Welcome to Chapter 2! Thank you all for wasting your time reading this insane, pointless story. . Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Haku would be a GIRL. And maybe Neji…NO!! Neji isn't a girl!!!! Ah…ok! Woohoo!!! On with da story!!!!! o(.)o

Arya noticed that Kakashi was paying no attention to anything but his Icha Icha Paradise.

"Anyway, Kakashi-sensei, where can we stay?" Silver asked turning around to face him. Kakashi kept ignoring everyone.

"Silver I really don't think he's listening to you. And I'm hungry."

"Hey I'm hungry too! Time for Ramen!" shouted Naruto enthusiastically.

"I want shrimp…" said Arya to no one in particular.

"Kakashi-senseeeei! Silver needs to stay somewhere! Why are you not telling me where I can stay?"

Kakashi just turned the page of his pervy book.

Silver just sighed knowing what she would have to do to get his attention. Cracking her knuckles she got the evil gleam in her eye again. Sakura, who still has an evil gleam in her eye, noticed this.

"Glomping time!" Silver yelled once again.

As Arya and Naruto sweat-dropped, Silver and Sakura ran over and glomped Kakashi. This made him turn his attention finally to what was going on around him.

"About time Kakashi-sensei. Where can we stay?" Silver whined.

"You need to see Hokage-sama about that. Sakura why are you joining in with this so called "glomping"? Kakashi wondered.

Sakura came back to her senses letting go of him and screaming, "Ewwww! I just glomped the perv!"

"I am not a perv."

"Then why don't you show us what's in that book?" Silver asked innocently.

"If I did I'd probably be arrested. Now let go so I can take you two to the Hokage-sama."

"Fine. Perv," muttered Silver as she let go.

"Can I have ramen?" asked Naruto.

"Can I have shrimp?" asked Arya at the same time.

"No! Ramen!"

"Shrimp! You only eat ramen!"

"So? I want ramen!"

"No! Shrimp!"

"Shut up!" Sakura yelled punching Naruto.

"Sakura-chan that hurt…" moaned Naruto.

Sakura just shook her head and followed Kakashi who was walking back to the village.

"You two girls, follow me if you want to see the Hokage," called Kakashi.

Silver nodded happily as Arya muttered something about Kakashi being 'bossy'.

Meanwhile back with Sasuke, who was strutting down the streets in Konoha.

I can't believe it!, Sasuke thought, It's just like my dream last night…

Dream Flashback

"Sasuke," a voice called, "Sasuke…" I looked around, only to see blackness. A figure materializes in front of me. Of gasp a long flowing coat, painted nails, silky black hair, and all of his gay glory. "Little brother….."

"Itachi!" I yelled, my eyes going Sharingan.

"Little brother, I have been sent to tell you something." I couldn't move. I was frozen in place.

"What do you want?" I growled.

"Is that anyway to greet your elder brother?"

I grimaced at the thought.

"Whether you like it or not you will butter my muffin."

"WHAT?!?"

"Oh, wait. Wrong person."

"I'll say- WAIT! WHAT?!"

"Moving on. I'm sending two… females to destroy you."

"Why?"

"Well, I need to go shopping for the latest shade of purple nail polish…and… certain… other items. So I don't have the time for you weakling."

"I'm not weak!!" I shouted, struggling to move.

"Yes you are. Otherwise you'd be able to move." Itachi said smirking.

I snarled at him struggling to throw a kunai. He just stood there smirking at me, taunting me. Finally I managed to reach down and pull out a kunai but I wasn't able to move any further. His smirk grew wider as he watched my continued struggle.

"Well foolish brother I bid you farewell. I must get ready to go shopping now."

"Shopping? That's what you do now?" I asked in disbelief.

"Yes…well…goodbye now foolish brother." He said, his eyes darting to the side as he faded from sight.

End of Flashback

Sasuke shuddered as he remembered the dream. His psychotic brother wore nail polish…and even went shopping. Of course since it was a dream, he supposed, it couldn't have been real could it? Then again those two females had shown up out of nowhere.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura called happily snapping him out of his thoughts. He looked up to see the rest of his team and the females walk up.

"So this is where you are Sasuke-chan!"

Speaking of which that Silver girl was getting on his nerves.

"What?" he snapped.

"Whoa Sasuke-chan. Are you still mad at us for interrupting your training?" Silver asked in disbelief.

"No. Just quit calling me –chan."

"No." Silver said glaring.

Arya sighed knowing this might take a while, if she didn't intervene. So, since she really wanted that shrimp Arya walked over and clamped a hand over Silver's mouth.

"Shut it. I'm hungry and I want my shrimp now." Arya growled.

Silver nodded quickly not wanting to provoke her further.

"Team 7 training is over so you can all go home now or whatever. You two follow me. And keep a hold of Silver, please." Kakashi said nodding to Arya.

"Only if you buy me shrimp."

"Fine," Kakashi agreed turning around, walking to the Hokage's tower.

"Yay!" Arya said smiling, letting go of Silver and following Kakashi.

Silver just sighed and started following too.

As Team 7 watched them leave Naruto muttered, "I still don't know what a Starbucks is."

Sasuke just shook his head as he headed off towards his house with Sakura following him.

"You want to go eat somewhere Sasuke-kun?"

"Hn."

"Yay! Thank you Sasuke-kun!"

"Thank you…?"

"We're going to Ichikaru(sp?)!" Sakura said grabbing his arm and proceeded to drag him to the ramen bar.

"Hn."

With nothing else to do and being hungry Naruto followed them.

In front of the tower Kakashi, Arya, and Silver walked into the building and advanced to the Hokage's office.

"When do I get my shrimp?" demanded Arya.

"Soon." Kakashi answered for the fiftieth time. "Now please stop asking."

"But I'm so hungry. I'm famished. I might starve to death!"

"Arya how much sake did you have last night?"

"Uh…almost as much as you, but you slept it off. I stayed up late."

"Smooth move Arya."

"Shut Up!" roared Arya flames around her.

Silver sweat-dropped as she shut up. They continued in silence the rest of the way stopping at a set of doors. Kakashi knocked on the door before entering.

"Yes Kakashi?" asked an elderly man.

"These two…uh –Hey are you two ninjas?" Kakashi asked.

"Yes!" shouted Silver.

"No." said Arya.

"Ok then. These two people need a place to stay and were wondering if they could stay here."

"Of course they can. As long as they stay with a ninja to watch them."

"They can stay with me." Kakashi said smiling.

"No Way!" shouted Arya, twitching, "You're a pervert!"

The Hokage raised his eyebrows, "Kakashi what did you do to them?"

"Nothing. The blonde was the one who "glomped" me."

"Glomped?"

"Like how Sasuke's fangirls do to him."

"Hmm. Then she can't stay with you. And since the other doesn't want to, I guess we need to find someone else."

"How about Sakura?" asked Silver.

The Hokage thought for a minute then nodded. "That's sounds good but only one of you can stay with her. The other will have to stay somewhere else."

"Oh! I want to stay with her! Please! Pretty please!" Silver cried jumping up and down.

"Please don't make me stay with the pink one." Arya said shuddering.

The Hokage raised his eyebrows at that but said anyways, "All right then. We'll have to see who you can stay with."

At that moment the door opened to…To what? To throw kunai at us? For a giant panda to enter? Who knows?! Who even cares?! Anyways end of Chapter 2! Thanks again for wasting your time and reading this. Please review!

Wow….I'm homeless….I never did get my shrimp!!! Hunger closing in. Darkness growing faints ahhh…. Okay, hope ya'll liked it!

o.O uh Arya? Have you actually been drinking?! O.O anyways just to tell you dear reader. In the dream it was from Sasuke's POV just in case you didn't get that and yes we made fun of Itachi's gayness. feels evil aura oh heh heh well hoped you liked it! Hope ppl are even reading this…lol :P runs away from evil aura