I don't own Zelda only Kozan and Aaron so anyways on with the story!

Chapter 2: Shield and Sword

The three Kokiri ran towards The Great Deku Tree's meadow and were at the entrance when they were stopped by the biggest asshole in the entire Kokiri Forest, Mido.

"Halt!" said the asshole. "Where do you three think you're going?"

"Out of the way Mido!" Yelled Link "The Great Duku Tree summoned me!"

"You?" Mido laughed, "Why would he summon you Mr. No fairy?"

"Because he's been cursed and besides I have a fairy!" Link hollered and pointed at Navi.

Mido looked in shock for a moment but snapped out of it and retorted.

"Well I still can't let you pass without a shield and a weapon. So ha!"

Link knew he was defeated but then Saria said.

"Don't worry Link there are lots of shield and weapons around the village it'll be easy for you to find some."

Link's spirit brightened a little, Saria always had the ability to cheer him up when things looked bleak.

"Your right." said Link "I know just where to find them!"

"Now Link" Kozan began "Before you race off, spend a lot of Rupees, and do something that involves being chased by a giant rock I think I should tell you that." But Link had already raced off to find the shield and weapon he needed.

"Aaand he's gone" Kozan then sighed "He's gonna to be a while would you and Spryte like to read a book while waiting for him?" asked Kozan

"Sure" replied Saria and Spryte.

So the two Kokiri and their fairy guardians went back to Kozan's tree house and got books from his "Things to read while Link ignores Kozan's advice and does something time consuming and/or dangerous instead of a much easier and safer way" section. They read for about an hour then Saria made an ocarina and Kozan looked up some magical spells while their fairies got into a fight ending with Aaron on the ground with his arm twisted around his back yelling uncle with Spryte sitting on top of him.

Link arrived about an hour after that battered and cut up holding a wooden shield and a steel short sword.

"Got them." Said a very tired Link "now let's go!"

Link's POV

Link had race of to find a shield and sword without waiting to listen to Kozan's advice, when he came to the Kokiri village store. He went inside and asked the shopkeeper for a Deku shield.

"That'll be 40 Rupees please." Said the shopkeeper.

"40? " replied Link. "Damn that's expensive."

" Well we can hold it for you if you'd like." Replied the shopkeeper.

"Okay I'll be right back." Said Link .

Link ran outside to do some jobs to earn enough money.

30 minutes later

After moving rocks, pulling weeds, looking around the village, and breaking into Mido's house and stealing his life savings he finally had enough for the shield. Link retuned to the shop bought the shield and..

DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAH! You got a Deku shield! You spent 40 Rupees on a piece of easy to burn wood I hope it was worth it you idiot. "Okay that was a little harsh." Link said "Anyway Navi do you know where we could find a sword?" "Well there is one inside the Duku Shrine but I think its guarded." Navi replied.

"That's a risk I'm willing to take." Link responded with a serious tone.

The two heroes made their way to a corner of the village and went through a small tunnel that you could only crawl through into the Duku Shrine.

They moved through the maze like fields to the center where they found a huge chest.

"What was that about it being guarded?" Link said smugly

He opened the chest and….

DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAH! You got the Kokiri sword! The treasure of the Kokiri, removing it from its resting place has released a giant rock that will crush and destroy you.

(Record scratching sound)

"What was that about a giant rock?" Link whimpered.

Just then a giant boulder was released and was headed straight for Link.

"Ruuun!" Screamed Navi.

(Play the Indiana Jones theme song)

Link was running as fast as he could through the maze and the boulder was right on his tail. (Imagine the trap scene from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" but instead Harrison Ford picture a little ten year old boy screaming his head off, crying, and pissing his pants.)

Link found the tunnel he used to get their. he went into a role getting to the entrance losing his hat in the process and grabbing it right before the rock would have crushed him.

Link emerged from the tunnel went to Kozan's tree house saw the other 4 beings and said

"Got them. Now lets go."

The three Kokiri ran back the entrance of the Great Duku Tree's Meadow and were stopped by Mido again.

"I told you that you couldn't get through without a shield and a weapon." said the arrogant Mido

Link showed him the Deku shield and the Kokiri sword and said.

"Can we go through now?"

"Where are their shields and weapons?" Asked Mido.

"Right here." Kozan and Saria reliped.

Kozan took out an onyx-black katana with a red guard called the Getsukage (Moon Shadow) and a black kite-shield with a black wolf head emblem in the center, and Saria took out a double-sided and edged green lance with thin blades on the sides of the poll save for the twin guarded raiper-like handle in the center called the Hayashisho (Forest Piercer) and a small green circular shield with a light purple falcon emblem in the center.

"where did you get those?" asked Link.

"Well while you raced off with out listening..again! We went to my tree house and got two blank spirit blades (weapons that mirror a person's inner power) and Saria and I got our inner weapons, my Getsukage, and her Hayashisho." Kozan answered.

"Well even though you have weapons and shields I still won't let you in." Said Mido.

"What! Why not?" Yelled Link.

"Because I don't like you." Mido responded.

Link was about the kick his ass when Saria said.

"Wait Link I know how to get us through!"

Saria walked up to Mido and with all of her strength did the one thing that no male would ever do. She kicked him in the balls with every ounce of power she possessed. Mido fell to the ground crying out in pain while Saria turned back to Link and Kozan who were shielding their own crotches with their hands and asked.

" Are you guys coming!"

the twin brothers nodded with fear as Saria ran towards the Great Deku Tree.

"Remind me never to piss her off." Link said in a scared voice looking down as Mido.

"Ditto." Kozan replied.

The two boys ran to catch up with Saria and all three approached The Great Deku Tree.

"Ah Link," Said the Great Deku Tree. I had a feeling you'd bring those two along. But time is of the essence I need thy three to destroy the curse placed upon me. "

The Great Deku Tree's mouth opened.

"Now go my children show courage and never surrender."

The three Kokiri cautiously entered the Great Deku Tree ready for whatever could be thrown at them.

Okay Chapter two is finished If you haven't guessed already I hate Mido. Anway I'm Not going to make chapter three until I have at least 5 reviews so bye for now.
Review or I'll send Mido to annoy the living hell out of you for all eternity (Bwahahahahaaaa!)