Murtagh: Does this dress make me look fat?
Murtagh: I'm going to give myself over to the slave traders.
Murtagh: I like Bunnies!
Murtagh: Whoops! sorry Eragon! I can't save you now because I have to watch Spongebob!
Twins: Good job Eragon, you passed our test!
Twins: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard, the magical wizard of oz...
Twins: Eragon - We worship you!
Angela: I am so glad I kissed that toad!
Angela: Twins... do you want to get married?
Angela: The bones say... that... You are going to be worth a lot of money...
Angela: I wonder how much I would make if I sold Eragon's fortune to Galbatorix?
Sloan: Eragon, I have decided to adopt you.
Sloan: Where is the love?
Sloan: I hate meat!
Sloan: Oh, dear sweet cactus, you are my only friend now.
Brom: I am really just Gandalf in disguise.
Brom: At last! I'm finally leaving all of you wackos to go to a better place!
Brom: May your swords- ah forget it...
Brom: The Urgals killed everyone in Yazuac! Go Urgals! Go Urgals! Go Urgals!
Brom: I'm not really dead, we had budget cuts.