51. wud u bow"

52. r u a virgin?

53. hav u evn had a girlfriend??

54. Have u ever wondered why ur not the star of the books

55. What happened 2 u? u luk like u lost a fight wid a paper shredder

56. Wen u were reborn, was evry part of u regenerated??

57. U smell like death

58. Hey, do u wanna go 2 a (insert annoyin singer's name here) concert wid me?

58. Hey, do you wanna join a health spa??

59. Can i borrow a tampon??

60. Look over there, isnt that guy makin off wid ur Barney doll

61. Someone needs a huuuug!"

62. I know a great wig maker. She could do WONDERS for you. She could make that scaley scalp DIS-AP-PEAR!

63. Wats ur obsession wid teenage boys? I mean, tryin 2 sneak into their bedrooms while their parents r still home... sneakin into their dorm rooms... usin small redhead girls jus 2 make them jealous and lure them in. Ur really creepin me out man..."

64. So..uh..wats the deal wid u and the potter kid raises eyebrows I heard you had a thannng goin

65. Excuse me, you know Harry Potter?

66. So, how's that book coming?

67. Aren't you...wait, wait, no sorry he was straight.

68. so i know a GREAT tanning salon in hogsmeade

69. I think you were picking your nose a little too hard too often."

70. Hey there Tommy! Afta ur done playin wid these kids, Ive lined up a great deal wid a tanning cream company... ur gonna be the BEFORE guy!

71. hi ur Darkness. Im sorry, but the ministry has sent me 2 let u kno that ur not really a wizard at all. It seems there was some typo on our list and all this 'magic' uve been doin is really jus some weird side effect of a bad cold. I mean, look, uve sneezed ur nose completely off. So I guess Im jus gonna hav 2 confiscate that wand."

72. Dude can I borrow a galleon?

73. I love your complexion.

74. Are you Harry's father?

75. So...you like Celine Dion?

76. So.. who do u think wud win in a fight, u or Jackie Chan?? my votes 4 Jackie Chan.

77. Hey u in the black robes!!

78. I eat you with a spork!

79. U-G-L-Y-YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY YEAH YEAH YOU UGLY!

80. what would jesus do??

81. lets get onto the jeremy kyle show and sort all this out

82. cool shoes

83. did you cry when bambi's mum died?

84. whats for dinner?

85. i can say she sells sea shells by the sea shore, can you?

86. can i have the number of your plastic surgeon? he did wonders for your nose

87. Will you marry me?

88. So hows life been treating you since you left Hogwarts?

89. Why are you bald and why are your eyes red? Did you smoke marijuana???

90. OH my god your penis is tiny!!!!

91. Sorry im seeing somebody

92. What can i do to help?

93. My I take your order?

94. Dude, your eyes. Allergies? Try Clear Eyes.

95. Hey, Voldy! Wanna hang later? Maybe we can catch a movie or sumthin,

96. You know you're really ugly up close.

97. So me and my bff Harry Potter...

98. DUDE U HAVE ISSUES!!!

99. Three cheers for harry potter!!!

100. Harry potter is my cousin!