Lone: Okay, well, this is up early but I hate cause it won't let me do faces T.T
Sam: ME, one of your superiors, shall appear! Because I know magic! MAGIC I TELL YOU!
Lone: Um…you're shouting…
Sam: QUIET YOU!
Lone: Oh yeah, didn't explain numbers. Well, I was on Google looking for piccies then I saw one with Neji's birthmark scar thingie and then it looked like that Nazi sign, but Sam wouldn't believe me so I went on Wikipedia and it said it stood for something else but it was made into an X in America or something like that cause it looked like the Nazi's sign. So I was saying that Hitler sued Neji for that…
And the manuals was for my friend Chris, but his name here is Myryu cause he likes it like that, but we had an rpg(we have those a lot) where we were at this anime school and Myryu was in a tournament and he made Gaara let him use the gourd and Gaara wrote instruction manuals for them but Naruto the fool messed them up. Yeah…..
Sam: O.O
Lone: Oh yes forgot, I do not own Naruto or any other brand names for THE WHOLE FANFIC! But I own the retarded stuff they do
Sabrina: HEY! Why didn't I appear in the last chappie huh, punk?(!)
Lone: Watch your language, there are children here/points at babies sitting in the crowd/
Sabrina: O.O But that doesn't stop you! You're poisoning their minds with retardedness!
Lone: Well, that's because I'm the author and that soon they're gonna be poisoned soon enough when they go to school! Here, you get a machine gun if it makes you happy…
Sabrina /smily face/ SWEET/runs off and you can hear shooting/ TAKE THAT BARNEY-LOVER!
L&S: O.O We don't want to know…And I LIKE spelling smily that way!
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The people are weird…the cases are retarded…the rulings are freaky…This is Lone and Myryu's SweetH-I mean Courthouse. But they do have a lot of sweets….
"Okay, court, get in session! And no Syrus, getting in session does not mean doing it!" Myryu said closing his eyes tightly to not see what he was doing and out of exasperation…
"But I wanna do it with the Obelisk girls man! You can't suppress my rights and beliefs!" Syrus said all wavy and crap. Okay, you REALLY need to read Bastion gets sued so you'll understand the situation. Really…or you will be lost on who these people are…But anyway, Syrus started to attack Myryu like a rabid squirrel!
"TAI(CHI)! MATT! SUPPRESS HIM WITH DRUG-LESS DRUGS!"
"How do we give him drug-less drugs?"
"I don't want questions, I want suppressing!"
"Do you even know what suppressing means?"
"Stop asking questions!" Myryu shouted and then his head exploded! But then another head popped back up out of the shirt!
"O.O"
"Really long story that will come back to me soon…but SUPPRESS HIM!"
"HOW DO WE?(!)"
"NO QUESTIONS, SUPPRESSING!"
"MYRYU!"
"TAI!"
"MYRYU!"
"MATT!"
"MYRYU!"
"TAI, MATT!"
"ZANEY!" Zane said all happy and stuff. Everyone just stared at him as Tai and Myryu got a sweatdrop…
"I knew we shouldn't have paid for therapy…" Myryu said to Tai
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okay you need to read Bastion gets sued now mister!
Random Reader: But I'm a woman/gets shot by Sabrina, SWEET/
Lone: :) Now you're a dead person…I use these faces sometimes…Thank you Sabrina!
Sabrina: :) No problem, JuJu/smily face, deal with the spelling/
Jaden and others: O.O
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"You picked therapy! I gave you two choices. I told you therapy was expensive but bubble wrap was cheaper, but NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! You said you didn't want to turn into a Mr. Krab overnight!" Tai said.
"Whatever, now we're going to get into some more retarded stuff." Myryu said to the court.
….THE PEOPLE ARE WEIRD…THE CASES ARE RETARDED…THE RULINGS ARE FREAKY…WAIT, IM DOING THIS AGAIN…WHATEVER….
"Okay, now that Syrus is..wait, he's not suppressed with drug-less drugs! I SAID SUPPRESS HIM!" Myryu started.
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10 minutes and a lot of explosions later…
"I SAID DRUG-LESS DRUGS, MAN!"
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HALF AN HOUR LATER…
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2 DAYS LATER…
"Okay, can we hurry up, we're running out of time cards, they're heavy, and Kouji is drooling on me, dammit!" Chazz said as he tried to shake Kouji off of him…
"NO! YOU ARE MINE GINGERBREAD MAN! GIMME BACK TAI NOWWEE!"
"O.O ThAT IS MY DREAM, DREAM-STEALER! And what the hell kind of a word is nowwee?"
"/keeps drooling/…SOMETHING I MADE UP, BUT YOU WON'T GET TO HEAR AGAIN, GINGERBREAD MAN!"
"O.O"
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so much longer, they both fell asleep so noone could read the time cards…
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"Ok, now that Syrus is suppressed, Zane is in a straight jacket, and Chazz and Kouji have stopped dreaming about gingerbread men, we can begin!" Myryu said. "Ok, so it's Itachi and Orochimaru right? Ok, Itachi is suing Orochimaru for…?"
"BECAUSE HE'S COPYING MY HAIR BUT JUST LETS IT DOWN!" Itachi wailed.
"NO! It should be the other way, you're copying my hair but putting it up! So don't start crying because it should be me who should be wailing, pony-boy!"
"…WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"I COMMAND YOU TO STOP WAILING!" Orochimaru shouted, but suddenly, one of his snakes popped up and ate an Eggo waffle, got pale, then threw up Sasuke, Neji, and Kankuro.
"FEAR ME, FOR I AM NEJI, THE POWERFUL GUY WHO HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES!" Neji said, wearing Mojo Jojo's hat thingie on his head.
"BOW DOWN FOR MY PERSONALITY RIGHT NOW IS NEJI-JIJI! THAT'S RIGHT! I AM NEJI-JIJI AND YES, IT IS A PUN OR WHATEVER! THAT'S BECAUSE I AM SMART! AND YOU ARE NOT! SO THAT MAKES YOU DUMB! BUT I AM NOT DUMB, SO THAT MAKES ME SMART! SO I AM SMART, THEREFORE I AM MORE SUPERIOR AND SMARTER THAN YOU! BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Neji said, cackling at the end.
"…So basically, he is smart and we are not?…" Tai asked Myryu.
"…Yeah…This personality could get annoying…SUPPRESS HIM!"
"GOT IT!" Tai and Matt said as they suppressed him with drug-less drugs. They're MAGICIANS… "Ok…THAT IS THE LAST TIME I TRUST YOU TO GET US A RIDE SASU!" Kankuro shouted as he tried to clean himself of snake stuff…that I don't know the names for….stuff, okay?
"WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO RIDE IN THAT SNAKE IF YOU SWITCHED US TO GEICO! THEN WE STILL COULD'VE RODE ON MY NINJA FROG! AND I WASN'T GONNA RIDE IN SOME CAR! AND DON'T CALL ME SASU!" Sasuke said angrily, also cleaning himself, covered in snake stuff…
"SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU! SASU!" Kankuro said mockingly. Sasuke couldn't take it after the third row of the chanting. He tackled Kankuro with a long
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and then they started wrestling. Fangirls started taking pictures as they started tearing clothes off. Tai started taking piccies of Kankuro cause she doesn't think Sasuke is hot…
"Wait, I thought Geico gave out Dueling Insurance!" Tyranno Kenzan said.
"Dueling insurance, Ninja animal insurance…" Sasuke started.
"Don't forget candy insurance!" Tai said.
"They give out candy insurance?"
"Basically they have every type of insurance. I got it from a special offer when SOMEONE" Tai said, glaring at Syrus as she said 'someone' Syrus started to shiver
"ate my sweetarts."
"BIG BROTHER!" Gaara said cutely as he tackled Kankuro!
"LITTLE BRO!" Kankuro said back as they started hugging!
"SO KAWAII!" Tai said as she snapped piccies!
"Could you send copies in a email? My address is purplepuppetkillermakeup at OKEY POKEY!" Tai said.
"The reason I didn't want to switch to Geico cause of that gecko. NO GECKO CAN TALK IN THE WORLD!"
"BECAUSE THEY HAD A VOICE ACTOR!" Sasuke said!
"Hey guys, do you want to settle this in fighting?" Myryu said. They both nodded.
"Okay, wrestling first, then ninja stuff. TIME FOR"
HELL IN A CELL!
"HELL IN A CELL?(!)" Sam said. "YOU ON CRACK MAN?(!)"
"No, but Syrus probably is!"
"100 for you!" Syrus said all wavy….he says everything wavy now…okay, so Sasuke and Kankuro got in HELL IN A CELL! Because im 2 lazy to do both the rounds of ninja stuff and wrestling, Kankuro won, MAN!
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"Okay, well, even though we have not heard anything, we shall decide!" Tai said. She stared at them. "hmm………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………I pick-" Tai said but then suddenly the wall busted! Smoke was everywhere, but everyone could still see a dark, tall, thin figure blocking some of the sunlight. It was…It was….
OMFG IT WAS BARBIE!
"TF(freaking, people, freaking…)?(!)" Tai and Myryu shouted. Yes, it was Barbie! She was cosplaying Sakura. Sakura now works at Ino's store since they've gotten together….yes, they are now dating…
"HEY! YOU'RE MAKING OUR UNIFORMS LOOK BAD!" Sakura and Ino shouted at the same time. They both threw shuriken but they repelled for some reason! Everyone tried to destroy Barbie, but every way failed….wow, I'm actually putting details…wow…THEN SUDDENLY ANOTHER WALL GOT BUSTED AND PEOPLE STARTED CHOKING FROM THE DUST!
"Choking…must…use…the…force…."Takuya said before fainting. But then he got up again for some reason….
"You mean you didn't choke to death?" Kouichi asked.
"No, it was for dramatic impact…"
"Damn, goggle domination has still yet to achieve…" Kouichi muttered…
"DAMN IT! WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER USE THE SAME STUPID HOLE?(!)" Tai shouted.
"Uh….Dramatic impact…yeah, that's it…." The figure said. It was not REALLY tall like Barbie, but tall, and sort of bulky. It was…
HOLY GOD I LOVE YOU, IT WAS SABRINA WITH WEAPONS!
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Lone: YES:) This is a scene I've always wanted to do! So I'll try to put some big fights in A Random Naruto Parody, so stay tuned! If you cannot handle this, skip it. You have been warned…SO DON'T SUE ME!
P R E P A R E F O R S O M E WHOOP-ASS KICKING MAN!
There was a tall girl with long, flowing light-brown hair standing in the way of the sun trying to get into the hole.
"OH MY GOD! IM BURNING!" Sabrina said as she stripped off her weapons and rolled on the ground. "OOOOOOWWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Lone: Dam, I have to cut the whoop-ass scene…but it will continue in the next chapter!