Act 2
Mario, who now must be in a large amount of pain, even if he doesn't show it, stands up and has a massive smile on his face. he goes back to his bag, it turns out there was some other things he brought with him.
he pulled out a 14 inch dildo covered in barbed wire, it was painted a hot pink, and that paint was lead based. and the dildo was made of lead.
he then walked back to Ezio and jimmoh, he picked up what was left of jimmoh and tossed him into a nearby bin, he wasnt needed anymore. ezio had regained consisness and stood up, he was covered in shit, blood, urine and his teeth, he looked like modern art. mario walked up to Ezio and delivers a mighty round house kick, knocking ezio back on the floor.
Mario stood over Ezio and began driving hammer punches, aiming for the bridge of ezios nose , and missing almost every shot, what was left of ezios teeth were cracked and broken beyond repair of any dentist in the land.
Ezio's face was absolutely covered in his blood and bruises, Mario brings the lead barbed dildo, or Clover, as he calls it, and drives in into ezios mouth. the sound of screams and squishes can be heard all around the office, Mario shakes it up and down at a very, very fast rate. ezio's tong is shredded by the barb, his last teeth, turned to powder and his lungs are full of blood.
Mario turns Ezio over, and then, using blood as a lube shoves his arm up ezio's ass. mario never stops smiling, ezio cant smile, or breath. instead he is getting used as a puppet by mario. Mario begins to spin around, the ezio gets flung off and hits the wall, head first.
Ezio has a rather large gash on his forehead now, and what little blood he has left is now tricleing down his brow. he seems to turn mario on even more. mario struts over to ezio, his arm dangling back and forth, then he pasues ezio looks at him for a moment.
mario raises his foot and with all his strength, stomps on ezios gut, blood comes gushing out of his mouth like a founten, and covers the floor in red goo. Mario turns ezio over one more time, he uses the blood to make a target around Ezio's ass. he now takes a few steps back and, with his 45 degree bent penis he charges at Ezio, with a firce speed!
and misses.
His penis is now bent to 90 degrees, it looks like an upside down L .
with his knew penis he hooks Ezio like a fish. for no reason.
the show master stands up and says, after wiping some shit away from his face.
"I LOVE IT! that was the best damn fucking cunt fuck shit fucking audition i ever seen!"
the showmaster is in tears and says
"but ive got to know, what are you called?"
Ezio, who IS still alive ill have you know, stands up and, with his dying breath says, in a quiet but proud voice, says
"the... auditore's"
then he dies.
The End
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