41. Fill up a bucket with water. When he sits down, walk behind him and go "Whoops" Pour the water all over his head.

42. Introduce him to a computer, but say its one of the newest in wizarding technology. When hes hooked, tell him its really a muggle device. Watch him run to the bathroom to go take a shower.

43. Ask him, "What if you just admitted that Harry Potter is greater that you?? You know what they say, you should never speak ill of your superiors"

44. Say, "Voldie-poo, you ever thought of buying a wig. I suggest a blonde one, then it would match your intelligence"

45. Get new furniture for the headquarters. Make sure the deatheaters move the furniture in WITHOUT any magic. When everythings finally set up say "Naw, I liked it the way it was, put everything back"

46. Say, Whats up with this "lord" stuff?? How about we just call you "king", "emperor", or my personal favourite "voldie-bunny"?

47. Now this one is when your really desperate to get on his nerves: Go up to him and KISS him. When its over say, "So sorry but nothing"("Ewww, snake breath" or "You know, in some countries this is considered as child abuse" and slapping him across the face could also work.

48. Say, "If your so great, how come you cant fly"

49. If he somehow manages to get a girl and she dumps him, say "im sorry voldie, i thought she was the one. I cant believe I was wrong..again, but ill get it right next time"

50. After you find out hes been torturing someone in the dungeons, say "When did you plan on telling me Voldie, but thats no way to treat your pets"

51. Force him, by any means necessary, to watch "The Prancing Princess" with you.

52. For his birthday, buy him a Barney doll and say "Isnt it what youve always wanted"

53. At dinner, put a pie in front of him. Go behind him and push him face first into the pie. (Any flavour is acceptable)

54. When he goes for a swim in his pool, just as hes about to jump in (DONT PUSH HIM IN) go quietly up behind him and shout "boo".

55. When youre flying to your next killing-spree site, every 5 minutes say, "Are we there yet?" (you can also go "pop" every once in a whilelike Donkey from Shrek 2)

56. Make up a theme song and every time he finishes a plan, sing it in his ears.

57. During a meeting, burst through the doors and sit on Voldies lap and start a staring contest with him. When he starts to get mad say "I won"

58. Run around him singing "I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves,..." while making funny faces.

59. Say to a fellow deatheater, "Tell me, what kind of idiot would want to talk to a snake. I mean, they cant be that good to talk to. But then again, thats what you could expect from SOMEONE". Stare at him while saying this.

60. Jus walk up to him and say "You know youre really stupid. You could have been very successful but you just blew it all away to rule the world. Look where thats got you now. Sharing a body with a coward" (you can also just say," you know youre really ugly")

61. When he talking say "Thats what you think."

62. When hes around, imitate a siren.

63. Make beeping noises when hes backing up.

64. When hes finished talking to you, say "This conversation is officially over" and clamp your hands over your ears.

65. When hes counting, start shouting random numbers.

66. Say, "Wouldnt you like to know." everytime he asks you a question.

67. Learn morse code and talk to him entirely in Beeps.

68. Talk to him like a robot.

69. Start your meal by licking all of your food and saying "Now no one will even THINK of swiping my food"

70. Sniffle incessantly.

71. Talk to him entirely in Spanish/French.

72. Paint his room pink and say "I thought you liked the colour"

73. Say, "If you continue to throw this tantrum, i wont give you back Mr. Whiskers"

74. Run around the headquarters opening and slamming doors.

75. Send evil owls and bunnies to nip at him every 5 minutes in his sleep.

76. Do any of these things to annoy him and then say "The voices in my head told me this would work. Are they smart or what??well I did teach them everything they know"

77. Go up to him and ask him if you can borrow any "female" items.

78. Tell him all about what the voices in your head say. Name them and say things like, "Gwen said...", "Dean said...", "You wouldnt believe what Gerard said about you..."

79. Invite him to a costume party. Insist he buys a costume. When he comes (wearing the costume), walk over to him and whisper, "the costumes party tomorrow"

80. Say, "You should really do something about that face of yours"