Ch.2 When You Wish Upon A Screaming Star

Location: DSV Detained Spaceship Parking Lot

The Samuinja couldn't help but smile. It took some doing but he finally managed to get his ship back. It was an impressive ship…well kinda…sort of…actually…not really. But it still looked a bit cool. It had a smooth gray hull, was about the size of a spittle runner, and had a huge silver blade in the front. Though it had many scars, bullet holes and stitches. The warrior still considered the damaged ship as his legacy. He had completed many missions and fought many battles with this ship. And he aimed to fight a thousand more.

"Hey ship! Didja miss me?" he asked his vessel.

"No…not really." The ship's onboard computer answered.

"Too bad, cause I missed you! Hiiya!!!" with a mighty leap the bounty hunter jumped into the ship's open cockpit and put the keys in the ignition. "Now to Earth!!" Nothing happened. He tried again. "Now to Earth!" Still nothing. Frustrated, he resorted to saying…"Now to Earth…please." The ship immediately rocketed into outer space.

"See…being polite pays off." The ship's computer pointed out.

"I'm starting not to like that etiquette program I gave you." The Ninjurai stated. "To our destiny!!! And money!!! But I must tread lightly. For this irken Zim must be incredibly dangerous to have such a freakishly high bounty on his head! Who knows what terror he's doing now in his little…terror doing place of terror!"

(Light-years away..)

Zim was contentedly drinking an irken beverage in his orbiting crescent spaceship (The one from the "Bloaty's Pizza Hog" and "Future Dib" episodes.) with his sidekick: Minimoose.

"Gee I sure don't feel like doing any terror now, in my little terror doing place of terror. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy this hideously wonderful view of Earth. And do you know why Minimoose?!" he asked his floating sidekick.

"Squeak!" Minimoose squeaked in reply.

"EXACTLY!!! Because once my most diabolical plan succeeds there won't be a hideously wonderful view of Earth! Just a plain hideous view!" Zim cackled. "BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! But until then let's wait for GIR to come back with the nachos. Oh such nachos he will bring me!!!"

(A thousand miles away…)

The Samuinja's/Ninjurai's ship had just gotten out of hyperspace. Much to the warrior's great relief. "Ohhh…stupid space-motion sickness…" he complained. He immediately snapped out of his disoriented state when he saw Zim's ship on the radar. "What luck! My prey has come to the predator! Now the samurai part of me wishes for the irken to know of my presence and have an honorable battle with my new found nemesis. Whilst the ninja part of me wants to sneakily destroy him when he isn't looking. Hmmm…well I love my mom more so I'll go with the sneak attack! Hahahahaha!!! Computer…Commence secret katana transformation!!!" Once again nothing happened. Through clenched teeth the desperado said the magic word. "Commence secret katana transformation…PLEASE!!!"

No sooner had the word "PLEASE" escaped his lips, the ship began to transform. In a few moments the entire craft had transformed into a giant samurai sword. "Now I shall target that unwitting alien's ship and launch myself at him! But just to make sure I am successful…" he pressed a button on the command consol. "I will use my cloaking device to make me appear as nothing more than a mere meteor!" Instantly the ship's cloaking system made it look like a huge meteor. "I hope your ready scum. Or in this case, I hope you aren't. BANZAI!!!" The jets of the giant sword flared up and propelled the ship in Zim's direction. Annihilating the irken forever in a blaze of kamikaze attack glory… Or at least that's what should have happened.

(Exterior of Zim's ship)

Whoever said "That in space, no one can here you scream" would feel sorely mistaken if he were outside Zim's ship that very moment. Seeing as how Zim's screams were quite audible through the soundproof layers of vortian steel.

"GIR!!! What took you so long to bring the nachos to Zim?! Wait what are you doing?! Stop!!! NO!!! Don't touch that." As if on cue, the entire orbital spaceship started careening out of control, darting left and right. Causing the deadly space sword to miss Zim completely. Screams could be heard from the Samuinja's falling ship.

This didn't go unnoticed by GIR. "Look master a screaming star! I'm gonna make a wish!"

"GIR you moron! You could have killed us!" Zim blamed.

"Squeak!" Minimoose squeaked in GIR's defense.

"Saved us? Minimoose, have you gone mad!?" Zim asked fiercely. "I mean, sure that screaming meteor would have hit us…But no puny yelling space rock is a match for Zim's mighty base! And…and…ah let's go eat some nachos."

"Yay Nachos!" GIR cheered. "Hey Minimoose, what did you wish for?"

"Squeak!"

"I wished for the exact same thing!" Gir announced before getting his sack of nachos and throwing it at Minimoose in cheesy retribution.