Hawktalon here,
Ok, so I was bored one day with Lunarwing and we wrote all these stories. I'll only publish a few. But I hope you enjoy them.
Where all the water went from the river
The next morning in ThunderClan;
Hawktalon and Lunarwing had stayed the night.
"Would you like to join ThunderClan?" Firestar asked.
"We would but we are from another time," Hawktalon replied.
"We are leaving for the future today," Lunarwing added.
"We will miss you," Sandstorm said.
"Thanks for the aeroplane," Leafkit mewed shyly.
Hawktalon and Lunarwing said good bye and walked out of the camp.
All the Clan cats were sitting around tired, dirty and covered in cotton candy. An idea popped into Firestar's head.
"Who wants to go to the river?" Firestar asked.
All the cats jumped up and raced out of the camp.
"Let's go!" Squirrelkit yelped.
ThunderClan raced down to the river. They forgot about the steep hill leading down to it. They all rolled down the hill and fell into the river.
The water turned pink and green from all the cotton candy.
"Watch this!" Ashfur shouts bombing into the river.
ThunderClan cheer.
"Watch this!" Tigerstar yells, jumping into the river, wetting every tree in the forest.
"Get out of here Tigerkit," Firestar ordered.
"Hey, I can have fun too. Isn't that right, Firebum?" Tigerstar replied with a smile.
"Hey you would have done that too if you had eaten that many donuts," Firestar pointed out.
Stormfur, Feathertail and Hawkfrost came to the river.
"What in the name of StarClan are you doing?" Stormfur asked, looking shocked at ThunderClan cats swimming in the river.
"Swimming," Firestar says.
"Drowning," Squirrelkit splutters.
Sandstorm hits Squirrelkit, "don't say that."
"Come join us," Brackenfur invited.
"Sure," Feathertail says, and then whispers something to her brother, Stormfur.
Stormfur runs off into the undergrowth.
Feathertail runs over to Hawkfrost and pushes him in the river.
"I hate getting wet," Hawkfrost exclaims, shaking water from his pelt.
Feathertail gracefully dives in the river.
"Hey, what is Stormfur doing? Going to WindClan," Hawkfrost asked.
"Probably," Firestar said.
Leopardstar comes out of the trees, followed by her whole clan.
"That was a good idea, Feathertail," Sandstorm acknowledged.
"1, 2, 3 CANNONBALL!" Leopardstar shouted.
All of RiverClan jump in the river at once.
"LOOK!" Brambleclaw shouted.
All the cats looked. Tallstar was running down the moor followed by his whole clan.
They kept running and jumped straight into the river.
Stormfur was running towards ShadowClan territory.
"Hello Tallstar," Firestar greeted.
"It was a lovely idea to go swimming on a hot day like today," Tallstar commented.
"You sound like an elder," Leopardstar joked.
"HEY. That is not how you talk about your elders," Dappletail shouts.
"That is no way to speak to a clan leader," Firestar shouts back.
"INCOMING!" Stormfur calls out, jumping into river, closely followed by ShadowClan.
ShadowClan ran down the hill and jumped in the river.
"Firestar, what was with the aeroplane yesterday?" Blackstar asked.
"Oh um . . . We were given it," Firestar stammered.
Then Firestar had a silly thought.
Firestar climbed out of river, "ThunderClan, come here."
Firestar waited until ThunderClan had climbed out of the river and walked further into the trees.
"We are all going to climb trees and jump in the river!" Firestar announced.
"I can't really climb and I don't think the Elders can either," Cinderpelt said.
"Cinderpelt, you and the elders can go soak in the river if you'd like," Firestar suggested.
Cinderpelt leads the elders back to the river.
"Let's go!" Brambleclaw cries.
There were three trees close to the river. ThunderClan climbed them.
"3, 2, 1, BELLYFLOP!" Firestar ordered.
All the ThunderClan cats bombed into the river. Firestar was the only one who bellyflopped. The wave carried half the clans down the beach.
"Hey guys. I brought some friends to join you!" Spottedleaf told Firestar.
Millions of sparkling cats stepped out of the trees.
Tigerstar appears on the opposite side of the river, "I also brought some friends."
Heaps of dark looking cats stepped out of the undergrowth.
Spottedleaf and Tigerstar shout both at the same time, "CANNONBALL!"
All the StarClan and Dark Forest cats jumped in the river at the same time.
"MUMMY! HELP US!" The clan cats exclaim in horror.
"That's too many cats!" Firestar pointed out.
The river flies into the air with all the clan cats still in it. It separates. The cats magically fly back to their camps.
The clan cats run back to the river. It was gone.
"LOOK!" Squirrelkit points, looking up.
The river was hovering. All the StarClan and Dark Forest cats were playing in it.
"The weird cats stole our river!" Leafkit accused.
"Hey, we're only borrowing it," Bluestar informed.
"Yeah well, give it back," Leopardstar ordered.
"Okay then," Lionheart said.
The river came slamming back to Earth.
"YAY! The river is back!" Squirrelkit squeals, dancing around the beach.
"Thanks, weird cats," Leafkit said, dancing around the beach with Squirrelkit.
"It's ok," Bluestar said, smiling at the two dancing kits.
"Enjoy your river," Lionheart said, also smiling at the dancing kits.
The Clan cats played in the river until midafternoon. The cats started getting out.
"Any cat can use Sunningrocks to dry off if they would like to," Firestar announced.
So the cats lay on Sunningrocks until the sun went down.
"Come on ShadowClan. We are going now," Blackstar said, reluctant to leave Sunningrocks.
"Are we going to work on repairing the aeroplane to crash into ThunderClan?" Applekit asked her mother, Tallpoppy.
"Applekit, Firestar heard that," Tallpoppy scolded.
After that, ShadowClan left quickly.
"WindClan is leaving now. Thank you for letting us use Sunningrocks," Tallstar said.
"It's our pleasure," Firestar said.
WindClan left.
"Firestar, you are one cool Clan leader," Leopardstar calls out, as she leads RiverClan home.
"Thanks," Firestar said, his pelt warming in the evening sun.
RiverClan used the stepping stones so they didn't get wet again.
"Could every cat take a piece of prey back to camp," Graystripe asked.
Hawktalon again,
So did you like it? Tell me what you think!
I'm open to suggestions for more silly stories.