Luna VS Santa

Disclaimer: No I don't own Harry Potter! STOP ASSUMING I DO!

Luna Lovegood stared up at the clock in her living room, which showed it had just turned eleven thirty,

She gave herself a quick shrug; yes she was ready, ready to take out the most evil and sinister being to ever exist...Santa Clause,

Luna wasn't fooled by the newspapers or the happy stories of a jolly old fat man delivering presents to everyone, no she knew the truth, the Galeton Fairies had told her the story of the real Santa Clause, how he would take the souls of children and force them to become his slaves to do his bidding, well not any more,

Luna was ready for him, she felt she had proven herself after the ministry fiasco several weeks ago and now here was her dark lord to take down,

She was ready, she had left out the milk and cookies as bate to catch him off guard, suddenly she heard a bang coming from the roof and someone attempting to come down the chimney, she hid behind the sofa, waiting for the perfect opportunity to hex the soul stealer,

There was a big bang on the floor and Luna craned her neck around the side of the sofa and there he was,

The fat man himself munching away at the snack she had left out, she leapt out,

"NOW I HAVE YOU!" she screamed at him, Santa watched din horror at being caught,

"Reducto!" Luna said sending the blue streak of light at Santa who took it head on causing no apparent damaged,

"Now, now Luna you've been a good girl all year, Now give me your soul and we'll be on our way" he said in his jolly persona,

"Stupefy!" she tried, the orange beam of light again did little to no damage, Santa laughed out,

"Well my dear looks like it's time for us to go" he pulled out a jar and Luna could feel her soul being pulled away, she grasped the edge of the sofa, taking one last breath she cried out,

"DIANA!" all of a sudden a pixie flew out of the Christmas tree and looked on in horror before attack jolly old saint nick, The old man tried swatting at the pixie who leapt upon his face as causing him to smack himself in the nose...hard,

"OWWWW!" he cried out, suddenly Luna got back up and ran forward and kicked Santa right in the...

"OWWWW MY CHRISTMAS BALLS!" he screamed in a very high-pitched voice, Luna ran back to collect her wand and finish this, Santa suddenly began to feel it was time to flee,

"Ru...(cough)...Rudolph you dopey sod...(cough)...come help me!" he yelled, suddenly the front door broke down as the red nosed reindeer made a beeline for

It's master and picked the fat man up (with difficulty) onto is antlers,

Suddenly Luna saw her chance to stop the megalomaniac begin to leave, she raised her wand and began throwing hexes, she looked at her pixie friend and together merged there selves with each other as Luna became 'Super Luna', not wanting to waste the chance she released all her magic as the house began to emit a strong white light and suddenly she blacked out.

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Luna awoke to find herself downstairs, as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes, suddenly something caught her attention...the milk and cookies were gone!

Luna now saw something else that she hadn't noticed earlier, a small package under the tree, she looked at the card attached to the present,

'To Luna, from Santa'

Luna screwed up her face in anger, now the bastard was toying with her; she suddenly had a fiery gleam in her eyes,

"You may have won this battle Santa but you have not won the war"

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A/N

I re-edited this One-Shot as I'm finally back online after been away for a while (Blame T-Mobile, I do)

Anyway I'm currently re-writing my stories and was wondering if anyone wanted to become co-writers as I can usually come up with ideas but when it comes to the actual writing I tend to hit a wall…a lot.

Anyway if your interested PM me.

Man it feels good to be back.

TurboOneTwenty