Traveling Kyoya

The host club, as well as the tearful attendees of the club, had just sent off Haruhi and Tamaki. Ranka was present too, who was duly restrained. Hell hath no fury like a transvestites wrath, it seems. He was screaming that Tamaki couldn't take away his precious daughter, which incited confusion from the girls.

"Daughter? Haruhi's a...girl?" The chorus girls seemed to say all at once.

"EEEHHHHH?"

Kyoya sighed and settled back into his seat to look out at the passing clouds. And it seemed they were so accepting when Haruhi appeared at the going
away party in a dress, and revealed that she and Tamaki were dating. It's been only two hours since the truth had been revealed, but Kyoya had already figured the consequences of this occurrence. Turns out the only reason the guests were so accepting of the couple was because they thought they were supporting a "forbidden love," and this may have a negative impact on the future of the Host Club. Not to mention the embarrassment those girls must feel. He'll have to confront Haruhi later about this little dilemma. A few things she could do as repayment has just sprung to mind now, in fact...

"Keeeyooohyaaahhh" The twins said in a rather loud sing-song voice.

"Yes, what is it?"

"We've been trying to get your attention,"

"You've been in dreamland an awful long time there," Hikaru began.

"Something on your mind?" Kaoru finished.

"Nothing of importance, for now. Now what is it you want?"

The signature devilish smirk spread across their faces, as the twins pulled out a magazine, and flipped open the pages to reveal some scantily clad American women.

"Bet Haruhi would look preeeetty cute in this huh? And you can use this research material? Eh? Eh? "

"Oooo I wanna see I wanna see!" Chimed in a naive Hunny.

"No Hunny," Mori said, restraining Hunny.

"But whyyy?"

"Uhh..."

The magazine was shoved further into Kyoya's face until it was only the over-developed cleavage of the girl in his area of vision.

"I find that quite repulsive, and you two should really find something more productive to do with these magazines. For example, your English is incomprehensible at best," Kyoya said as he used a finger to push the magazine out of his face.

"And besides that outfit is meant for robust women, it would fall off Haruhi in a moment," Kyoya said nonchalantly as he turned back to the window. In an instant he realized what he said and mentally slapped himself. He turned back and around, and saw that the twins had already rushed off to order the same outfit.

Honestly, what was it with them and that girl? It's as if all they ever thought about was her, and everything she was doing. Come to think of it, Kyoya had never really looked at the girl. He noticed her "selling points," so to speak, but never had he noticed anything particularly special about the way she looks. He would have to look into that as well the first chance he got, it could help with some of those ideas he had in mind for repayment...

Haruhi and Tamaki had just finished setting up their respective apartments, and flirting, respectively, when the doorbell chimed.

"Hey, the neighbors are already here to greet us. This program is seeming better by the moment," Haruhi thought out loud as she walked to the door.

She opened it to find none other than Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori, Hunny, and Kyoya. They all chimed in unison a typical American greeting. And Haruhi slammed the door. She took a moment to collect herself, then shot a terrified and confused look to Tamaki.

"D-don't look at me! I didn't invite them!"

Haruhi tried with all her might to hold back the pressing on the door, but to no avail. The twins, in the lead, didn't seem to even notice her attempts to push them back as they surveyed, with much commentary, the "somewhat acceptable," apartment. It was all Haruhi could do to manage a strange "gack-"ing sound at each of the hosts as they walked by her and made their own thoughts about the apartment heard. It wasn't until the twins got on either side of her, and told her how awesome it was going to be studying abroad with her this year, that she completely came to.

"Isn't this great Haru-chan?" Hunny said with all the excitement in the world in his voice.

"Now we get to see each other every day! All year!"

"No..." Haruhi whimpered, tears springing to her eyes.

"Hey! You made my Haruhi cry! Apologize immediately!" Tamaki scolded with a pout.

Any response was lost as Haruhi fell on her knees, and raised her arms in grief to the heavens, crying for all the cruel world to hear.

"NOOOOOO!"

From there on she was completely lost to everything going on around her, falling into a sort of stupor, muttering to herself, and possibly her mother in , all the while, shaking her telling her everything will be fine, while simultaneously calling out insults to the pack.

Kyoya chuckled.

"Well, I must say that went immensely better than expected. I'm thinking we should go and check on our own apartments. We'll be dropping by later to check on you two." And with that the group waved goodbye with big smiles on their faces, seemingly oblivious to the chaos they just caused.

Everyone had gone to their apartments in the building, the twins sharing, Hunny and Mori sharing another. Kyoya left to his own solitary home, and surveyed it with calculating eyes. Angular, sterile looking furniture and decorations had been brought in for him. Everything neat and clean, nothing out of symmetry with anything else.

"I suppose this will do," he concluded as he ventured forth into his bedroom. The jet lag was already wearing on him, and he'd rather not anything get in the way of his rest. Especially if he was to keep his promise to visit everyone later on, AND to be in a reasonable mood later. He settled himself into bed, ready to die for a few hours to live for...well as long as he needed to. His thoughts drifted to Haruhi as he was waiting for sleep. She looked so funny, when she was in such distress; her eyes glazed over with tears, her face wrought with confusion and shock to see them. She'll be thankful though, she always is. Kyoya was smiling as he was slowly drifting off to sleep...

"Hey, hey Kyoya," two identical voices rang from the living room,

"Kyouuuu-chan~"

"It's been maybe ten minutes, can they not do anything by themselves? Just pretend I'm not here maybe they'll go away," Kyoya grumbled as he hid himself under the blankets.

"Kyoya!" The voices grew more whiny,

"We know you're in here!"

"..."

The sheets were yanked from above him. Kyoya was too blinded by the sudden light to show them with his glare exactly how displeased he was.

"Hey Kyoya..." The twins began.

"Whatever it is, it had better involve someone dying, right now" Kyoya grumbled.

"Oh better than that! We have an awesome idea," The twins finished, oh so devilishly.

A/N So I found out that apparently you can't edit and stick in authors notes AFTER you submit a story, but now I know! My first fanfiction since I was quite young, I'd like to think I've improved tenfold ^.^; It's been a bit filler-y these past two chapters, but I have some lovely ideas for this story, and I'm pretty excited to get it out there. Thank you for reading thus far, and reviews and critiques would be very appreciated of course~