To: Evlseacrture24

From: MothmanAgt1

Subject: I hate naming these things

Hey Gaz!

I had a great time this weekend with Tak. We done so many things among some things she wanted to do.

I'm in love!

How was your weekend?

Dib

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To: MothmanAgt1

From: Evlseacrture24

Re: Subject: I hate naming these things

Hey Genius.

That's great. So does that mean more starry eyes or less now?

My weekend blew.

You know who this is if you messaged me.

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To: Evlseacrture24

From: MothmanAgt1

Re: Re: Subject: I hate naming these things

Must of not of been a great weekend for you then. Sorry. Want to tell me what happened?

Also not less starry eyed now. Possibly more. You can't hit me that far away.

Dib.

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Gaz almost typed back her response to him though it didn't stop her from sticking her tongue out at him, when she spotted an instant message alert coming up. She was suicidal, so she clicked the icon.

Almtymasta69: Little Gaz I was wondering if perhaps you want to spend time with me again next weekend?

Evlseacrture24: After what you did when you were out here? I don't think so.

Almtymasta69: What do you mean? Zim was stupendous in his glorious self.

Evlseacrture24: ...

Almtymasta69: We are back to this again? I was amazing like I normally am.

Evlseacrture24: Really? You seriously thought you did great?

Almtymasta69: As your future mate, yes.

Evlseacrture24: After how you behaved you and I will never get anywheres.

Almtymasta69: Doesn't no mean yes to you females? That's what I got in my research.

Evlseacrture24: Where did you get that information?

Almtymasta69: Normally I prefer you in short skirts, but those jeans looked great. I couldn't help myself.

Evlseacrture24: Next time Zim when you think a female looks good you tell them, you don't try snaking your hands down their pants and up their shirt.

Almtymasta69: I'll take my time if you allow me for next time, Gaz. I'll make it up to you.

MothmanAgt1 has entered the room.

Almtymasta69: You know how over excited I get.

Evlseacrture24: I noticed with the opera you were singing.

Almtymasta69: What? You didn't like it?

Evlseacrture24: I will admit it was both embarrassing and amusing at the same time. I didn't know you could sing.

MothmanAgt1: YOU DID WHAT TO MY SISTER, ZIM? Creepy perv.

Almtymasta69: I'll get back to you in one sec, Dib-worm.

Almtymasta69: So you liked my singing, eh love-pig?

Evlseacrture24: And we are right back to square one. I don't want to be called love-pig.

Almtymasta69: Why?

Evlseacrture24: It's demeaning to me.

Almtymasta69: Is it, Dib?

MothmanAgt1: That and the whole trying to take advantage of my sister part. Jerk.

RedIrkenlrd has entered the room.

RedIrkenlrd: It is the lovely human, Gaz again.

Evlseacrture24: Who invited him?

MothmanAgt1: Not me.

Almtymasta69: After him trying to take my mate away. Not me.

Evlseacrture24: I'm not your mate, Zim. One date does not make an official mate.

RedIrkenlrd: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...

Evlseacrture24: For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

RedIrkenlrd: Ha! I knew you would know that quote, Gaz.

Evlseacrture24: I do. Surprised you do.

RedIrkenlrd: I enjoy reading when I can.

Evlseacrture24: Reading is healthy.

RedIrkenlrd: Strength without determination means nothing. Determination without strength is equally useless.

Evlseacrture24: Ahh.. Magus, Chrono Trigger.

Almtymasta69: RED I DEMAND YOU TO STOP HITTING ON MY FEMALE THIS ONCE! Dib tell him to stop.

MothmanAgt1: I'm not his father.

Almtymasta69: But you are her brother. Stop this at once.

MothmanAgt1: Ummmm nah.

Almtymasta69: What? Why not?

MothmanAgt1: After the way you treated, Gaz she deserves to explore her options.

Evlseacrture24: And often with a flame thrower.

MothmanAgt1: Or a Super Soaker.

Evlseacrture24: Meat bomb.

MothmanAgt1: What else is he afraid of? Such a huge list.

RedwuvsGreen has entered room.

MothmanAgt1: Oh never mind. Did you invite him, Gaz?

Evlseacrture24: Actually no.

RedIrkenlrd: I did. 3:)

RedwuvsGreen: Hey bestest buddy!

Almtymasta69: ...

RedwuvsGreen: Aww Zim's unhappy. I should come over and cheer him up.

Evlseacrture24: That was evil of you Red. Why?

RedIrkenlrd: Why not?

Evlseacrture24: I've sprayed soda in Zim's face before, but I wouldn't do that other stuff to him.

RedIrkenlrd: Are you sure you aren't Irken?

Evlseacrture24: Quite sure.

Randomaddrss70 has entered the room.

Randomaddrss70: Well I have some catching up to do.

Evlseacrture24: Finally another female in the room.

RedwuvsGreen: I called Zim and he hung up on me. :(

RedIrkenlrd: Just pay him a surprise visit kid. He can't say no then.

MothmanAgt1: Don't listen to him, Keef. Shut up, Red!

Randomaddrss70: Well if I drank, tonight would be a good start to do so. What did I just read?

MothmanAgt1: Hanging out with Mortos is starting to make a lot of sense right now.

Randomaddrss70: You sure? After what you told me? Oh no wait... You are correct there.

RedIrkenlrd: Where is my lovely, Gaz?

MothmanAgt1: Excuse me?

Randomaddrss70: What?!

RedwuvsGreen: First Zim and now this guy. You are lucky, Gaz.

Almtymasta69: Blow off, Keef! Red, you are just doing this just to irritate me. And that Mortos guy was a joke, Dib.

RedIrkenlrd: Actually I find her cute.

RedwuvsGreen: I'm still your friend, Zim.

Almtymasta69: No you aren't.

MothmanAgt1: Gaz, you've been silent. Hope you are fine.

Evlseacrture24: I'm gonna give Zim another chance.

Randomaddrss70: I thought you were smart, Gaz. What changed your mind?

Evlseacrture24: I'm also not wired correctly, Tak. Zim sent me something. You really have a nice singing voice.

Almtymasta69: YES! Zim is back! Will next weekend work for you, little Gaz?

Evlseacrture24: Yes, and if you do the same thing again I will let, Dib dissect you.

MothmanAgt1: I have brand new tools I haven't broken in yet to do just the job too.

Almtymasta69: That won't be necessary because at our next date you will fall deeply in love with me, Gaz-mate.

Randomaddrss70: Ugh what an ego.

Almtymasta69: Jelly, Tak?

Randomaddrss70: What does jelly have to do with anything? Are you confused again?

MothmanAgt1: When he says jelly he means jealous.

Randomaddrss70: Well that is just stupid. No I'm not jealous, you moron.

Almtymasta69: Jelly. Just jelly.

Evlseacrture24: Red, you can't carry a tune worth a damn. You broke my glass at my desk with your off key horribleness.

Almtymasta69: HA! Zim is far superior than Red in that way also.

Evlseacrture24: I should say so.

Redirkenlrd: Hey! Well for that..

RedIrkenlrd has left the room.

MothmanAgt1: Looks like he won't be bothering you anymore, Gaz.

Randomaddrss70: Wait for it.

RedwuvsGreen: I want to hug you Zim!

Almtymasta69: Eh? No! Go away Keef-beast.

RedwuvsGreen: I love how you talks.

Randomaddrss70: That makes only one of us.

MothmanAgt1: Gaz you went quiet again?

Evlseacrture24: I'm just curious about something.

Almtymasta69: Curious about what, Gaz-mate.

Evlseacrture24: Not your mate yet, Zim. I'm just waiting. I feel something coming.

Randomaddrss70: What?

Evlseacrture24: Something.

MothmanAgt1: In what way?

Evlseacrture24: I feel that old familiar twitching Dib.

MothmanAgt1: Oh boy. I'm batten down the hatches.

Almtymasta69: Little Gaz?

Evlseacrture24: Yes?

Almtymasta69: Can I have a picture of you?

Evlseacrture24: Why? Don't you have enough surveillance pics of both Dib and myself?

Almtymasta69: ...

Randomaddrss70: Damn bee.

MothmanAgt1: What happened Tak?

Randomaddrss70: Got too close to my damn eye.

Almtymasta69: GIVE ME BACK MY BEE! I knew you had it.

Randomaddrss70: I don't have your bee, it is another bee. An Earth bee.

Almtymasta69 has left the room.

Evlseacrture24: Obsessed guy. I'm taking this as my queue to leave. School tomorrow. Night guys.

RedwuvsGreen: Night.

RedwuvsGreen has left the room.

Randomaddrss70: Night.

MothmanAgt1: Night sis.

Evlseacrture24 has left the room.

From high above her base, a familiar Irken snuck in as Tak was busy at her computer still chatting away with Mimi curled up around her feet. Ruby eyes scanned all around till he almost let himself be known when he spotted his bee flying around. Signaling at it to the point of almost falling off the rafter he was on, the bee up to him. "Wanna leave?" Zim whispered.

The bee nodded its teeny head at him.

"Come with me then." Showing him where to leave he started following after the bee when;

"Zim!"

Saluting her, Zim grinned down at her. "Taking back what is rightfully mines. Better luck next time trying to fool the all mighty Zim! I AM ZIM!"

Sneering up at him, she shrugged her shoulders to turn back to the computer.

Randomaddrss70: Well the idiot took back his bee.

MothmanAgt1: You can build better things than him anyhow.

In the morning, Gaz woke up to find her bed littered with rose petals. Picking one up, she brought it to her finger to feel it. "Umm..." Getting out of bed she turned around to survey the scene not knowing what to really think about it. In truth it was too early to think so she took a quick shower, ran out with a towel wrapped around her body to finally see an envelope propped up on her keyboard. Picking it up, she read it only to drop it down on the ground.

"Crazy aliens." She mumbled out as she threw on some clothes, grab her books to make a mad dash out the door.

Thanks for the reviews from the last chapter. I honestly have no idea where I'm going with this except writing with my sleep addled brain. For all I know is that I did start writing another chapter out with a guest appearance from another cartoon.