Accidents
Me: HAVE NO FEAR…
Naruto: SHUT UP!
Hinata: U-Um… this is chapter 1, thanks for reading the prologue…
Me: BTW. If someone is wondering why Mito-chan is OOC, then I should probably explain; Mito and Hinata has changed their personality into each other. Mito acts like manga/anime girl Hinata, and Hinata acts like manga/anime boy Naruto… but he's not so loud and not the dead-last… hope that explained it.
Naruto: Author doesn't own anything… and she is going to keep this T-rated btw.
Me: *Add – Huge Toothy Grin* Totally forgot to tell... I'm putting up a poll on whether to have a Wave arc or not. Go to my page, by clicking on 'Uwaah' and vote!
Summary: Mito is a shy dead-last with a really low self-esteem. Hinata is a boy with a crush on said dead-last. What will happen when Hinata and Mito are paired up on team 7, with Sasuke, who is always trying to steal away Hinatas crush. NaruHina Gender-Bender maleHinafemNaru –Femnaru –MaleHina.
''Mito-chan.'' – Talking.
'Hinata-kun.' – Thinking.
''Traitor.'' - Talking for Demons/Summoning/Inner Sakura/Jutsu.
'Mine.' – Thinking for Demons/Summoning/Inner Sakura.
Warnings: May or may not contain spoilers.
Chapter 1 – Jealousy Occurs
Hinatas P.O.V
The day of the Genin exam had arrived, and it's already been three years since I finally got to talk to Mito-chan. She didn't seem as shy as she's always been in class… BUT SHE'S SO CUTE! I can't wait to see her again. I hope she passes!
I looked around on the training grounds outside the academy. Yeah you guessed right… I was looking for her… and I found her. ''Mito-chan!'' I called out for her. She looked at me with those brilliant blue eyes of hers… damn they were pretty. Her eyes weren't the only pretty part about her. She wore an orange battle kimono, with short sleeves. It looked beautiful on her… of course she wore black leggings going to her mid-thigh.
I wore a white hoodie-jacket, half opened with a fishnet t-shirt under, a grey pair of shorts and a gift from Mito-chan I always wore, a red colored glove. She wore the other one, so of course she said I shouldn't give her anything. She bought it for our three days friendship thing. Damn her and her cuteness.
''H-Hinata-kun…'' I love the way she stuttered my name. But her innocence is going to be the death of her… seriously these past three years, I have done nothing else but to flirt with her… want to know what she did? Of course you want to know what she did. She just blushed and smiled. I don't think that she really understands the meaning of flirting… but I deem her mine.
I know I am probably going to regret things if I go over the line, so I never do anything but flirt with her. I don't touch her in any inappropriate way, I don't say anything inappropriate… and I certainly don't… I think you get it…
To her our friendship is innocent. To me… it's a friendship with a one-sided crush… damn! I lost concentration and now the Uchiha is on to her! I hate that guy… I should stop him from talking with her… but I want to tell you guys WHY I hate that guy… First of all… of all those girls he could get he picks my little innocent Mito-chan! Second of all… that guy is so off, he rejects every girl! He is so cold! Why couldn't he just leave Mito-chan alone! I have got to stop him from talking with her now…
''Uchiha!'' I said in a happy-go-lucky voice. ''What a lovely surprise, what are you doing here?'' STUPID QUESTION! HE'S HERE FOR THE GENIN EXAM!
''I'm here for the Genin exam, Hyuga.'' He bluntly replied. GOSH I HATE HIM! KAMIII, KILL HIM BEFORE I DO! No wait… let him suffer first. You know what they say… what's mine is mine… I know it's 'what's mine is yours', but deal with it.
Time to save it… and make Mito-chan blush again. Kami-sama her blushing is too cute, for her own good! ''No… I meant what you are doing here talking to Mito-chan?'' As predicted… she blushed! She's so cute. I love her innocence. I love a lot of things about her… but her innocence is the best…
''H-Hinata-kun, you just s-spaced o-out. I w-was worried a-and asked Sasuke-kun i-if he knew why. H-he just happened to b-be beside me…'' She didn't lie… I then noticed something. Her hair. To be exact, she hasn't had her hair down in three year. Why now?
''Mito-chan, why's your hair down?'' I asked, and her eyes grew wide.
''Huh? M-my hair's down?'' She sounded panicked. She told me the day after we met three years ago, that the hair elastic she used was a gift from the Hokage. Of course she would panic… ''I-I lost it!'' It was kind of painful to look at her all panicked, so I decided to help.
''BYAKUGAN!'' I called out causing all the waiting academy students to look at us in curiosity. Everything went black and white. I was searching for such a small object. Something like that was hard to find until… under a tree a white circle was found. ''Found it!'' I deactivated my byakugan, and noticed Uchiha was gone.
''Mito, is your hair elastic orange?'' Uchiha asked as she nodded. ''Good, I got the right one.'' He was now holding out the orange hair elastic. DAMN IT! I WANTED TO FIND IT FOR HER! But I did… how did he… where did he… ARGH! I give up, Uchiha I'll kill you! I'll Jyuuken your ass! D-Does that mean I'll have to touch his ass…?
''I-It is… T-thank you Sasuke-kun.'' She gave the raven boy a smile leaving this midnight blue boy alone! HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME! Am I not good enough? 'Cause she sure as hell is. Red haired beauty… She's mine!
That's when my mind snapped to the outer… I wrapped an arm around her waist pulling her close to me. We now stood front to back… And right now you're getting a perverted mental image. Perverts. ''Uchiha!'' I growled. He just stared at me as if he was confused.
''What Hyuga? Let go of her, I just tried to give her, her elastic back.'' Uchiha snapped. Maybe it's his time of the month?
''H-Hinata-kun… I'm fine, really. I just want it back.'' My grip loosened when I heard her choke it out. Mito-chan… I'm crushing on you… be with me you, cute, adorable, magnificent… hot, shy, lovely… did I mention hot?
She wriggled out of my grip and over to Uchiha. My eyes narrowed. I know I'm probably really jealous, but can you blame me? ''Hyuga Hinata!'' I heard Iruka-sensei call out… It was my turn at the shuriken and kunai exam. I hate this…
Now… I'm too lazy to go in to details, so I'll go the easy way. I got eight out of ten in bull's-eyes. Both being kunai and shuriken. I zoned out because I deemed the other participants as unworthy of my time… I know I sound like a total snob… but zoned in again when a call of 'Uzumaki Mito' was heard.
I looked at the red-haired beauty in amazement… her hair glittered in the sun, her eyes sparkling as a thousand stars… so lovely. She took out in each hand five shurikens, and threw them. It wasn't the perfect score, but it was her best till know. Six out of ten, it was impressive for a girl. Now it was the kunais turn. In each hand she held five kunais. They weren't that big, so she could hold them almost the same as she could with the shurikens. Another impressive throw that got her a seven out of ten. She was so graceful…
Mito-chan was always the last one. I'll kill Uchiha… he's right before her! Has he ever heard the term 'lady's first'? Of course at that same moment, I pushed a girl away… or I bumped the girl away to get to class. In front of me… I looked at the people in front of me annoyed… there stood Uchiha and Mito-chan…
Kill…. I want to kill… My murderous side is winning soon, Uchiha. Better hide and I'll go seek. I laughed maniacally in my head, as I thought of 50 ways of killing the Uchiha. Want to know my favorite so far? Of course you want to… I'LL SEW HIS LIPS TOGETHER WHEN HE'S ASLEEP, AND THEN SHOVE TWO GRAPES UP HIS NOSE! He'll never survive…
What? Outside I'm the cutest, nicest and probably also the hottest guy alive… but on the inside, I'm terrifying, evil and have perverted thoughts that I don't even know about myself… Some of them I do know about, but that's only because I dreamed of it. Guess who the main characters were! My innocent little Mito-chan… and me. Until Uchiha came and interrupted me. Stupid bastard, ruining my love-life in the real world AND my love-life in my dreams!
Stupid Uchiha bastard…
''Okay class, for the final exam, you'll have to do at least three clones, do you understand?'' Iruka-sensei asked, as the whole class nodded and yelled 'hai', 'yeah' and 'yes'. ''Good, now I'll call you up one after one, and you'll meet me and Mizuki-sensei in this room.'' He finished as he pointed to the door beside him.
I looked at Mito-chan… we sat beside each other at every class since we first started talking. She was shivering. I knew that she couldn't pull of a clone even if it was on her life… but she could do it now… right? I hope she can.
''Hyuga Hinata.'' My name was called up by Mizuki-sensei. I swear I think that man is a pedophile… Look at how he looks at us kids. We look at us like we're his next piece of meat, on the menu card, Bimbo Island, easy piece of cake… Um, did that even make sense?
I rose for my seat, and could hear Mito-chan muttering a 'good luck'. I looked at her and gave her a smile, reassuring her that I would pass. I went for the room and smiled at Mizuki-sensei and Iruka-sensei. ''Now let's see you do a clone Jutsu, Hinata.'' Mizuki said.
''Clone Jutsu!'' I yelled out when I had done the hand seals. Three illusionary clones appeared perfectly. Yeah, I'm bragging…
''Nicely done, Hinata. You pass, pick whatever forehead protector and walk out please.'' Iruka-sensei applauded. I did as told; I took a headband, tied it around my neck and went out of the room. The moment I went out, I saw Mito-chan talking with… HIM!Hell no… I'LL KILL HIM!
''Mito-chaaaaaaan!'' I said in a happy-go-lucky voice. ''Do your best at your turn okay, I want to pass with you.'' She looked up at me with a blush and a huge smile. She was determined to pass. It was the look in her eyes that triggered it at.
''You passed, c-congratulations, Hinata-k-kun.'' She congratulated… why does she sound so surprised?
''Hn, don't get full of yourself, moron.'' Uchiha said, I glared and he smirked… Bastard… I hate him!
''Sorry, didn't quite see you their Uchiha-teme. '' I smiled in victory, and he probably glared.
''S-Sasuke-kun, Hinata-k-kun… please don't fight now.'' Mito-chan whispered. For the past three years, Uchiha and I had been fighting a lot. I deemed us rivals when he won in a Taijutsu spar. I know what triggered it… we had been fighting a lot even before the three years.
I had kept an eye on Mito-chan for a long time, even before the day we met. Apparently, Uchiha didn't like it, and always consulted me about it. He was always saying something like this every time I just looked at her; Hyuga, don't you even dare. THE HELL IS GOING ON? Too bad so sad, Uchiha… she's mine!
In that moment, Uchihas name was called up. He went for the room, but not before leaving me a note. When I opened the note, I was annoyed out of hell; 'Stay away, she's mine.' I glared at the letter, and then glared at where he ran off to. I'll kill him for sure.
She's mine… just mine. Nobody else and… is she talking to me right now? Oh… ups… ''ting…'' She trailed off, ''a-are you even l-listening t-to me?'' She asked with what seemed like a glare. CUTIE! My girl…
''Huh… sorry Mito-chan,'' time to save it, ''I was lost in those beautiful eyes of yours.'' She blushed and looked away. I smirked… My girl… How cute she is. ''But, what was it?''
''I-I don't l-like when you and S-Sasuke-kun is fighting. I-I get uneasy a-all the time… It makes m-me feel… I d-don't know… j-just stop it p-please…'' She looked back at me, and my heart almost broke down. CRACK! Scratch that… my heart broke. Mito-chan was currently watching me with painful eyes. DAMN YOU UCHIHA! THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!
''What's my fault?'' did I just say that out loud? ''Yes you did…'' Is my mind broken? ''Soon your bones too.'' OH MY KAMI! ''You shriek like a girl.''
I looked behind me and saw Uchiha. ''SCRAM UCHIHA! I had dips before you.'' He glared at me.
''I want her to pick by herself, Hyuga.'' Damn it… that's so going to make him win…
''Hm… the boy she has been best friends with for three years… or you? I wonder who.''
''Uzumaki Mito.'' Mizuki-sensei said, and Mito-chan hurried to leave. A little too eager maybe? Oh right… she didn't want me and Uchiha to fight. Stupid Uchiha, always getting in my way. Stupid him, stupid live, stupid… shut up.
''So… what's my fault, Hyuga? You never answered.'' Uchiha broke in.
''Fuck you.''
The conversation ended with that. And we sat down on the same table, with a space between us, as we glared at each other. We were both waiting for my Mito-chan… How cute, he thinks he has a shot. WELL, TOO BAD SO SAD! SHE'S MINE!
Soon after I had finished thinking of a thousand ways to kill the Uchiha… Mito-chan was done. And around her forehead… nothing. Didn't she pass? Wait, it's around her left thigh. Her other thigh already had her kunai holster around. I rose from my seat to approach her but…
''Mito, I see you passed. Congrats Dobe, but how?'' Is that his big plan about winning her over? Insult her? Doubt her ability? FUCK HIM, I'LL KILL HIM!
''Mito-chaaaaaaan! I knew you could do it, let's go to the barbeque. We'll have lunch over there.'' I pulled her with me before she got to answer. Yeah… I'm that evil. I glanced back at Uchiha that was currently glaring daggers at me. It's a win-win situation.
''H-Hinata-kun… I'll pay t-this time…'' She smiled at me, and I smiled back. Keep on telling yourself that, Mito-chan… I'm going to pay no matter what. Another win-win situation… except, she has a never-ending stomach.
We walked outside the academy, smiling and laughing. We saw the other graduates, smiling at their parents, as they bragged about being the best of the best. I looked at Mito-chan. She was sad? ''Mito-chan, are you alright?'' I questioned.
She jumped a little, and looked at me. ''H-Hai… I'm fine.'' Soon after those words, a dark figure came up to us. It was the Hokage. I held on to Mito-chans hand, she was always nervous around many people, and there were a whole lot of them.
''Mito-chan, Hinata-kun, I see you two passed together.'' I smiled, as she did too. I knew the old man through Mito-chan. When we were ten, she introduced us to each other. ''That's great, I'm here to talk to Iruka-san, so you two can just go on, and do what you were about to do.'' He turned his look at me. ''Nothing inappropriate now, Hinata-kun.'' I blushed!
The hell old man! I'm better than that…
I glanced at Mito-chan. Aw… she's blushing too. ''I won't do anything inappropriate to her.'' I said in my perfect, mother-in-laws-dream voice. I clenched her hand just slightly to comfort her. Her hand relaxed a little, and we walked to the barbeque place.
As we arrived, she was all comfortable in holding my hand. Kami… her hands are soft. ''Come on, Mito-chan.'' I said, and took her to a seat like the gentleman I am… was, is… shut up.
We ordered and I thought about our orders. It was exactly like the time we were here for the first time. ''Do you remember our first time here?'' She blushed. Of course she remembered. ''I remember it like if it was yesterday… you looked so beautiful in that orange shirt. Her blush deepened, if possible.
''I-I remember… y-you were wearing g-green…'' She said as she smiled softly. I love that smile. I want it to be on her forever! Forever and ever. Nothing about never. Shut up…
''I remember you were acting weird, like you were expecting an attack any minute or something like that.'' She did look pale when we sat down that day.
''I-I…'' She stuttered, but couldn't finish the sentence.
I knew something she didn't know I knew. I had used my byakugan on her a long time ago… not that way you creeps! I saw a seal on her. I couldn't quite figure out what that seal was all about, so I waited to ask about it when I felt she was ready. And that's not yet.
''It's okay. You don't have to tell me.'' I tried my best not to sound disappointed. How couldn't I be disappointed? Anyways, time for a subject change. ''This place was different that time. I remember these boots being blue, now they're red.'' I looked at her and smiled at her gentle look in her eyes.
''M-Me too… We w-were sitting right h-here.'' Yeah we were… every now and then; we would go to the barbeque and have lunch or dinner. She would always say that she would pay but… IN YA' FACE! I always paid in the end. I'm such a gentleman…
Our – unknown to her – date was over when we finished eating. We walked out of the barbeque, and she pouted just like she did the first time. I had managed to pay, so I smirked in victory. ''W-Why won't y-you ever l-let me pay?'' She asked.
''Because…'' She waited for the answer, ''I'm a man, I don't let the woman pay.''
''You're a b-boy. A-And I wanted t-to pay.''
''I'm a man, and I won't ever let you pay, no matter what you say. Now, I'll take you home, you'll kiss me and I walk home then.'' She blushed when I finished, so I smirked.
''Y-You can take m-me home…'' She trailed off, and smiled with the blush still there. Oh, so cute. I don't know what I would do without her.
And as told, I took her home. Now we were in front of her door, and I smiled. ''My kiss?'' I teased, as she blushed deeper than before. She then sighed and gave me a peck on the cheek. She then left as fast as she could… maybe a little too fast… Well, at least I got my kiss. I was grinned big time, at the kiss.
I walked home and noticed something off. I ran inside the room where we usually had meetings. When I was inside I stopped when I saw my father, cousin and sister in the same room staring at me. ''Ah… Yo?'' I cheekily questioned.
''Hinata… Where have you been?'' My father asked with a disapproving look.
''Out with Mito-chan.'' I bluntly replied.
''That girl again…'' Neji-teme muttered. I hate him too. I don't know what I've done, but I hate him for hating me. Tsks… wait, THAT girl?
''What do you mean that girl?'' I asked with a scowl.
''That girl like in 'THAT' girl, Hinata-sama.'' He replied.
They didn't even notice that I passed the Genin exam… I sighed in frustration and glared at my cousin. ''Neji-nii-san, I don't really appreciate that you talk like that, about my best friend. No better yet, I won't tolerate it!'' I almost yelled.
''Hn, you better watch out Hinata-sama, I've heard from my sources Uchiha Sasuke-san is after the same girl.'' He continued.
''Whatever Uchiha is planning, I'm going to make him wish he was never born.'' My glare hardened.
''Enough. Neji, please leave this room. Hanabi, follow your cousin out.'' My father demanded. Hanabi-imouto and Neji-nii-san walked out of the room, leaving father and I to stare at each other, for what seemed like years. ''I see you passed…'' He started… THANK YOU, FINALLY SOMEONE WHO NOTICED!
''Yeah, doesn't it suit me?'' I pointed to my headband around my neck, and smiled.
''That's not what I meant. You shall in no circumstances reveal the secret of the byakugan. Do you understand me? Now that you're a Genin, you'll have to protect it yourself. No branch member is on your team or even in your class, so as a main family member, you're on your own.'' He said calmly. ''And as weak as you are… good luck.'' WEAK? I'm second in my class, for Kami's sake.
I walked out of the room without saying a word. I only have one dream, and that is to gain the acknowledgement of my father. It's not easy, I know, but if I have to kill I'll do it.
Me: Reason of uploading today: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! And I have plans tomorrow, so I updated today. 8D!
Naruto: She got two of me…
Me: What Naruto means is… I've always been reading Naruto on the internet, so I got from my sister two books of the manga! I'm happy! Yay!
Hinata: C-Congratulations, Author-sama.
Me: Thank you, Hinata-chan!
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