I'm dedicating ALL of these chapters to Faramirlover as she gave me the idea for them oh and it's from Ianto's view they all are
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Aliens are little buggers
Robbers are worse
It's confusing actually cos you don't know what the hell they were
The only thing you do know is they like to make a mess
Always suspect and alien
It's always the woman and when you say always you mean ALWAYS
But then again not most woman are aliens
Jack looks hot when he's angry
It funny to torment Jack with sarcasm
Always make sure that he thinks you're scared. He may look like he wants to hit you but you know he likes it
He knows he likes it too
When Jack gets out the probe hat always make fun of him
It funny to see Gwen's face when you comment on previous probes
When you're bored always make sure you have an electric chair around
Jack has no sense of humor
Even aliens can get dehydrated
At least aliens say thanks
Try not to let people see your shocked face
Everybody now knows that you get pissy if they know more than you
You actually do know everything…thanks to the handy thing called a computer
When Tosh and Owen are arguing always side with Tosh
To get Owen to shut up always use sarcasm
When Jack gets in touch through radio stick your tongue out at Owen when he grins at you
Always run off to make coffee to hide your embarrassment
When Owen suggest that you all have sex at the end of the world always assume that's the worst thing you could do
Jack looks EXTREAMLY hot when really really pissy
Aliens are really weird
And also dangerous
Always yell at Jack when he puts gaffer tape on the car
Even though you may have your gun pointed at the alien you never actually shoot