A/N: This story is about me and my sister in law Bloodytears87 as the main characters. What happens when the Akatsuki kidnap Konoha's Chaos Twins? Mayhem and laughter ensue.
Chapter 2
The next morning Baki joined Gaara, Kankuro and Temari for breakfast.
"Gaara, Kankuro I think we need to have a little chat." he said as he sat down. The Sand boys looked at him curiously.
"About what?" asked Kankuro. Baki sighed.
"Your girlfriends." he said. Kankuro and Gaara looked at each other.
"What about them?" asked Gaara.
"Do you have any idea how dangerous those two are?" Baki asked.
"Dangerous?" replied Temari sitting forward.
"They almost killed one of their own comrades. Even ANBU is terrified of them!" he exclaimed. The Sand siblings looked at each other.
"Sakura." they said in unison. Baki stared at them in disbelief.
"How did you know it was Sakura?" he asked.
"It's always Sakura!" they said together. Baki looked confused.
"Why?" he asked. Temari looked him in the eyes before she spoke.
"We don't know. We've tried asking but they refuse to talk about it." she said.
"Did they say anything to you guys?" Baki asked looking to Kankuro and Gaara. They shook their heads.
"Nope. Only thing they will tell us is it was something from the past." Kankuro stated.
"We tried asking Sakura about it but she wouldn't say anything either." Gaara added.
"Doesn't anyone know?" asked Baki.
"Naruto and Kiba. Maybe Genma and Izumo." Temari answered. Gaara and Kankuro nodded.
"But I wouldn't try prying into it. They can be downright scary when they want to be." Kankuro said.
"I heard from Izumo that they scared the hell out of you two when you first met." Baki said. The boys blushed.
"He just had to mention that, huh?" said Kankuro. Temari laughed.
"You guys deserved it though." she said.
"What happened?" Baki asked curiously.
"We met them when we came here after I was rescued by Naruto three years ago. We were walking around the village looking for him when we came upon the training grounds." started Gaara.
"We could hear people fighting so we went to investigate who it was. We suppressed our chakra so we weren't noticed and hid in the trees. Saara and Jesshika were training together." Kankuro added.
"Don't forget they were only wearing a pair of shorts and bikini tops. That's the real reason you stayed you perverts." laughed Temari. Both boys blushed again.
"How could we forget that? Kankuro friggen whistled at them. They didn't seem to notice. We watched them train for awhile and suddenly they both disappeared. We looked for them but there wasn't a sign of them anywhere." Gaara continued. Baki looked surprised.
"Where did they go?" he asked.
We don't know where they went. Then they just appeared out of nowhere in front of us on the branch. They startled us and we ended up falling out of the tree." Kankuro said. Baki laughed.
"That doesn't sound so scary." he mused.
"That wasn't what scared us. They dropped down in front of us and before we knew it they had us lying on our stomachs with kunai at our necks. We didn't even see them move!" Gaara finished. Baki's mouth dropped open.
"You didn't even see them? How did they manage that?" he asked. Gaara and Kankuro shook their heads.
"No idea. We thought they were gonna kill us." said Kankuro.
"After we explained that we weren't enemies and that we were looking for Naruto they let us up. They told us to try Ichiraku's. Before we got a chance to thank them they disappeared again." explained Gaara.
"Hmm. Interesting. How did you find them after that? I mean you must have since you're dating them now." said Baki.
"We didn't find them. They found us. We were sparring with Naruto and they showed up. Naruto introduced us and after we went to get something to eat. We've been with them since. "said Kankuro.
"How is it that if you've been together for three years that I haven't seen them that much?" Baki asked. Gaara and Kankuro shrugged.
"You are usually too busy when they come to visit. Most of the time they come on missions and they never stay longer than absolutely necessary." Gaara stated.
"Did you know about this side of them?" Baki asked.
"They are really sweet, Baki. It's only if you cross them or piss them off that they are dangerous." Temari stated. Kankuro and Gaara stood up.
"We need to get going. I have to meet with Tsunade and then we have to meet up with the girls." Gaara said. Temari stood up as well.
"And I have to meet Shikamaru." she said. Baki nodded.
"I have to meet someone as well." he said. The Sand siblings looked at him in surprise.
"Really? Is it a secret lover?" asked Temari. Baki turned bright red.
"N…no. Nothing like that!" he stuttered. They laughed. Baki paid for the meal and they went their separate ways.
A few hours later, a knock sounded on Baki's hotel room door. He quickly flung it open. Ibiki was waiting on the other side.
"Ibiki!" said Baki.
"Let's get something to eat. I did promise to tell you more about our lovely chaos twins." Ibiki said.
"Right. Let's go." said Baki. Baki waited for Ibiki to step back before walking out and shutting the door behind him. They left the hotel and went out into the bright sunlight.
"Where to?" asked Baki.
"Ichiraku's. Best ramen in town. It's also the best place to keep tabs on the chaos twins, Naruto, and Kiba." Ibiki replied.
"That's the second time you said chaos twins. You mean Jesshika and Saara, right?" Baki asked.
"Hai. The captain of ANBU gave them that name." Ibiki said. They walked through the village until they reached Ichiraku's.
"This is the place. Teuchi is the owner and his daughter is Ayame. Naruto practically lives here if he isn't on missions or training." Ibiki explained.
"Local hangout for the rookies then?" Baki asked. Ibiki nodded.
"If you ever need to find one of them, this is the place to start." he answered. They walked in and sat down at the counter. Teuchi and Ayame came from the back.
"Ibiki-san, how nice of you to visit. What can I get you today?" Teuchi asked.
"Just the usual is fine." Ibiki said. Teuchi nodded.
"And you?" he asked looking at Baki.
"Ah sorry, Teuchi. This is Baki from Suna." Ibiki said.
"Welcome to Ichiraku's. What would you like?" Teuchi asked.
"Thank you. Um… What does everyone normally order?" Baki asked.
"Naruto always gets Miso ramen with pork. Ibiki orders Miso ramen with shrimp or chicken." Teuchi explained.
"Ah. Then Miso ramen with chicken for me." Baki said.
"Good. It'll be just a few minutes." Teuchi said. He turned around and tended to their orders. Just then a commotion was heard outside. Ibiki and Baki hurried out to see what it was. As they got outside a pink blur ran past them.
"What the hell was that?" Baki yelped. Ibiki looked pale.
"Oh no. This is not good." he said. Baki raised a brow at him questioningly.
"What's not?" he asked. Ibiki turned to him.
"That was Sakura. Seems like the chaos twins are at it again." he said. Baki gulped and stepped forward.
"Shouldn't we find their brothers or Naruto and Kiba?" he asked turning back to Ibiki. Before Ibiki could answer Baki was hit from behind. He got knocked into Ibiki and they both went sprawling onto the ground. Baki shook his head and jumped onto his feet. He reached out a hand and helped Ibiki up. Once Ibiki was on his feet he brushed the dirt from his clothes.
"Are you alright?" he asked. Baki nodded.
"Ah. What about you?" he asked.
"I'm fine." he replied.
"What the hell was that anyway?" Baki demanded.
"Saara and Jesshika. We better go alert the brothers." Ibiki stated. Baki nodded.
"What about lunch?" he asked looking towards the ramen stand. Ibiki walked back into the stand while Baki followed.
"Ayame, where's the old man?" he asked.
"In the back. Wait just a moment." Ayame said. She went into the back and a few minutes later she came back followed by her father.
"Ibiki, what is it?" Teuchi asked. Ibiki looked straight into the old man's eyes.
"Chaos twins." was all he said. Teuchi nodded and quickly ran into the back. He came back out with their orders in take-out bags and handed them to Ibiki.
"Here's your food." he said. Ibiki quickly paid for both meals. Baki looked surprised.
"You didn't have to pay for mine." he said.
"I told you I would take you to lunch." Ibiki stated. He waved to the old man and his daughter before walking off in search of Genma and Izumo. Ibiki looked back at him.
"Well, are you coming?" he asked. Baki nodded and took off to join him.
"Can you tell me why those two hate Sakura so much they would try to kill her?" asked Baki as they walked. It was a few moments before Ibiki answered.
"I really have no idea. I don't think anyone but them knows for sure." he said. Soon they reached the jounin lounge. As they went in they noticed only Raidou and Kotetsu were there.
"Raidou, where's Genma and Izumo?" Ibiki asked. Raidou turned to look at him.
"Doing something for Lady Tsunade. Why?" he said.
"The girls are at it again." Ibiki stated. Raidou and Kotetstu jumped to their feet.
"Not again! Where are they this time?" asked Kotetsu.
"Last time I saw them they were running past Ichiraku's towards the training grounds." Ibiki answered. Raidou and Kotetsu nodded as they ran out the door.
"We best go too. We may need to bring Sakura to the hospital." Ibiki said. Baki looked pale.
"Do you think they will get to the girls in time?" he asked. Ibiki shrugged as they followed the others out the door.
"Who knows?" he said. As they ran, Naruto and Kiba caught up to them.
"At it again, huh?" asked Naruto.
"Always." said Ibiki.
"Kiba we better move." Naruto said. Kiba nodded. They took off at full speed ahead of the older ninjas. They all soon got to the training grounds and saw Raidou and Kotetsu holding us back away from Sakura, who lay unconscious. Naruto and Kiba moved in quickly.
"Saara, Jesshika! There you are. We were looking for you." Kiba yelled. We stopped struggling to look at him.
"Kiba-kun! Naru-chan! Why were you looking for us?" Saara asked. Kiba looked at Naruto.
"Well, ano...we were wondering if you wanted to go to Club Kendo with us. The rest of the rookies and the Sand siblings are going too." he said.
"What are Ibiki and Baki doing with you?" I asked confused.
"They are coming with us too." Naruto said. Ibiki and Baki looked at him. Naruto just shrugged slightly so we wouldn't notice. Ibiki nodded.
"That's right." he said. The girls looked at each other and smiled.
"We'd love to go!" we exclaimed in unison. Raidou and Kotetsu sighed in relief.
"Thank Kami they are calmed down." Kotetsu whispered. Raidou nodded his agreement.
"Oh! We can't go like this! We need to change first. Is that okay, Naru-chan?" asked Saara.
"Sure. Kiba and I will walk you back to the village." Naruto said. We laughed and flung ourselves into the boys' arms. Saara latched onto Naruto's arm while I grabbed Kiba's.
"Shall we go, ladies?" asked Kiba.
"Hai!" we said in unison giggling. Naruto turned back to the men.
"We'll keep an eye on them. We'll meet you there in a few hours." he said. The older ninjas nodded as the foursome walked away. Raidou sighed.
"Best get her to the hospital and then find Genma and Izumo. They are not going to be happy." he said shaking his head.
"Nope, they sure aren't." Kotetsu agreed as he bent down to scoop the unconscious pinkette into his arms.
"We better get going ourselves." Ibiki said. Baki agreed. The four men parted ways, two to the hospital and the other two towards the hotel.
A/N: I hope you like this story so far. Please Read and Review!! Your reviews are what keep me motivated to continue writing.