I think I offended people. (Grins) Excellent. Sixty-Four hits and only one reviewed, and she doesn't count 'cuz I've been reviewing/talking to her and asked her to check it out. Sorry Kenya. You're just special that way.

If I didn't offend you…then why the hell didn't you review? I need ideas people! Am I suppose to keep my title that forever?...Actually, it IS starting to kinda grow on me…aw, how cute. (Continues to speak in baby talk to the title.) Yeah, anyways…here's the next installment.

Just Some Random Chapter Title

General Jalor stood with his best friend on the sidelines watching Princess Leia in a sort of procession, smiling fondly to her brother who was also on the sidelines. Along with the Jedi Master were their close friends, and the Princess's lover.

"How did a girl like that end up with a lousy space pirate?" he mumbled.

"I know what you mean," his friend Alric sighed. "I don't see what she sees in him."

"She should be with an outstanding gentleman. A General perhaps," he mused smirking slightly and rubbing the slight stubble on his chin. "He doesn't deserve her." He wet his suddenly dry lips as she bent over to ruffle a small child's head of curly blond hair. "White is definitely her color. That dress…" he moaned. "Those legs, that bottom…what I wouldn't give to spend a night alone with her." His eyes sort of glazed over as he thought about the different things they would do, when he sighed. "Alric, keep your drooling to yourself. You're practically breathing down my back," he grumbled not taking his eyes off of the princess.

When Alric's breathing persisted he spun around to snap at him.

"Alric, I said…"

Whatever he was going to said died in his throat as a shrill whimper as he came face-to-chest with a big bulky black armor. Slowly his eyes traveled up to rest on the dark mask frowning down at him, the sound of a respirator drowning out the cheers of the crowd. All of his attention was on the former Sith who stared down at him, even he who was Force-blind being able to feel the Force around them crackling. He didn't even pay care to notice Alric trembling a few feet away in fear of the dark monolith.

"Now what were you saying about my daughter?"

As Jalor felt his bladder release itself only two words came to mind.

Oh shit.

Didn't turn out how I'd expected, but still got the gist of it. Whatever.