Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO, I only own the demigods I made, and the story I wrote. :(
Zeus's POV
"Ares has to wear a pink bunny suit for 3 hours" I said. I'd like to meet the demigod or demigods who came up with that!
"You're making that up!" Ares accused. I handed him the card. Ares cursed in ancient Greek. Hermes handed him a pink bunny suit. Athena spoke up "What a coincidence that Hermes just so happened to have a pink bunny suit on hand" Hermes looked embarrassed, but muttered something about a closet of cute furry animal suits. Hephaestus made sure no one noticed the hidden cameras in the throne room. Ares glared at Hermes as he pulled on the bunny suit. Poseidon was secretly taking photos and uploading them to Facebook. Athena read the next dare. "Zeus must be turned into a pig for the next hour". Artemis waved her hand before Zeus could protest. "Hey wha-oink!" Poseidon couldn't help himself. He started singing "Spider Pig" from the Simpsons movie. Everyone looked at him like he was insane. Artemis read "Aphrodite must wear camouflage for the rest of the day" "Please, no, I'm begging you!" Aphrodite cried. Too late, her clothes were magically changed from a purple-ish wine colored dress to a camouflage outfit and combat boots. Her hair was shaved off. "AAAAAAHHHH!" she screamed. "Relax, it will grow back in 24 hours." Someone said. Aphrodite screamed again. "Wow, this next dare is bad news for Poseidon and Athena" Apollo said. "Poseidon and Athena must make out for 5 seconds" That got Aphrodite to stop screaming immediately. "I would much rather kill myself" Poseidon said. Apollo responded with "The post-script says 'No killing yourselves to get out of it' ".
"I think we should let them do this dare in the hall" Hermes said. The rest of them nodded, except Ares. "What! If I have to wear a bunny suit-"He was cut off by Athena's I'll-kill-you-in-you're-sleep look. Poseidon and Athena walked out to the hall, grumbling under their breath.
-10 minutes later-
"Anyone know where Poseidon and Athena went?" Dionysus said. "Aren't they in the hall?" Hermes said. Dionysus went to make sure they hadn't killed each other. What he saw blew his mind.