Disclaimer: I do not own twilight but I will
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight yet :( or Charlie the Unicorn or YouTube
(The Cullen Residence: Bella Edward Emmett)
Emmett?
Yes Bella?
We have to go to Candy Mountain? Charlie the unicorn appeared to me and told me to go!
-Emmett gasped-
Charlie the Unicorn appeared to you? Then we must set off on our Pilgrimage right away.
-Edward rolled his eyes-
You two do know Charlie the unicorn and Candy Mountain do not exists?
WHAT!? OF CORSE HE EXCISTS.
Bella honey he doesn't. Some dudes made him up on YouTube.
-Bella started to stamp her feet and then ran off with Emmett screaming that he does-
Why did I end up with the bizarre girlfriend?
-3 days later-
Oh Emmett that was fun, we'll have to go back and visit sometime soon.
I know Bella, Charlie is so funny. If it was possible I would of wet myself with laughter.
-Edward looked up-
Where have you guys been? And what are you talking about?
Silly sex Ed we went to visit Charlie the Unicorn in Candy Mountain.
-Bella handed him some pictures of the trip-
Bella, Emmett these are pictures of you with a cardboard cut out. It doesn't Even look like him. Did you get some 3 year old to colour this in?
-Emmett's lower lip started to quiver and Bella put her arm around him-
-Bella Hissed-
Now look what you've done. Well done Mr. I'm such a boring 108 year old virgin.
It's ok Emmet lets leave Mr Boring to be boring.
-Edward sighed-
I've really got to stop her drinking coffee.
A/N: i know not very good but i'm low on caffein. Ideas? Review please :)