A/N:Sweetness. We are hear with another chapter! BOOYA! lol. btw, I made a mistake last chap. my old name was Ghostes, but now it's Pepperz. kay? oh and, that whole little life lesson thing is draining me out, so I'll keep it up for as long as I can, but I might stop doing it. Aaaaanyway, anything to say, Sugar?
E/N: nope. still working on jens clothes. although it doesn't matter.
A/N:Ssshhhhhh. The chapter's starting! 'muches popcorn'
E/N: Hey! I want soooooome!
Disclaimer: We own nothing you recognise.
Confuzion, the name is Reiko and Jen
Chapter Two
"Dude...were freaking anime peeps." "Sweet. Now I weigh an unatural weight of, like,
70 pounds or something. Oh, the fun I shall have..." 'evil snicker'
(This chapters name is Konoha, Cleaning, and Flowers)
Last Time!:
She opened her eyes and shot up, only to hit something. Something hard. "Ow..." She rubbed her forehead.
"Oh crap..." She gasped.
Reiko wished with all that she had that what she saw were just some effects of a bad brownie.
But a brownie had never betrayed her like this...
Little Life Lesson #4: When you have a wierd friend, expect wierd things to happen acordingly. They will.
"Wha- Who- Wher- Whe- HUH?" Reiko flopped back to the ground and placed a hand over her eyes. "This is not happening to me..." She looked at her hand on her eyes. It looked to drawn and to smooth to be her real hand. Crud. I'm an anime person. This sucks...I HAVE MIDTERMS NEXT WEEK!
Little Life Lesson #5: Never get trapped in a diferent univurse when you have midterms next week.
"Well aparently it is." Said none other than the great Sasuke Uchiha. Reiko sat back up and slowly opened her eyes. "Please tell me I'm dreaming." She looked around. She recognized the place as Konoha. She saw a flash of silver. Kakashi... I guess he could help me.
He answered her, "Sorry, but I doubt were figments of your imaganation. Or hers." He pointed beside Reiko. "Huh?" Reiko looked to her left. On the ground lay and purple and spiked haired girl.
"J-...Jenny?" She sqeaked out. She flipped her legs until she was sitting on her knees and shook her friend. "Jen...wake up." She stood up, kicked her in the side and sat back down. A groan came from Jenny's lips and her eye lids fluttered open. (A/N: I love the word flutter. It sound so delicit.) "R-Reiko? Whoa, my head." She grasped her head and sat up. Her eyes widend as she looked around. "Reiko..."
Kakashi smiled at them through his mask. "Welcome to Konoha. And just who might you girls be?" Reiko shot a look at Jenny, telling her to keep quite about certain things.
"It's common curtisy to state your own name before asking some one theres." She said with a smirk. Might as well mess with Sasuke's head while I have the chance...
"Your right. I'm very sorry. My name is Hatake Kakashi. And this is Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke. Now will you tell me your names?"
Reiko smiled. Barely. She clucked her tounge three times and replied, "I'd be happy to. My name is Reiko. And this is Jenny." She got a quick glance at Sasuke. He stared at her supsiously.
"I see. And what might your family names be?" Kakashi asked.
"Snyder." Reiko said.
"Sekis." Bailey said.
"Your names are weird." Naruto stated. "And how come your first name is Japanese but your last name isn't?" He asked Reiko. She gave him an evil smirk. "That's for me to know, and for you to never find out."
"Where are you from?" Sasuke asked (more like damanded!) darkly.
"Man, you people ask a lot of questions. Interagte much?" Jenny laughed and looked at Reiko. "Cut it out." She said in an exasperated tone, getting up.
Jenny looked slightly hurt by her friends tone. "Hey, whats wrong?" She got up and placed a hand on her friends gloved shoulder (yep. she even sleeps in her gloves. I wonder why...). Reiko whinced. She removed her hand. "Sorry. Are you okay?"
She sighed and kept her gaze on the ground, "I'm fine." She turned her attention back to Team 7. "Look, we don't want to be a burden to you guys, but the thing is, we have no idea how we got here or how were gonna get home. Can you help us?" She looked down at her attire. Oh great. We have our pajamas on. This is just awesome.
Kakashi nodded. "We'll need some information, but I think we can help you." He turned to his students. "Who'll take them in? It wont be for to long...I hope." Naruto and Sakura started whistling, Sasuke just kept on looking like a statue. "What do you say, Sasuke? I'm sure you can handle two girls for a couple weeks."
He looked at them and grimmiced, "Keh." Kakashi smiled. "I'll take that as a yes." Sasuke looked up at him and shrugged. Meanwhile Sakura's mouth fell open.
Inner Sakura:SHE'S STAYING AT SASUKES-KUN'S HOUSE!?! WHY THAT LITTLE- What? Why am I freaking out? It's not like he'd like any of them. CHA!
Little Life Lesson #6: A message to girls with pink hair: never underestamate an emo and her freakish best friend. You will be surprised.
"Thanks Sasuke. And don't worry. Were usually not too loud and if your house is a mess, I'll take care of that real fast. And were pretty good cooks." Reiko told him.
"But Reeeeeeikooooooo, I don't wanna stay with the mute!" Jenny whined.
Every one stared at her. "Jenny was a very specail talent of evaluating human behavur fairly fast. Don't you Jen?" Reiko said smoothly. Acting classes really help with exuses and lies.
"Yep. Sure do. I WANT TO STAY WITH PINKY!!!!" She latched on to Sakura's arm.
Sakura shurgged. "Fine. Just no going through my stuff."
Inner Sakura: At least she wont be near Sasuke-kun.
"YAY!!!! Bye bye Reiky! Come on Pinky, show me to your house!" And with that they walked away.
Kakashi and Naruto said there goodbyes and walked off. Reiko turned to Sasuke, "So, where does your humble home abide, Mute?"
...With Jenny...
"Ohhhhh. Nice place." Jenny stared into Sakura's house. It was actually quite nice. (A/N: That's redundent. E/N: You wrote it...) Sakura smiled. "Thanks! Hey!"
"What!? What!? What!?"
"Do you wanna do each others make-up? And we can pick out some outfits! AND THEN WE CAN GO SHOPING!!!"
"AWESOME!"
They both screamed/squeled and ran off to Sakura's room. Tipical girly/prep 'tude.
"Hey, Sakura?"
"Hmm?"
"Reiko, like me, really doesn't like to be in her Pj's in puplic. Do you mind if I take her some clothes?"
"Not at all! Lets pick her something out." Poor Reiko.
Little Life Lesson #7: Never let a girly/preppy hipocrit pick out your clothes.
...With Reiko...
Reiko's eye twitched. "What happened in here? What, did your figgin blender explode or something?" Sasuke's kitchen was in shambles. Food was splattered on walls, dishes were piled in the sink, chairs were knocked over.
"Naruto is what happened in here. He and Sakura came to pick me up for practice and he started whining about how he was hungry. You can see what happened from there. I haven't had time to clean it up yet." He watched as Reiko started looking around for a broom and a mop, mumbling about 'cursed messyness'. "Over there." He pointed to a closet.
"Thank you." She pulled out the nessasary cleaning tools. "Now, why don't you take a shower or something? And don't worry about me doing a crappy job. I'm a perfectionest. Details are my specialty." Sasuke shrugged and headed for the bathroom. It wasn't until he tounched the door nob that he realised he had taken her advice. He silently crept back to the kitchen and peeked in. Reiko was washing off the cabnits and singing Jet Black New Year by Thursday.
Sasuke turned around and headed for the shower. Theres something about this girl. But I can't put my finger on it. Maybe I'll figure it out when Hokage-sama askes them some questions. But until then, maybe having a woman in the house wont be so bad after all. But she's so...confuzing.
...An Hour Later...
Sasuke walked into his kitchen. It was sparkling. Literaly. On the floor leaned up against the fridge sat a very sweaty and messy Reiko reading a a cook book. She saw him in the door way and smiled slightly at him. He raised a brow at her clothes. She was no longer wearing her baggy black flannle pants and and black spagetti strap tank top.
"Oh, Sakura and Jenny came over while you were in the shower."
FLASHACK
There was a knock at the front door. Reiko put down the wet rags she was using to clean off the table and went to go answer it. On the other side was none other than her best friend and Sakura.
Jenny shoved clothes in her face. "We brought you something." It was dark blue flares with bleach lines in the front of each theigh, a black tube top, and a navy tank top with lace trim. There was even some blue sandles that everone on the show wore.
Sakura smiled sweetly. "You can keep them. We figured you wouldn't want to walk around in your pajamas all the time. Jenny picked them out."
She made an atempt to smile. "Thanks. I'm gonna need these if I'm living with a hormonal boy. Not like I want him or anything." She added when she saw Sakura starting to grind her teeth. This seamed to catch her off gaurd.
"What do you mean? Every girl in this village like's Sasuke-kun."
"He does have a sweet 'do." Jenny stated.
"I know! Isn't he just so awesome!"
Reiko shut the door. She really didn't need to hear any of that conversation.
END FLASHBACK
"You mind if I use your shower?" She looked down at her clothes. It looked like all the food had migrated on to her.
Sasuke shrugged. But it wasn't a cold shrug, like he usualy gave. It was kind of a nice gesture. "Down the hall. Third door on your left."
"Thanks." Reiko got up, placed the cook book on the table and walked off down the hall. "And you better have Garnair Frutise." He heard her mumble.
A/N: That is the most awesome shampoo in the freaking world!!! I use that and Assie.)
Sasuke noticed she had marked a page. He opened the cook book up and looked at the page. Chicken and rice. His favorite. He made a list of what he didn't have. But before he left he had to do something...
...Thirty Minutes Later...
Reiko walked into the kitchen with a towle wrapped around her. "Sasuke?" He was nowhere to be found. She noticed a piece of paper on the table. She walked over and picked it up.
I went to go get some things for dinner. I shouldn't be to long. Just make your self at home. I set some clothes out for you on the couch. You're about the same size as me so they should fit. If they don't or you strongly opose to wearing boys clothes then the laundry room is in the door on the other side of the kitchen. Soap's in the cabnit above the washer.
The Mute
P.S. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM.
Reiko smirked to herself. "Might as well." She headed off for the living room after leaving a note of her own.
Little Life Lesson #8: Never let Uzumaki Naruto in your kitchen. A series of events will happen that will make little black haired boys freak.
...With Jenny...
Jenny and Sakura stood in front of a large mirror. Sakura was wearing a jean mini-skirt and a pink spageti strap tank-top with pink half-inch heal flip flops. Jenny was wearing some barrowed clothes that consited of light blue flares and a black wife-beater covered with a three-quater sleeve white button up. She was wearing her normal black converse.
"Can you say trendy?" Jenny did a few poses.
"I know! Your fasion sence is awesome. I never would have thought those clothes could go together so great. And the blue shadow looks awesome on you." Sakura twirled.
"Thanks! And that sparkle powder looks awesome. Just the right amount of pink. It works with your hair."
"Thanks! Wanna go shopping now?"
"Tottaly! But..."
"Whats wrong?" Sakura relently pulled her attention away from her mirror and to her newly found friend.
"I kind of don't have any money."
"That's okay! I'll take care of it."
"You dont have to." Jenny hated it when people had to pay for her.
"I want to! Please?" She begged.
"Mmm...okay. Fine."
"YAY!" She tugged on her arm. "Let's get going!"
And with that they left to go shopping.
(A/N:Probably Holister. Or Abercromby. E/N:Bleh. A/N:Amen, sista.)
...With Reiko...sort of...
Sasuke walked into his house with groceri bags in his arms. He walked into the kitchen and set them on the table, only to find a note next to his. The hand writing was a little choppy, but curvy at the same time. Reiko.
Dear Mute, Thanks for the clothes. Your right, we are the same size. And just to let you know, I don't mind wearing boys clothes. I have an older brother and sometimes my mom can forget to do laundry, so I have to steal his clothes sometimes. And that was pretty nice of you. I'll put that much more effert into my cooking tonight. Just wake me up and I'll get started.
Love, your new house mate.
P.S. Perv! Just kidding. I respect peoples privacy (unlike Jenny). And I wasn't even thinking about it until you said something. But since you did...
Sasuke abandoned his kitchen in a flash and ran to his room. He shot up the stairs and stopped dead at his door. Another note was taped to it:
Made you run.
He took it off the door and smirked to himself. Then he remembered something: 'Just wake me up and I'll get started'. He headed for the living room. Sure enough, Reiko was flopped over the couch sound asleep. The vengful Uchiha walked off the to hall closet. He came back and threw a blanket over her. He could wait for dinner.
...With Jenny...
Jenny and Sakura colasped on the bed. Shopping bags fell to the floor and a few on the contents fell out; Sunglasses, a pink skirt, shorts, ect.
"That was the most awesome shopping day I ever had." Jenny said with sigh.
"Your telling me. I really liked the hat you picked out for me." Sakura sat up and hugged a pillow.
"No problem. Your were born for jade acsesorys. Matches the eyes. Which I want. Can I have them?" She joked.
"Take 'em. I much rather have yours. Blue's my second favorite color." She started picking up bags.
Jenny joined her. "I would never have guessed what your first favorite was." She said sarcasitcly.
Sakura laughed, "Your right. I really need to re-decorate, huh?"
"No, no, no. Pink walls, bed spread, curtins, carpet, rug, and mirror are normal. Just not in the same room, house, neighborhood-"
"I get it. To much pink. Can you blame me? It's the number one girly color."
"No, I can't. To nice for that."
There was a small pause. Akward silence. Jenny hated akward silence. So did Sakura.
"Hey...Jenny?"
"Yeah Sakura?"
"You and Reiko. Your really good friends...huh?"
"The best."
"But...your so..."
"Completely diferent?"
"Yeah. How could you guys posibly meet? And then from what I hear from you, you guys have been friends for a while."
"Seven years. And the way we met..." She looked out the window at the few stars just poping out of the sky. "Lets just say the bud needed a little bit of help."
Sakura nodded, although she was very confused...
Next Time!:
Come on...move...I said MOVE damnit!
It seemed yelling at herself did the trick. She shook her head and glared at Neji (though still pale). "If you did...then I have no choice..." She pulled things out of her back pockets and aproched Neji slowly.
He was to stunded to move.
"Never under estimate me, Pearl-eyes."
"KAKASHI!!!!!!!!" Jenny yelled in Kakashi's ear (E/N:There's a shocker).
"Jenny...I'm two inches away from you...there is no need to scream in my ear."
"Suck it up like a man! Reiky-san is missing!!!! MISSING!!!!" She broke out into sobs (anime style).
"She's right sensei. We can't find her anywhere." Sakura informed him.
Peperz:There's chapter two! What do ya think? REVIEW!!! And remember, flames are welcome. I'm bored, they give me something to laugh at when I think of all the idiots that have nothing better to do with ther pathetic lives then write bad things about a story they don't like when they could easily just stop reading it. Stupid people. Anyway, remember, at least three reviews or no update for you! Listen well readers, I love plot twists. Reading them and writing them. Nothing is ever as it seems... Twistytwisttwist...ness...AAAAANyway...
Sugar: Oh, Peperz, you forgot to say in the full summary that it's also TenxShino. Just a note.
Ghostes: FIXED!
Sugar:And also, if you guys want to ask our OC's some things, they'll answer them!
Reiko:We will?
Sugar:Yes, yes you will.
Jenny:YAY!
Pepperz:Tootles
Sugar:BYE!