Well, I'm gonna make another Ficbaby. Here!
Chapter 2: Hair Gel
WARNING: May contain spoilers. Read at your own risk!
Mrs. Paolo had always noticed that her son was strangely obsessed with hair gel. He had always liked styling his hair into points, and he nearly always went to school with a hairstyle resembling a sea urchin.
She had discussed it with her husband many times, but they just couldn't explain why. Many people had teased him about it, but he didn't mind. In fact, he offered them hair gel, and in a few days, they came to school with a similar hairstyle to Don's.
So, when she visited him for his 28th birthday, she was unsurprised to see that Don's moustache was pointed at both ends.
No, what really surprised her was the large flying contraption in his garden, his excessive collection of masks, and the strange smell of smoke. She had never known that Don liked smoking...
I call this an "I just couldn't resist" fic.