Authors note: I though Harley and Deadpool... why not. Hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from DC Comics or Marvel comics.
Chapter 2
Red rock
Harley woke up and it was still dark. She was on a bed that she didn't remember laid on, but that night was to savage. She smiled remembering it. She turn her head and see her fight partner for the night. His face was cover in blisters and scars, it looked gross but she honestly didn't mind. She fucked worse. She was about to get up when she notice his hands on her breast she giggled. Carefully she moved his hand and jumped out of the bed. She was butt naked. She was about to take the sheet when she saw his body, more blisters and scars.
"better to left it there" she whispered. She walked to the bathroom. She had not noticed the mess of the apartment last night, rotten food everywhere. dirty clothes and blood. She washed her face and notice a rotten salame on her shoulder.
"ewww" she took it of and search for more rotten food on her body. Luckily that was the only thing attached to her, she had minor cuts and some bruises she giggled remembering how she got each and every one of them.
"come on Harley focus" she said to herself "first clothes, then bounty, then the exit"
She moved quietly through the apartment, her dress was torn apart "damn it" she looked for some clothes on the floor, she found a pair of jeans and a hoodie relatively clean, she put them on. She liked to left her underwear on their apartment, it was like a tradition for her.
Once dressed she looked for the bag of cash, and puted it beside the door. Then she looked into every drawer she could find. Most of them had rotten mexican food or weapons, she took a big old revolver for herself.
"jackpot" she smiled looking at what she found in the drawer under the old tv. A big red stone, looked like a diamond, but there were no red diamonds, not as far as she knew. She took it and hide it on the hoodies pocket. Once she ramsack everything she took off.
"first stop breakfast" she said once out of the assassin apartment "I have a craving for pancakes".
she eat on a dinner not far from her motel. Then she went to her room, took a shower and change to something more of her liking, black pants, a red top and a red and black leather jacket. She sat on her bed and turn on the tv.
"boring, boring" she said zapping through the channels.
Suddenly she caught some movement by the corner of her eyes.
"who's there?" she said loading the revolver she stole "I said who is there?" she circle the room. There was nothing. She sat again on the bed.
"easy Harley" she said to herself "you didn't even tell him your name" she smiled "Yeah the poor sucker will never find out who you were" she giggled, then again movement and shadows outside her room. "damn it" she got closer and carefully looked outside. nothing.
"Not good" she whispered "maybe is time to change locations" she grabbed the bag of cash, put in some clothes and left the room.
She walked fast, looking over her shoulder, she had the impression of being followed. But there was nothing behind her. She decided to go to one of their old hideouts, Hers and her Puddin's. "That bastard" she mumbled. It was an old candy factory. A fire had consume most of the structure and the owner use the insurance money to retire, leaving this place to fell down by its own. She and her Puddin find this place and adjusted it to their needs, until B-man found it and they were force to move.
She sat on a dusty chair and opened the bag of cash, she wanted to count her bounty. A loud sound caught her attention, she run towards the revolver.
"who's there?!" she said "come out to play!" she said with a sarcastic smile.
Suddenly something grabbed her legs and made her fall.
Deadpool woke up really satisfied.
"great sex last night" said one of the voices on his head
"yeah" he answered out loud "sweet tit's?" he looked around for the blonde woman.
"I guess she left"
"that is called a great booty call" he said walking to the kitchen
'I still think we should remember that name" the smart voice said
"Ashley" Deadpool asked
"that wasn't it"
"Marley?"
"nope"
"then never mind" he took some chimichanga leftovers and eat them. He heard something outside his door.
"I guess the red smurfs found us" the dumb voice said
"slice and dice time"
From every window little red men entered. deadpool was naked but he had his katanas at hand. He started to cut them as they came, but every time he stab them to death they just kept standing up.
"How we are supposed to kill this things?"
"Have you tried their heart?"
"done it"
"how about their heads, maybe they are zombies"
"worth the try" Deadpool said cutting clean off the head of one of them. " Yeah, I think he is not moving"
He started to cut and shot heads until there was no red men standing.
"damn they are stubborn" he opened the drawer under the tv. He only found a note "Thank you for everything" and a little heart at the end
"that bitch"
"that bitch"
"That bitch. She took the diamond"
"Harley!"
"What?"
"Her name was Harley"
"I know that" Deadpool said a little annoyed
"Harley Quinn maybe?"
"the clown woman? I thought she was crazy"
"She had crazy sex with us and she fits the description"
"Good point" He looked at his hand, it was completely black "That is not good"
"we have to find her, she could be in danger"
"forget danger, we won't get paid if we don't deliver that diamond"
"I think I should be more concern about this black hand thing"
"nevermind that, lets find mother of boobies"
"Sounds like a plan"
Deadpool was about to leave the apartment when he found it.
"Big boobs underwear" he said in a teenage girl squeek, and he put it on his head "They smell so nice"
"Focus Deadpool" The smart voice said
"Right, lets find her"
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"mmm keys, katanas…?"
"Clothes?"
"right"
Once dress deadpool left the apartment to find Harley Quinn.