Chapter Two
one month later, iso room one
Now that Cuddy and Cameron were both five months pregnant, the iso room was now very crowded.
"HOUSE! TOUCH MY BUTT AGAIN, I'LL GET YOUR NEUROLOGIST TO GIVE YOU A BRAIN BIOPSY!" snapped Cuddy.
"It wasn't me!" answered House.
"You're the only guy in here!" observed Cameron.
"Hadada? Wa da Spen Cer?" Allison asked, worried about something.
House limped over to her.
"What is it, my aiko?" House asked.
"Da Spen Cer!" repeated Allison, pointing outside the iso room--at Chase.
"Oh my God! Robert!" cried Cameron, frustrated at her helplessness as Chase fell seizing to the floor.
Cuddy, the sensible dean of medicine (who'd only lose her head if Wilson, House or Foreman were seizing instead of the Australian intensivist) that she was, pressed the 'call nurse' button thingy. A nurse trainee came running moments later.
"Doctor Chase!" Cuddy directed the young nurse trainee, whose name was Emo.
Nurse Trainee Emo rushed to the Aussie doc, her training kicking in as she became all business.
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"Hadada, fam Spen Cer ray?" Allison asked.
"No, Uncle Wombat doesn't have smallpox," soothed House.
"Wa Va Sin?"
"The vaccine?" asked House. Allison nodded.
House thought about it for a moment before replying.
"Postvaccinial encephalitis. But then he'd been having convulsions, not seizures," mused House aloud.
"He did get the smallpox vaccine," added Cuddy.
"But he could be paralysised for the rest of his life!" Cameron wailed.
"If he has the first kind, but he is more than two years old, so I'd lean more towards the second kind. I'd be more worried about Chase being in a coma," retorted House.
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A/N: "Aiko" is Japanese for "Little Love."