If both are repulsive choose the hotter one!

by Skyline Romance

A HUMOUR PARODY of Phantom of the Opera the movie! This is HYSTERICAL! And I am not just saying that! By author Previously Myrtle Riddle

2. Scene 1

Scene one.

1854 (?)

(overture)

Carlotta: This is an outrage! It is a scandal! I demand a darker shade of lipstick! What is the matter with you fools!

Maid: So sorry Madame… I will get another one for you.

Carlotta: NO! Leave me! Stop this! I demand to be left alone!

Maid: at once miss.

(Leaves)

Carlotta: WHY ARE YOU LEAVING? Did I ask you to leave! Do you want me to get irritated!

Maid: sorry miss, but… nothing.

(Stays)

Carlotta: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE! Get me my lipstick! Get me my doggie!

End of scene