OMG! LEMON! SMUT! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT, I'M WARNING YOU, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ! DANTE ON DANTE! -takes a deep breath- Okay! Yeah, I was just so into the mood to update this story that I finished the second chapter quicker than I thought I would. Have a good time reading! I'm sorry about the last chapter's smut being short and I'm sorry if the smex scene is short here too! I'm still brand new at writing this kind of stuff so pardon me. .

Disclaimer: I do not own any Devil May Cry characters. Lacris is mine. Thank you.

Ch. 2 Double the Trouble…or not.

"Damn it! What am I doing wrong?!"

Lacris, in her fifth attempt to fix the chrono slicer and save Nero, was desperately slapping the machine (something I bet we all do when we can't fix things haha), hoping that it would spark to life and work again. She sighed in exasperation and looked to her tools. None seemed to be of any use but her eyes fell on to the Red Queen. She gingerly lifted it off the floor and aimed at the tiny time machine. Once again, she activated the sword with the handle. It crackled with light and activated the slicer but then it blew out as quick as it turned on.

In frustration, she threw down the Red Queen but then, in a slicing motion…right down on the chrono slicer where it split into two equal pieces.

Lacris' jaw dropped. "MOTHA-"

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Back to Nero!

"Ugh! Fuck!" Nero hissed as he dropped from the sky and landed on his side again. He wearily got up and looked down at his pants. Completely (if not mysteriously) buttoned up and clean, save for some dust that clung to him. It was as though the blow job from the young looking Dante didn't happen.

'But I can still feel his mouth on me. God, it was awesome,' he thought pleasantly. He pushed the dirty image out of his head and looked around. 'Okaaaay.' He was basically back to where he started, staring at the Devil May Cry building but something seemed a bit off about it. For one thing, the building looked a bit older and the door was of metal now. The young Dante's door was completely made of wood. Nero got off the ground and came to the conclusion that the chrono slicer was throwing him around only for Dante's past. Nero debated with himself on whether or not he should ask the Dante here for help since the last one seemed only interested in getting him off. Before he had a few seconds to think on it, the door flew open and a round of bullets came Nero's way. In an instant, he was down on his stomach to avoid getting shot at. He dodge rolled it to the right when a blur of red and silver was shot out from the door and landed on the area where Nero rolled away from. Dante got back on his feet and aimed his guns at the door, glaring at it with his piercing blue eyes.

Nero laid low, watching this time's Dante who was fully clothed but was minus of the red coat that usually seemed to fly like a cape behind him. His hair was styled in the way Nero could only label it 'airy' while his complexion was free of any stubble or unwanted facial hair. He was definitely way younger than the Dante Nero knew but much older than the one he met a while ago.

"I suggest you run now while you can, kid," Dante spoke up and smirked in Nero's direction. "Don't want that pretty face of yours to get maimed now, do we?"

If Nero had to kill the real Dante, then this one would definitely be dead. He felt a bit angered by the 'kid' name since Nero believed that this Dante was only a year or two older than himself. But then again, being called a kid by any Dante was still an insult.

The Ex-Order lifted himself up and stood next to Dante. The Devil Bringer began to glow brightly as he took a fighting stance. He at least still had something to battle with. Dante looked over to the glowing arm and commented, "Nice glow stick."

Three swords were thrown from the door in lightning speed. Dante fired Ivory and Ebony at two of them while Nero grabbed the one left over with the Devil Bringer and flung it back with just as much force as it came. A sharp slice was heard from the door and even though it was light outside, Nero couldn't see what was in the building. Finally, someone began walking out as Nero was readying himself to attack but then he froze at the sight.

Dante walked out with the sword Nero threw back in his chest, grumbling inaudibly and pulled the weapon out of himself without showing any pain. He looked similar to the Dante next to Nero but this one had slightly longer silver hair and the beloved red cape.

"What the…there's fucking two of you?!" Nero said in disbelief. What the hell was going on? There's only suppose to be one Dante in each past he visits…right?

"Tch, you can say that again," the Dante that was standing next to him remarked bitterly.

"I have no fucking idea what's going on," the Dante at the door began as aimed the thrown sword at the other Dante, "but this is starting to piss me off a bit."

"Whoa! Hey, hold on! Time out!" Nero called in, making hand signals to show that they should stop. He walked between them and held both arms out.

"Look," he said to Dante at door, "I know this seems weird but guys, this isn't a trap or ambush or whatever the fuck you call it." He looked to the other Dante. "That Dante over there, is the you. And he…he's you too."

"Come on, kid, the last time I fell for that one, it was actually my brother who wanted to gut me. No way is that…me. He just…slightly looks like me!" the Dante with no cape exclaimed defiantly.

"Are you kidding me?! It is you! Exactly you! Another you! From another time!" Nero explained. "I…think."

"…."

"Look, Dante-"

"Yes?" both replied at the same time.

Nero sighed in frustration. "Okay, YOU, you're Dante 1!" He pointed at the one who made the brother gutting statement. "And YOU, you're Dante 2, got it?!" The silver haired man pointed to the one at the door with a Devil Bringer claw.

"What makes him get to be Dante 1?" Dante 2 asked childishly.

"Cuz, I'm the better Dante!" Dante 1 said conceitedly, putting his guns back into their holsters since he sensed that there was no more battle.

"Damn it, will you two stop fighting?! I'm calling you Dante 1 because I met you first, that's why! Don't think you're such hot shit, dumbass!"

"Who you callin' a dumbass, punk?!"

"Fuck you, old man!"

"You wish I would fuck you, huh?"

Nero almost choked when Dante 1 said that. He tried not showing it by giving the most deadliest glare possible and sticking his middle finger at him. It only made Dante 1 grin and feed his huge (if not already) ego. Dante 2 lowered his Rebellion and made no attempt to butt in.

"All right, you know what? Let's play a game. We can determine which Dante's better, what do you think, D-2? Up for a little challenge?" Dante 1 asked cockily, raising a silver brow.

Nero rolled his eyes, wondering when he was going to get home. "Pfft, just ignore hi-"

"Best Dante wins," Dante 2 replied with the same tone as Dante 1.

"….w-what?"

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Nero found himself drooling but was too busy watching Dante 1 and Dante 2 making out to give a damn. The challenge was who could kiss better or be the better "love machine" (as Dante 1 so heavily put it). Nero was the judge since no one else was available and both believed that the other would cheat. While Nero sat on a chair with his legs tightly crossed to keep his erection from being visible, the two Dantes were planted on the couch.

Dante 1 began to unbutton Dante 2's coat, removing it without breaking the kiss while Dante 2 stripped it off and it stumped to the hardwood floor. Dante 2 broke away first, panting slightly as he placed himself in the devil hunter's lap with one leg on each his side so he could straddle him. He made sure to angle themselves a bit so that Nero could still see both of them and not just his back. Slowly, Dante 2 undid each clip of the other's jacket seductively slow and when he got to the large belt, he snapped it open and tossed it carelessly aside. Soon, he went back to sticking his tongue in the other's mouth and ran his gloved hands in the others' hair.

Feeling himself being upped, Dante 1 flipped positions and pinned Dante 2 on the couch, rubbing his hard on against the other's bulge. Nero's blue eyes widened, focusing on that specific area of the two. His fingers unconsciously began to slowly inch towards his own hardening manhood as he continued to watch the hot scene unfold before him.

Dante 1 attacked the other's neck and began leaving immediate love marks as Dante 2 groaned in pleasure. He wrapped his arms around his other self and bucked his hips against his. Dante 1 removed the rest of his and Dante 2's upper clothes, leaving them in only their pants that were soon to be rid of. Nero didn't think it could get better than this. Here he was, watching the man..well, the men, he secretly admires try to pleasure each other. He was live to one of the biggest taboos and impossible ever. Never in his life will he ever forget this moment and by God if he did he would never forgive himself.

"So…I win, right?" Dante 1 asked breathlessly as he looked up to Nero who was snapped out of his thoughts.

"Er…well." He really didn't care. Both were winners in his eyes.

Dante 1 crossed his arms over his bare chest and gave a slightly pissed off look. Nero braced himself while Dante 2 blinked slowly.

"Okay, since kid here won't give an answer, I'm pretty horny as hell so screw this challenge cause I'm about ready to fuck," Dante 1 stated bluntly and captured Dante 2's mouth hungrily. The one on bottom made no attempt to stop the other, accepting it because he wanted the sex just as much. Dante 1 pulled away for one last time to lock his eyes with Nero. He broke out into a sexy and evil scheming smirk and then whispered something into Dante 2's ear, making him smirk the same exact way. Dante 2's hands roamed over to his pants' zipper and ever so slowly did he unzip himself. His erection stood large and stiff. It was the first time Nero had ever seen Dante's manhood and it made him blush the shade of his admirers' coats.

Dante 1 seemed to be enjoying this because he allowed a chuckle to escape from him. He moved down to Dante's 2 waist and took his erection into his mouth. Dante 2 moaned at the contact, thrashing his head against the cushion as Dante 1 began sucking and holding the other one down.

Dante 2's fingers got entangled in the other's silver tresses, pushing the other one down, almost choking Dante 1. For a moment, Dante 1 stopped sucking to catch his breath but then he curled his fingers around the dick and began to jack Dante 2 off. He resumed to suck his tip as he stroked with each suck. Soon, Dante 2 grunted loudly and came all over Dante 1's stomach and hand. He shivered, showing the last effects of the orgasm and had the strength to flip over, laying on his stomach.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about," Dante 1 mumbled to mainly to himself as he stripped off his pants. Surprise, surprise, this Dante went commando as well. He reached into the couch and pulled out a tiny bottle of lubricant. He answered the unasked question to Nero about the lube, "It's good to always be prepared," without having to look up (You can tell by now that this is Dante 1's time). He dipped in two fingers and stuck an index finger first into Dante 2. He stiffened up and bit his lower lip.

"Fuck…" he complained as he felt the second finger go inside him. Dante 1 didn't respond but moved his fingers slowly in and out to prepare the other. He made scissor motions, widening the other more. Dante 2 felt his body curl a bit but then took steady breaths until he was use to the fingers. When Dante 1 knew he was ready, he positioned himself at his opening and only pushed in the tip of his hard dick.

"Going slow for ya, no worries. Don't tense, it's going to hurt," Dante 1 reassured. Without having to look back, Dante 2 gave a nod in acknowledgement and relaxed a bit. Dante 1 slowly pushed himself in until he was completely engulfed. He pulled himself out at the same rate.

"F-faster…"

"Huh? What's that?" Dante 1 taunted.

"Fuck me faster!" Dante 2 ordered. The command almost threw Nero out of his chair in surprise.

"Yessir!" Dante 1 exclaimed happily and did a mock salute. He rammed his dick into the other man, emitting strings of curses that turned into gasps. Dante 2 writhed under him as he took the other man in whole, taking the pain and pleasure that came with being bottom. He fucked the other swiftly, hitting the special spot that made Dante 2 cry out for more. Dante 2 tightened around the other's dick every time he came in to hit his spot and grip him hard as he pulls out. It was an amazing feeling that made Dante 1 work twice as hard.

Nero couldn't take it anymore. He already undid his pants and began to jack himself off to the two men fucking like animals right in front of him. The Devil Bringer held on to the chair for support as he imagined Dante…his Dante in his time was the one who was stroking him. Or even pounding into him like that on the couch, wanting him to scream and submit to him.

"Fuck fuck fuck!"

"Yeah, babe, take it all in!" Dante 1 panted as he pushed in for one last time. He pulled out just in time for his seed to spill all over Dante 2 and the black couch. A few seconds later, Nero came as well, gasping for breath. Dante 2 wearily lifted himself to kill his erection but Dante 1 climbed on to his back and whispered gently, "Don't worry, I got this…" He took the other into his hand and began finishing him off, gently yet strong, pumping him to cum.

The young silver haired man's eyes closed as he felt his body drift away. He completely disappeared while Dante 2 came fast and hard. Both the Dantes fell into a tired slump as they curled into each others' arms on the couch.

"Hey…" Dante said breathlessly, wiping the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand.

"Yeah?"

"…where did the kid go?"

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Note: Yup, that was Dante 1 and Dante 2 of the first Devil May Cry games. I made Dante two bottom because A.) DMC 2 game was bad. I'm sorry if I offend any DMC 2 game fans but I really didn't like it. B.) Dante two was just perfect to be bottom since he doesn't talk much and you know what they say about the quiet ones -wink- Next chapter will have Dante 4 of course! Yay! But do you wonder, at this moment, "How can this get any BETTER?? Two Dantes just boinked each other!! OMGz!" Well...it's about to get so hot that Nero will tan! (DMC 4 joke) Muwahaha! xD -I'm nuts I know-

Oh and if any are confused on how there can be two Dantes in one time period then here's the explanation: Lacris accidentally sliced the machine in two, hence, creating a screw up in time and so one Dante got into the other's time period. That's why they were fighting. Wouldn't you be like "WTF?" too if you saw yourself of the past and/or future in your time? I know I would be! xP

So...love it? Hate it? Please review! They always make my day! :)