This was originally a gag list for Nekocon, but I had a bunch of people ask if I could type it up as post it for them to read. My handwriting sucks even when I'm trying. ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or the UN, or anythin that might be mentioned in this. I also do not own the Skippy's List, from which I got a bunch of ideas.

Time to Have Some Fun!

The List

1. My Title is the United States of America, and not Princess Pocahontas. (Yes, I was really that drunk that night! And no England, I don't know where the jewelry came from.)

The young man groaned in agony as he came to, his head pounding. It had been one of those nights, when a bunch of allies/friends came to visit. After fifty shots of tequila, fifteen Jagerbombs, a bottle of Amaretto, and three things of Sake later, America had managed to get drunk enough to forget his own name.

'I hope that didn't come back to bite me,' he thought, slowly levering up, only to groan and slap a hand over his eyes. "My brain feels like a raisin!" he moaned, hiding his eyes from the sun. The brief glance around the living room had revealed England passed out on the couch, cradling a bottle of Whiskey, China in a knot in the corner, Prussia cuddling with Canada, and Japan missing. The small Asian Nation had been the only one to not get completely wasted last night. A small, shriveled part of his brain allowed him to wonder where the man had gone.

"So you are awake, Pocahontasu-Hime."

America craned his head back on the couch arm, looking blearily at the smaller man. The almond-eyed man was carrying a tray of food, rice and soup and what looked like eggs. The very thought of food made him feel sick though. "Good morning ta you too," he groaned. He rubbed his eyes as he tried to process the rest of the world around him. "how long have you been u- wait, what did you call me?"

He wasn't smiling outright, but the man's eyes crinkled in a way that after being friends with him for so many years, America could tell that he was laughing his ass off. "It is what you called yourself last night, Hime."

"When did I call-" He stopped as he rand his hand through his hair, pulling out a delicate hair accessory made of feathers, clay beads, and carved bone. He raised an eyebrow. "Wasn't this being kept in Jamestown...?" He raised an eyebrow at Kiku. The Jap was openly smiling at this point. "Ok, this better be one of your weird jokes, or I swear-"

"Hey, the Princess is awake!" Prussia chirped as he rolled over, smirking even as he shielded his eyes with his arm. Canada smiled against him, his eyes still closed.

America groaned as he cradled the heirloom of his country. "Any chance we could NOT tell the rest of the World about this?" he asked, a hair short of pleading.

"are you kidding brother? england and china already put the videos up on youtube."

"Videos?"

2. I will stop call-blocking England.

- And Russia

- Prussia too

- And my current Leader

"You have: 8 new Messages. First Voice Message:

"America, pick up, you bloody-" Beep!

Message erased. Next Message.

"Pick up! I know this is the right nu-" Beep!

Message erased. Next Message.

"America, it is Russia, mine Leader aske-" Beep!

Message erased. Next Message.

"Yo, it's Pr-" Beep!

Message erased. Next Message.

"For the sake of Change in our great co-" Beep!

Message erased. Next Message.

"YOU BLOODY WANKER! PICK UP BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AN-" Beep!

Message erased. Next Message.

"Kolkolkolkolkolkolko-" Beep!

Message erased. Next Message.

"I'm right outside, wanker."

End of new messages."

"Crap! Time to hide!"