put charcool I mean charcoal dust all over me?" Inuyasha asked slurring his words
"You did my little chimney sweep,"
"Oh damn now I have to take a baf, um bath, yep bath that's it," Inuyasha replied
"Yes you do,"
"Awww damn and it ain't even paturday night," he tried joking
"It need not be Saturday night for you to bathe," Sugimi answered
"What today is?
"Tuesday" Sugimi answered
"Den-then I only have four days to go see you then,"
"As you wish," Sugimi replied
"Hey toot me dawn," he protested when he was lifted off the ground
"It is put me down, no I will not," Sugimi replied "When you are sober you bathe daily sometimes two and three times in a single day,"
"I un a kween fanatic' hah?
"Yes a clean fanatic female's love a clean fresh smelling male," Sugimi told him
"Inupapa wash me?"
"Yes pup," Sugimi replied and continued on heading to the bathroom
"Yay Yashy get bath, can I have rubber pucky ah ducky to?"
"Yes the works," Sugimi told him
"He's like a puppy," Kagome commented
"We've got to get dog breath drunk more often," Kouga said "He's fun,"
"I know, right?" Grinning Bankotsu replied
Snooping, caught in the act, going to extremes
The Christmas gifts were wrapped 3 weeks before the big day Inuyasha rubbed his hands together in anticipation of opening his gifts. Grinning Sugimi watched his devious pup mentally laughing his ass of knowing he was chomping at the bit. Sesshoumaru seeing this smirked and gave his sire a knowing nod. Late that night Inuyasha snuck up to the attic he grabbed and eyed a box and was about to shake it
"Have you lost something? Can I help you find it? The voice asked in the dark room
"Ahhhhh" the startled hanyou shrieked the gift went flying one way and he the other landing on his butt "Gods damn it pop will you stop doing that shit?"
"Glad to when you stop gift napping," Sugimi answered
"I was only checking the attic to make sure there are no rats you know what happens when they get into the boxes," Inuyasha replied
"It seems there is only one rat to worry about a rather large oversized troublesome one,"
"Where is it? I'll kill him for you" playing dumb Inuyasha said
"Look in the mirror,"
"Mirror, what's a mirror? Inuyasha responded
"You know that lovely thing you girlishly love to spend hours in front of admiring yourself,' Sugimi jabbed
"On icy roads go play in the traffic during rush hour," the leaving in defeat hanyou answered "Grinch,"
"What was that pup you want to play in the traffic at this ungodly hour?"
"Miserable old goat scaring the shit out of me in the dark," Inuyasha sassed
"Then you best start wearing a diaper to catch the load," Sugimi needled "Naughty Christmas hanyou," a growl was his answer "I love my work,"
Second attempt
Inuyasha was a determined dog with a plan and made up his mind he was going to put it into action and was not about to back down for anyone. He crawled through the heating ducts until he reached the vent cover inside the closet which he quietly and swiftly removed, lowering a fishing line aiming the hook on the end of the line to snag one of the gifts gloating over his victory and smugly smirked he nearly had it then got a surprise
"Yo mutt what's up?" grinning Kouga exclaimed
Bam "Ow, son of a bitch," Inuyasha cursed when after being startled and bumped his head sending the fishing rod plummeting to the floor
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, cheating thieving dogs never prosper," Kouga razzed
"Great leave it to my rabid dog father to put wolf butt breath on guard duty and of all places in the friggin closet,"
"Aw does baby need a hug come here you sweet little fella?" Kouga teased "Kouga loves pups,"
"Aw does wolfy need a thump or two?"
"Okay but first I get to do a lobotomy on you," Kouga shot back
Third try
Sugimi put the gifts under the tree Inuyasha had another clever plan this one was foolproof a new strategy. 2:30 am he sneaked down to the living room seeing the box he wanted the crafty hanyou wearing a disguise reached for it held it in one hand and with one claw from the other was about to slice through the ribbon his claw snagged and got caught he readied himself to try again
"Need a claw file little brother? Sesshoumaru sweetly asked
"Ho, ho, ho," the poor desperate hanyou tried
"Really? Should I call you Inuclaus or Santayasha? You think to fool me with such a lame disguise?
"Ho, ho, ho hey little buddy Santa came to deliver gifts" shouldn't you be in bed asleep? What would your father think? Tell you what if you do not tell anyone you saw me I'll give you an extra present"
"You should be in bed young pup" Pretending to be Santa what would father think? Sesshoumaru replied
"Joy killer,"
"Alright you may open one father is not to know the one wrapped in gold paper," Sesshoumaru told him
"You're the best big brother in the whole world," Inuyasha put the box in his hand down, then picked up the one wrapped in gold paper and started to open it the paper was off he opened it and was hit with minced meat pie the one pie in all the world he hated most
"Shameless you could at least use a plate,"
"Dirty fluffy striped bastard," Inuyasha cursed
"I am a clean bastard with a pleasant scent. You however are a soiled, desperately in need of bathing foul smelling one,"
"You will pay for this believe it," Inuyasha promised
"The back door to the nut house opened and the head nut just snuck out,"
"Wait for it asshole, wait for it,"
"I shall count the hours do not keep me waiting," with a smile Sesshoumaru replied
Next day
"Inuyasha need a claw file? Sugimi razzed
"Minced meat pie yum your favorite," Sango and the others teased he cringed in disgust with a sour look on his face
"Want some whipped cream with that pie little brother? Sesshoumaru needled
"And a nice glass of ice cold milk to go with it?" Miroku added
"Line up and each one of you cheap fuckers and pay twenty bucks to kiss my royal ass," Inuyasha shot back
"Oh wow" seriously you'd pay each of us twenty bucks to kiss our asses? Sweet" Bankotsu teased "Quick everybody line up before el cheapo changes his mind,"
"Make sure to brush your teeth first freshness is essential," Sugimi jabbed
"Will that be bare or clothed asses? Miroku added
"Fuck you perver," Inuyasha started and was cut off
"Both cheeks I wouldn't want one to feel left out," Kagome added
"Come in the back room and I'll show you lots of cheek wench," Inuyasha replied wiggling his eyebrows
"And he calls me a letch," Miroku commented "The choir boy has an X rated side,"
"With you it is the entire female population, except you're your relatives, at least with me it's only one," Inuyasha shot back "But I always was a one wench kind of dog,"
"Says he who has not had any steady loving since his strong right hand got weak nearly breaking off from over exertion and retired one thousand years ago," Miroku needled
"How's you r man made rubber lover? Is that diaper rash cream you're using for penis rubber rug burn working? Inuyasha shot back
"Bless thy staff monk," Bankotso ragged
"No dude more like wash thy staff or end up getting multiple major incurable STD's," Kagura added
"Remember dear you may need the healing of my holy staff one day when you have that problem so be nice, and do not worry I never tell," Miroku replied
"Whoa rebound slap shot," Sango exclaimed
Send in the clowns, Lexi's makeover
Inuyasha being unable to get near the gifts constantly fantasized about what he could do for revenge 'Bingo I've got it' he thought as a memory of something hit him
Sesshoumaru went to his room he wanted to take a nice nap, once he neared his room he opened the door then reached over to his right to turn the lights on. The second he did a horrible sight greeted him he wanted to scream but then disbelief took over. He turned the lights off then after a few seconds he flipped the light switch hoping he would not again see what he had seen, however his wish was not granted strings of bright blinking Christmas lights were strung from the light in the middle of the ceiling down to the baseboards on the walls looking like a tent standing there in the corner was a 6 foot clown wearing a Santa outfit trimmed with white fur and a symbol in each hand banging them together.
On his bed lay a female clown with a red Christmas tree light bulb on each boob where the nipple would be and it said "Hey there big boy," at first he wanted to kill Inuyasha but then discovered he was too tired to care at this time
On the other side of the room was the last clown a male wearing a butler suit that was made of the same red cloth the Santa outfit was made of cuffs collar and hems trimmed in white fur with a serving tray in one gloved hand "Good evening lord fluffy welcome home" what is your pleasure a dog bone, or a can of tuna cat food,"
"Clowns I hate clowns," Sesshoumaru said 'Clowns I will show him clowns, you wanted it now you're going to get it' he thought
The following day
Every day Inuyasha went to visit his nice shiny cherry red with tan upholstery car and found a shocking surprise, it was gone silently he stood there too shocked to move. Once he regained his bearings he headed back into the house to see Sesshoumaru lounging on the couch with his arms resting on the back of the sofa. Inuyasha looked at him suspected something funny but brushed it off as his own paranoia. Then it turned out to be a major surprise Sesshoumaru pointed to something large wrapped in decorative paper
Sesshoumaru looked over his shoulder "What?
"My, my" Inuyasha couldn't finish "Somebody took her,"
"What your rubber ducky?
Curiosity nagged and got the better of him he walked over to looked at and then began taking the paper off of one of the large objects. A shriek tore from his lips as he looked at the leather seats of his car were revealed. He gasped his mouth gaping he had lost all ability to think or speak
"Merry Freakin Christmas and Crappy New Year little brother," Sesshoumaru said with a wicked grin
"You, you took my car then took her seats out?"
"Did I? Sesshoumaru innocently replied
"You know you did" what did Lexi ever do to you?
"Nothing her owner did, she says hey," Sesshoumaru said
"You, you brainless Chihuahua," Inuyasha insulted "Don't cry when you die in your sleep,"
"Unlike you I am a large breed, and I will not die in my sleep it will be under a female,"
"You ravaged Lexi and left her half naked," Inuyasha complained
"You clowned my room,"
"Oh whoopty fucking doo at least I didn't fuck with your car," Inuyasha shot back
"You started it,"
"I don't give a shit what you did to my Lexi was way worse," Inuyasha snapped
"You turned my room into a clowned Christmas nightmare you know I detest them,"
"Don't be such a wuss you murdered my beautiful car over a couple of fuckin," Inuyasha stopped in mid rant when he heard
"Ahhhh, dear kami what the hell, it's an alien invasion?" Sugimi shrieked "I'm blind," Kirrara screeched her fur stood on end and she put her paws over her eyes "See even the poor cat is shell shocked,"
"It seems father has discovered your masterpiece in my room,"Sesshoumaru calmly stated
"My baby," Sango said as looking like a big fur ball with her fur standing up all fluffed out Kirrara came running she leapt up onto Sango and down inside her shirt
"Lucky cat," Miroku exclaimed
"Mother of heaven I think I am not only damaged for life but I am also scarred for life to," Sugimi exclaimed "Which one of you boys? What was I thinking? Never mind" Inuyasha?
"Gulp, dammit,"
"Oh this I have got to see," Bankotsu exclaimed then bolted up the stairs followed by the others
"My eyes my I'm blind," Bankotsu and the rest of the gang said "It's Christmas clown hell,"
"Father is calling," evilly smiling Sesshoumaru reminded "Be a good pup and go to papa,"
"Stow it fuzz ball,"
"Pup come to daddy," Sugimi too sweetly said "Come on inu papa is not mad,"
"Shit," the hanyou exclaimed and ran "Right like I trust you' he thought
"Sesshoumaru did he just?" Sugimi asked
"Yes ran like the coward he is,"
Sugimi came down the steps "Have you taken revenge for the horror that once was your room? He looked and when he saw it 'Inuyasha's car seats giftwrapped," then snickered "Extreme and genius,"
"I thought so,"
"What did you do with his car? Sugimi asked. Sesshoumaru laughed sadistically "I am afraid to inquire any further,"
"Patience sire when he returns you'll soon know,"
"I shall count the minutes with great anticipation," Sugimi replied "Does he not remember what I told him fifty million times never screw with a dogs den? And that is what your bedrooms are"
Inuyasha came home looked at Sesshoumaru glaring daggers muttered a string of curse words to which Sesshoumaru did not respond. Sugimi sat next to his eldest not saying a word patiently waiting he heard Inuyasha open his room door dead silence not what he was expecting knowing how much of a ball breaker Sesshoumaru was in revenge mode and once was not enough it was like throwing a match on gasoline so after the clowns he knew his eldest was going for the big kill this time, then it came
"Ahhhhhhhhh," Inuyasha screamed at the top of his lungs "You, you son of a bitch I'll kill you," thump Inuyasha had leapt over the second floor railing landing with a thud "Now you're dead poodle boy,"
"Yawn, yes I have heard this a million times before but yet I still breathe life," Sesshoumaru replied
"Die you fucker," Inuyasha cursed reaching over the back of the couch swiping his claws at his brother who easily dodged his attack
"What's up little bro you're so slow?" Sesshoumaru taunted
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you," Inuyasha screamed while trying to slice him with his deadly claws
"Well I am bored now so I shall take my leave," Sesshoumaru said in a bored cool tone infuriating his brother even more
"Bastard," Inuyasha cursed then leapt at Sesshoumaru he dodged and a chase began
"Boys? Sugimi called
Both froze Sesshoumaru in mid run and Inuyasha in mid claw swipe looking like statues it was a comical sight "Yes father? Sesshoumaru answered
"What? Inuyasha snapped
"Kill each other but do not destroy my house," Sugimi said
"Yes father,"
"I'm not making any promises," Inuyasha responded, the chase resumed
"Now to see what started this round," Sugimi headed to Inuyasha's room when he looked burst out laughing on his bed was his car doors with a note
I am at the salon having a makeover take care of these until I return all my love
Sexy Lexi
"I cannot wait to see what comes next," Sugimi said, the others came looked and nearly died laughing
Two days had passed since the incident Sesshoumaru brought Inuyasha's' beloved Lexi back she was a beautiful cherry red car with a creamy tan interior which her seats matched. Sesshoumaru put it in the three car garage they had in its usual spot only something was different very different. Lexi still had her cherry red body but now had bright pink doors with red lips all over them and pink seats and interior that matched the doors even the spokes on the tires were the same pink
"Sesshoumaru you didn't, you did?" Sugimi said as he looked at Sesshoumaru's newest work of art "I may have to put life and death insurance on you boys,"
"Only on little brother since I will not be the one dying,"
"I am going to need ear plugs" aren't I? Sugimi replied
'Possibly,"
With Inuyasha
After a nice relaxing nap Inuyasha woke up and like a cat stretched with a yawn, he thought about having a snack his favorite thing and freezing cold mug of milk and a raw steak, Sugimi always kept mugs in the freezer. He headed down to the kitchen took a mug out of the freezer closed the door then opened the refrigerator door filled it with milk then grabbed one of the steaks. He swallowed down some milk and had just bit into the meat with his fangs when the phone rang
"Hawo," he answered with the steak still between his fangs
"Inuyasha Taisho please,"
"Ah hah,"
"Good news mister Taisho we found your car and have brought it to your home," the woman said a friend of Sesshoumaru who was helping him with his current plan
"Lexi" the over joyed hanyou called out letting the steak fall from his fangs and hit the floor and took off running toward the garage "Daddies coming,"
Sugimi, and Sesshoumaru watched the streak known as Inuyasha run passed them "Everyone I suggest you cover your ears," Sugimi told them
"Okay" Kagome and the other responded
Inuyasha entered the garage and gasped eyes widened with horror he couldn't speak "Five four three two," Bankotsu counted
"Ahhhhhhh," Inuyasha shrieked "No, no, no, no my baby" what did they do to you? You've been violated, wait a minute Sesshoumaru I can't believe it he actually did this to my car asshole now it looks like a chicks car. You will pay for this"
"I spared no expense," Sesshoumaru replied "Only the best for you dear brother,"
"Start making funeral plans genius because today's your lucky day," Inuyasha bellowed
"He was in the garage lets go and get a look," Kouga said, he and the others went to the garage then howls of laughter broke loose
"It seems that they approve," Sesshoumaru commented they came back
"M-mutt face now it's a chick, chick magnet," laughing and panting for breath Kouga razzed
"The lips on the doors say I'm a kissing lover," gasping for air Kagura added
"More like a kissing fool," Miroku jabbed
"Guess flowers and dinner dates are out dated and no longer in style," laughing panting for air Sugimi added
"Asshole see what you did fucking pink you made Lexi look like a freak," Inuyasha barked
"You want a kiss sweetness all you had to do is ask," Ayame teased
"Shall we ladies? Grinning deviously Sango asked
"We should," the females agreed
"Oh no it's wenches gone wild," backing away from the females Inuyasha said
"Pucker up little brother," Sesshoumaru teased
"Nah more like man up," Miroku, Jakotsu, and Bankotsu razzed
"Come on mutt it's time to take one for the team," Kouga jabbed
"I've got to use the little demons room we'll talk when I get back," the crafty hanyou tried "Umph hey," he groaned when they pounced "No stop I have severe wench allergies," he protested as they kissed his face and neck
"Well my son is a chick magnet. Aw this takes me back to my teenage dog hood years," Sugimi taunted
"Stop get off you crazy wenches," Inuyasha protested squirming to get away "Hey Kagura get your lips off my ear," he managed to get some leverage sprang to his feet "Bye" and ran
Monster truck, paws
Sesshoumaru could not believe his eyes he didn't want to why would anyone want to do this to the one thing he loved more than his own life? His face turned white as snow with shock then he started to turn red as he stared at his silver car with cream color interior and seats. The interior, seats, and hub caps were bright red it had huge tires on it from an eighteen wheel truck like the ones put on cars at monster truck rallies making it stand high up off the ground on the sides was a bare butt shooting neon pink flames from front to the back
"You've been defiled," he said as he lovingly stroked one door with his hand. When the engine was turned on the front lifted up and down thanks to the hydraulic lift and played rap music the lyrics made his blood run cold
Monster Truck
"Whoa baby you make my heart stop I wanna know who gets to be on top?
Show me what you've got pop those tities out of that barely there shirt with my hand up under your skirt I'll pop the hood and see what's good
You make me hard as a rock want you to ride my nine inch cock.
Yo I'm a dirty bastard with no class and I'm gonna polish that big sweet ass
I feel your hand wondering up my thigh then it comes to a stop no baby that ain't keys in my pocket it's my rocket
I'll introduce you to my tongue and make you come undone hit every crack to reality you will never want to come back
I will make you pop your cookie with some hard core nooky
In my monster truck long hard and slow we'll fuck,"
"Disgusting," Sesshoumaru said as he listened to Inuyasha rapping he really was good at it. He was speechless, than the rapping stopped
"That was Monster Truck by yours truly,"
"Mangy hanyou," Sesshoumaru seethed
"I don't give a fuck and I hope you like your monster truck. I had to scratch an itch guess payback is a bitch. I hope you enjoyed meeting her you sorry ass mangy cur," was the final message
"The boy has no class," Sesshoumaru said his hands fisted at his sides the green glow of his poisonous claws showing a bit. He was snapped out of his daze by
"Wow mutt can rap," Kouga exclaimed
"And blood will run," Sugimi said
"It seems our hanyou friend is dirtier than me," Miroku commented
"He rap's I cannot believe it he actually rap's?" shocked Ayame exclaimed
"He should be good at it he does get all A's in talking shit," Sesshoumaru stated
"Inuyasha's so busy he's forgotten about gift napping," Sugimi said 'If these two continue I will not have to worry about keeping him away from the gifts' he thought
"It is alright father I forgive him," looking to calm Sesshoumaru exclaimed
"Uh oh,"
Two days later
Inuyasha was in dog heaven he had just cleaned his room, put a nice new sky blue bedspread and mint green sheets on his king sized bed he was proud as a peacock as he stood there admiring his new goodies. That being done he left the house to go to the store up the street and buy some goodies. Then kick back relax and watch some movies when he came back, meanwhile something else was as they say in the works
"Hmhmhm," Sesshoumaru hummed "Merry Christmas to me Merry Christmas to me I am so clever it's scary it is going to be the best one ever," he sang while holding a bag in his hand
"Sesshoumaru?
"Yes dear sire of mine?" he replied as he headed towards the stairs with something in his hand
"Should I ask? Sugimi said
"I think it best you do not,"
"Oh boy I can hardly wait for dog breath to come home," rubbing his hands in anticipation smiling Kouga exclaimed
Sesshoumaru headed up stairs humming all the way up the steps "Shit this is going to be epic," Sango said
"It's times like this I wish there was a hidden camera in Yashys room," Jakotsu added
"Kiddies shall we get the popcorn chips and other goodies ready for the coming show?" Sugimi asked they said yes in a flash the snacks and drinks were set up
"Sesshys a happy dog a happy, happy dog ," Sesshoumaru sang as he prepared his gift in Inuyasha's room then it went dead quiet for a while a short time later Sesshoumaru sauntered down the stairs in dog form
"Son what have you done? Sugimi questioned
"I went for a walk," Sesshoumaru replied in inu language
"In your brothers room?"
"No comment," Sesshoumaru answered
"So that's how it is," Sugimi said
"Even dogs must stretch their legs," he responded and walked away
"It is times like this I wish I weren't a dog," Sugimi exclaimed
"You can use a spell and become a neko then you will be neko papa instead of inu papa," Sugimi growled
"Shit Sessh you didn't crap on the mutts bed did you?" Kouga asked
"Worse of all hose it down after all he is the size of a Great Dane," Ayame said
"Nope" he answered in inu language
Inuyasha came home goodies in hand "Yo peeps what's up?"
"Depends on what kind of up you speak of," Miroku said
"Gods damn it monk is your brain ever anywhere but up under some girls skirt?" Inuyasha jabbed
"Best and safest place in the whole world to be," the grinning batting his eyes monk replied
"Be back in a sec," Inuyasha said set his goodies down then headed upstairs to his room "Sesshoumaru you dirty no good bastard I'm going to fucking dismember you," thump he landed down on the first floor with a thud "Where are you, you furless pussy?"
"Furless pussy?" the other males exclaimed looking at each other questioningly
"Pant, woof," the white dog sitting innocently in the corner responded
"Hope you're ready to die mutt," Inuyasha snapped flexing his claws
Sesshoumaru turned his back put his tail up and moved his rear from side to side "Woof" then doggie laughed
"Eew put your bunghole away, will you, nobody wants to see that cover it up?" Sesshoumaru said nothing aimed his butt directly at Inuyasha and let a ripe one rip "Ah I'm going to die," Inuyasha whined with his hand clamped over his mouth "Call nine one, one my nose is burning,"
"Woof" the white dog responded and waved his butt tauntingly
"You think it's funny huh?" Inuyasha snapped then lunged Sesshoumaru took off
"Are you thinking what I am?" batting his filled with merry mirth Sugimi asked
"Yup," they said in unison, Sugimi was the first up the stairs
Gut wrenching laughter filled their ears as they climbed the steps Sugmi stood one hand on the door frame of Inuyasha's room for balance because if he didn't he'd fall flat on his ass. The others crowded around to get a look what they saw made them gasp then nearly died as they burst out laughing. All over Inuyasha's new bed clothes, the room walls, ceiling, floor, windows and furniture were dog paw prints Sesshoumaru had put black paint on all four paws and walked all over everything he even did the blue drapes that matched Inuyasha's bedding
"W-well he did say he went for a-a walk," Sugimi choked out "Looks like it was a long one too,"
"Hey papa Sessh should open an art schoo- school," Sango managed to get out between laughs
"Oh dear gods now this war will never end," Sugimi gasped "Oh well on the upside Inuyasha is so occupied with Sesshoumaru he's forgotten all about gift napping,"
Two days after the war had begun
For now it seemed the brothers were on a time out after all even relentless hellions need a break now and then, but that doesn't mean Sesshoumaru did not find other ways of torturing his dear little brother. Sesshoumaru unknown to a certain hanyou had grown increasingly closer to a certain female. She and Sesshoumaru were sitting on the floor in their favorite spot in the den, Inuyasha was looking for something and came upon them Sesshoumaru had his hand on Kagome's arm
"What are you doing? Inuyasha asked
"Playing checkers," Sesshoumaru casually answered
"Bull, now what's going on," the indignant hanyou demanded
"Checking her pulse and listening to her heartbeat I am practicing for medical school,"
"You're not even in medical school try again ass hat," Inuyasha replied
"Very well but remember you asked,"
"Yeah fine whatever just get to it Doctor love glove," the hanyou wisecracked
"Combing her fur," the grinning taiyoukai answered
"Cough, fur combing/" Inuyasha choked
"Yes combing fur, c-o-m-b-i-n-g, f-u-r," Sesshoumaru spelled to drive his brother nuts
"I heard you I can read write and spell you know,"
"Yes but can you comprehend? Sesshoumaru needled
"Duh fur face" what happened did your tail crawl up your butt?
"Miko next I must take your temperature," Sesshoumaru casually mentioned
"Okay Sesshy," Kagome played along
"What the? Inuyasha started
"Want to stay and watch," Kagome innocently asked
"Yes I have lots of experience and no objections," Sesshoumaru needled readying to open his pants
"Oh my gods hell fucking no," the nearly having a heart attack hanyou replied "You pornographic pervert,"
"Ooo Sesshy let that wild stallion out," Kagome added with a serious look on her sweet face "Can I measure it to?
"You may do anything you wish with him he is all yours,"
"I, ah, have to, um," Inuyasha stammered and took of face red as a tomato "Measure it eew,"
"We've scarred him for life he'll never be the same," Kagome exclaimed
"And I will do it again first chance I get,' Sesshoumaru replied
With Inuyasha
"I need a drink that'll do it," the looking for sake rattled hanyou said
"Yo dog breath what happened are your panties riding up your butt crack," Kouga razzed "Or did you lose your tail?
"No dumb ass, and if I had a tail I'd strangle you with it," Inuyasha shot back
"Alright boys give it a rest, and I want to know what's going on and what has you so rattled?" Sango said
"It must have been something wonderful," smiling Miroku added
"Nothing, not a damn thing," Inuyasha replied
"Cough up the info dog," Sango hounded "I will give you a big fat juicy stake,"
"I've got nothing to tell so drop it,"
"Sure you don't," Kouga said
"Gods damn you Miroku let me the fuck out of this," Inuyasha demanded when Miroku hit him with a binding sutra
"In there you will stay until you talk,"
"Bastard," the hanyou cursed "You better hire a bodyguard," he bit then told them what happened
"Ah yes combing the fur might I say lord sesshoumaru is a man after my own heart. I wonder if he parts his to the left or to the right, I prefer mine in the middle it makes for easier access,"
"You hentai bastard" now will you let me the hell out of this trap? Inuyasha snapped
"I'll get back to you in a week," a growl was Inuyasha's response then his demonic crests began to appear on his cheeks "Oh fine if you're going to get all demony about it," he removed the sutra
The second Inuyasha was up he closed in on Miroku then his lips curled up into a sick grin. Miroku gulped and in a split second Inuyasha sliced Miroku's shirt and pants leaving him standing there in nothing but his purple briefs and a beet red face
"There, is that demony enough for ya?" Inuyasha wisecracked
"Woo hoo monk nice legs," Kouga teased
"That's a sweet little ass you've got there Miroku," Sango ragged "Come on and strut your stuff,"
"Ha, ha ya perverted fucker now play show and tell like a good boy," Inuyasha needled
"Yeah shake it don't break it, it took your mama nine months just to make it,"
"This is so unfair," Miroku complained
"Why because instead of you doing the groping you're the one being felt up?" Sango needled
"Gasp, hah,"
"I was right looks and feels good to," Sango teased
"Sango you're feeling my as?
"Yes a real live girl is actually feeling your ass, bet your surprised" hah? Inuyasha delighted in teasing "So how's it feel being groped instead of doing the groping?
"Solid packed nice shape," Sango said smirking
"Relax monk try not to get your twig in a twist," Inuyasha razzed "Well will you look at that the friggin pervert is actually blushing, later monk try not to explode," he finished and headed off to get some food
"Sango" Miroku exclaimed
"Don't be shy my little monk,"
"Yeah Roku man up and enjoy it" isn't this what you always wanted? Enjoying the sight of the nervous monk Kouga needled
"Uh, I-I um have to run," Miroku stammered and ran like hell
"Guess that's one perv going into early retirement short though that might be," Kouga added "Hey monk better put some lotion on your hands before you stroke the lizard dry rough skin is hard on their tender little bodies," he yelled to the retreating monks form
"Little? Kouga heard Miroku gripe
"God I love screwing with him," Sango exclaimed "I always get hungry after a good show lets go eat," Miroku stayed in hiding for two days
Two days after the event
Fluffy's Girl, combing the fur, demon wine
Sesshoumaru or as Sugimi nick named him Devilmaru was up to something and Kagome was in on it they'd disappear while Inuyasha was out so the hanyou wouldn't know. Seeing Kagome with a notebook in hand he figured they were drawing diagrams for whatever deviltry they were going to unleash. He and the rest of the group watched and were waiting, Miroku stated he thought it'd be epic and seriously ball busting. The next day Inuyasha went out and Kagome and Sesshoumaru went into his room shuffling and tapping were heard
"There they go the practical joking Yakuza twins," Kouga commented when the tapping began
"Somehow I just know we will not have to wait long," Sugimi added
Inuyasha came home and headed straight to his room opened the door turned on the lights only this time something was very different first everyone heard moving then the big thing happened. Sesshoumaru was nearly choking trying not to laugh Kagome had her face buried in Sesshoumaru's chest to keep from busting out laughing, Sugimi looked at them with inquiring eyes
"Pa-patience father," Sesshoumaru gasped
Fluffy's girl
"Yo check out the big strong jock saying he wants me to ride his nine inch cock. Well here's the clincher I don't do no nine incher. Now here's the thing for me it is a must it has to be twelve inches or bust. Slipping and sliding his twelve inches I'll be riding
He says in his monster truck long slow and hard we'll fuck and he will make me pop my cookie with some hard core nooky
We stopped and parked yeah that's it are you shitting me it's over? Thank you for nothing rover, guess this was a wasted trip what a jip. Well sadly this tells the tale I could get more action and satisfaction in jail, he can't stick it guess he will just have to lick it
Keep it stiff no, no he just can't keep it stiff, keep it stiff no, no he just can't keep it stiff and I'm still so horny just remembered this dude he calls fluffy dial his number he answers, could you use a little action? I need some satisfaction
He says name the time and place I'll take my time and use a slow pace. He pulls up in his black monster truck flames shooting down the sides six two and all man now I'm a horny wench with a plan
He helps me up and I get in, in a flash my skirt was up his pants down and I got introduced to twelve glorious hard inches he parted the hedge slipped inside and I began to ride I've got to tell ya in no time I was screaming hallelujah
Three hours later he was still holding strong we wound up going all night long he made my toenails curl and from now on I'm fluffy's girl. As for teat mouthy jock when he got word of it well let's just say he is still in shock"
"That's Fluffy's Girl by you know me Kagsy," Kagome's voice came booming
Inuyasha stood silent mouth agape watching while as the rap music played his bed went up and down thanks to the hydraulic lift he used on Sesshoumaru's car that Sesshoumaru had installed under his bed along with a sound system. Poor Sugimi fell off the couch landing on his back on the floor holding his stomach laughing tapping one foot on the floor and he nearly lost the ability to breath. Sesshoumaru finally released the held back laughter leaning to the side falling over with his head on Kagome's lap and she bent over him tears pouring down her cheeks soaking Sesshoumarus shirt as she howled in laughter. Speechless gasping Kouga was pointing at Kagome and busted out laughing ten times harder
"Devilmaru, mi-miko," Sugimi choked out barely able to speak
"Duh I am a-de-demon" are-aren't I? Sesshoumaru gasped
"Kagome oh-oh my gods you fucking rule," panting for air Ayame exclaimed
"Twelve inches look it it's a telephone pole," coughing Bankotsu managed to get out
"Son," Sugimi choked
"Y-y-yes father," Sesshoumaru panted
"Twelve in-inch show off,"
"Free long distance calling every-everyone," Kagura teased
"In his case extra-long distance," Sango gasped
"Sire," Seshoumaru said
"Yes Sessh-Sesshypoo?" still rolling in laughter Sugimi answered
"Fourteen inch murder-murderer," choking for air Sesshoumaru jabbed
"Kaggy was driving stick," Sango teased
"A foot long too," pervertedly smiling Miroku added
"Foot long sausage just the way I-I like em," Kagome panted "Think Inuyasha shit a brick yet?
'She can rap, oh-oh my god our Kaggy can rap," Jakotsu squealed and continued laughing
"Hey how come mutt isn't throwing a fit making threats and screaming? He's to flippin quiet" Kouga commented
"Uh oh," wiping his eyes Sugimi exclaimed
The laughing group finally calmed down and still it was silent Inuyasha had not so much as uttered a peep they all waited with baited breath and were prepared for the unexpected especially the youkai. Footsteps were heard on the second floor then headed down the steps headed toward the living room, then a pale white as a sheet hanyou stepped into view wide eyes he was much like a zombie and moved more like a robot instead of a person, then for a few seconds stood still staring as if in a trance
"Bed up and down, jock, wench, fluffy, twelve inches?" was all the poor shell shocked hanyou got out before he wordlessly disappeared
'I cannot believe it our Yashy is calm, and quiet" what no tantrum, screaming, and threats? Jakotsu
"May-maybe little brother has retired from hellionism," Laughing all over again Sesshoumaru exclaimed
"Sessh have you been smoking weed? Inuyasha give up we're talking about mutt face here he's even known as lord ball breaker in hell it is said that one day he will drive Acuma insane," Kouga said
"Yup word through the grapevine tells me the same thing," Ayame added
"Wolf a boy can dream" can't he? Sesshoumaru teased Kouga
'What the hell why not?" Kouga replied
Three days after the bed incident
"Yo don't drink that Kagome," Inuyasha warned
"Oh please what do I look five years old? I'm of age,"
"But" Inuyasha tried but it was too late she gulped it down "It's demon wine and your human, oh boy," he mumbled and smacked his forehead with the palm of his right hand
"Oh this is going to be fun," Jakotsu exclaimed
"Yup she's human so it shouldn't be long now," Ayame added
"I wonder what the miko will do first? Sugimi said
Then it began Kagome started feeling all warm and fuzzy and so relaxed she looked around wearing the happiest smile in history "Hello peeps, what's up?"
"Ah Kagome you're eight sheets to the wind," Inuyasha announced
"Duh, Skome runk,"
"Yes my favorite wench Kagome drunk," the smirking hanyou replied 'Oh this is priceless' he thought
"Hehehe, am I under arrest ocifficer, I mean officer?" Sesshoumaru entered the room "He cop," she said pointing to Inuyasha, then pointed at Sesshoumaru "So you must be the captain,"
"Hm" was Sesshoumaru's simple reply
"Kagome you drunken sot," Inuyasha teased
"Dwunken, ah drunken hot," the miko replied
"Miko? Sesshoumaru called
"What a miko is? Hello big doggie"
"You are a miko and are currently intoxicated on demon wine," Sesshoumaru answered "Come" he picked her up bridal style
"Hey you're pretty," she complimented
"Ah thank you I think,"
"Wow crescent moon, stripes, red eye lids cool their pretty too," Kagome added stroking his markings "Some boys are cute but not as pretty as you though,"
"Oo Sesshy is man pretty," Inuyasha teased with his hands clasped together held against one cheek with a dreamy look
"Little brother,"
"Yes pretty Sesshy sama?" Inuyasha replied
"Continue as you are and you will not live long enough to see or enjoy Christmas or the New Year," Sesshoumaru promised
"Sniff for somebody so pretty you sure are cranky," Inuyasha ragged wiping away false tears
"To quote you little brother go play in the traffic during rush hour on an icy night wearing only a smile," Sesshoumaru jabbed turned and carried Kagome to her room
"Wee Kamome get ride?" she drunkly exclaimed "Hey you have face and arm stripes" where else do you have stwipes, um stripes?
"Yes miko you get a ride," he climbed the stairs "To answer your question I have stripes in places your virgin eyes should never wander," he whispered in her ear and smirked, he stopped opened the door and went into Kagome's room pulled back the bedclothes laid her on the bed and took off her shoes
"Hey Sessh know what I always wanted to do?"
"No what have you always wan?" he started but was silenced when simultaneously his head was pulled down by the neck of his shirt and her lips covered his after a long passionate kiss she pulled back "Inu's taste good you chocolate fiend," she teased after tasting the chocolate in his mouth
"Allow me to show my appreciation," he took her lips again
Downstairs
"Fluffs been up there a long time" what about twenty minutes or more now? Inuyasha commented
"Maybe Kagome had a back ache and he's giving her a back rub," Miroku said
"Aw maybe she's cold and he is keeping her warm," Kagura added to drive her favorite hanyou nuts
"Plus she was lonely and needed company," Bankotsu exclaimed
"Oh the grand pups will be beautiful," Sugimi gushed with a dreamy eyed look he loved unnerving his son
"Whaaaaat," Inuyasha screeched "No fucking way,"
"Oh boy I will be an aunty," Sango teased "Hope it's twins a boy and girl,"
"Sadistic bastards quit fucking with me," Inuyasha snapped
"Fucking that's the key word" know what I mean? Winking with one eye Jakotsu needled
"I hear nothing la, la, la, la," Inuyasha responded ears flat against his head and hands covering them he walked away
"Oh Sesshy darling a little to the left," Kagura razzed
"Miko you're so tight," Miroku added they continued until he was out of sight
"Yes I am going to be laying pipe for days," Kagura added
Under the Christmas tree
12 Midnight Christmas day while the others slept all except two were still awake and one was chasing the other all over the place yes Sesshoumaru was one determined dog chasing and hunting down his prey. Once Kagome was caught she would pay the price. Sesshoumaru finally found his miko under the of all places the Christmas tree hiding behind the gifts, he reached in grabbing one of her ankles and gently but firmly pulled her out
"So little minx thought you'd gotten away from me" did you?
"Oh damn it, okay what's Santa going to give me for Christmas?"
"Something special very special," Sesshoumaru answered
"Oh yeah and that would be? Kagome answered
"No more will you taunt me and escape me,"
"So what do I get tell me pretty please?" she replied
"This was his last reply," he said
Lemon starts
Before she knew it she was on her back on the floor pinned between Sesshoumaru and the floor she nearly howled in pleasure when he slipped inside of her completely filling her. She slightly raised her hips when he started sliding in and out the sensations that he felt like he was going to explode his shaft swelled a bit expanding the walls of her tight hot passage. Without breaking the skin she bit his shoulder to keep from screaming his name to the heavens as a heavy climax hit like a ton of bricks when she pulled away from his shoulder he kissed her hard then started pumping harder quickly bringing her to completion again
Tongues danced and stroked each other as they explored each other's mouths the kissing was increasing their desires, He sucked on her breasts for a little while then kissed his way up her chest and neck back to her lips shifting his hips in different so he'd hit all the right spots making her release multiple times. He suddenly sped up his pace it was near very near
He threw his head back "Oh gods,"
"Sessh-Sesshoumaru more please more," he started pounding into her like a jackhammer
"Yes like that,"
"Ahhhhh," both simultaneously when their massive climaxes hit with the force of a tidal wave
Fangs pierced and sunk into the left side of her neck marking her as his, she turned and did the same to him making him howl in his mind his beast was mad with desire. The room was aglow as their powers merged creating new powers they'd share for eternity before settling back into their bodies, he moved his rod in a circular motion inside her and drove her mad and making her thrust upward he started moving harder and faster, with her feet on his buttocks she pulled him to her more
"Yeeeees,"
"Kagome," releases hit them hard and heavy
Lemon continues
12: 20 am Inuyasha woke up and was going to go downstairs and get a glass of milk he stopped when he heard a groan he sneaked a peek and saw Sesshoumaru, and Kagome on the floor mating under the Christmas tree
The following morning
"Hello brother" how are you feeling? I hope you are faring well
"And the reason for your inquiry is? Sesshoumaru asked
"Good morning pups," Sugimi teased as he sat down at the breakfast followed by the others
"Well little brother are you going to answer me," Sesshoumaru told him
"I saw Santa giving it to the wench underneath the Christmas tree oh what sight they'll be at it all night. Santa was working double time cleaning her pipes with his special plunger oh how his name she was screaming as he had her creaming. Now Christmas will never be the shame and they are to blame," Inuyasha sang in
"Your level of depravity knows no boundaries and never ceases to amaze me," Sesshoumaru said
"Well next time pick a private place you're the one who chose to do your humping in a public area," Inuyasha retorted
"Take it easy On Santa Yasha he was just getting his freak on," Jakotsu ragged
"My eldest has finally taken a mate,," Sugimi said
The lights went out then came back on on and standing there was the most beautiful humanoid neko in history "Hey who turned on the lights," Inuyasha asked "Sniff , K-Kirrara?
"Who else would it be?
"Wow she's hot," Souta exclaimed then clamped a hand over his mouth
"Thanks dream boat so are you,"
"You think so? Souta replied "Thanks"
"Ah hah, we'll talk later," she winked, he smiled