Disclaimer:
Me: hi im bak with a vengeance… jk I mean im bak with a new story im not sure if it will be go but well its my 1st NARUHINA fic so I hope u enjoy it
Luis: then y r u writing this u know u suck at writing
Me: oh shut up im having enough trouble with the writing contest at skool
Naruto: then y'd u enter
Me: cause I was forced to do it
Naruto: so… who cares
Me: good question who does care bout these papers
Ruby and Naruto : ppl from the district will read them
Me: OOHHHH THAT'S BULL SH- wait a minute Naruto how do u know
Naruto: I read ur diary. oh and I didn't know u were thought such bad Sakura in there every time she's in the episode on my show
Me: -blushes with embarrassment- ER no affence to u Sakura fans -whimpers- don't hurt me. ok we r getting off track if I owned Naruto Naruto and Hinata would have kids and the Hinata would let me borrow Naruto on Thursdays to be my slave for my viewing pleaser –evil grins-
Naruto: SAY WHAT!!!!!! I LIKE THE IDEA ABOUT ME N HINATA BUT ME BEING UR SLAVE!! HELL NOOO!!!
Me: hey I can dream cant I –smiles sweetly-
Naruto: yeah well keep dreamin' id rather kiss the bak side of a donkey
-a donkey walks out of nowhere-
me: WISH GRANTED!!!! –evil grin, takes Naruto's head, made him pucker up, and put his face to the bak side of the donkey-
Naruto: eeewww that was sick –vomits-
Me: u said u'd rather kise the bak side of a donkey rite readers u read wat he said huh? HAHAHA!! OK NOW ON WITH THE SHO- I MEAN STORY!!! -smiles-
Naruto: I should have said 'yeah well keep dreamin' and ill keep dreamin' of marring Hinata' –anime crys-
"..Blah.."normal speech
'..Blah..' thoughts
NOTE: there will probably be violence(if so lots of it) but not the justu(sp?) style this gonna be like modern days kinda like in a bad town. U know like cars guns, drug, molesters, pedophiles, and rapists. Just kidding on the last three, or maybe im not. Read and find out –evil grins-
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Naruto's POV
"Darn it… I'm going to be late," I shouted. Man you can't believe my luck, wait… actually you can 'cause well I have really bad luck. I've always had bad luck, but some of my friends like to still hang out with me. Like Kiba, Tenten, Lee, Choji(sp?), and Shikamaru. Me and Sasuke used to be best friends… but…
Flashback
(a/n: still naruto's pov)
Sasuke and I were in the boys locker room after P.E.
"Grr… Sasuke why do you acted like your so cool when your clearly an ass?" I asked in anger.
"I don't, your just to stupid to see that I'm better then you." He smirked.
I walks up to Sasuke.
"Shut up… you jackass you know I'm better, you just won't admit it"
Then we start glaring at each other.
Suddenly someone pushed me forward… and my lips came crashing on to his.
"oops.. sorry man"
Then I pulled from him and started spitting at the ground. Sasuke punched the guy and threw him out of the locker room.
"Ewwwww..(spit),(spit),(sudders)… that was disgusting! Hey Sasuke lets never talk about this until were dead…" when I turned to look at Sasuke, but I was suddenly pushed to the floor. "OWW!! What the-?! Sasuke!! GET THE HELL OF ME!!!"
"nu-uhhh" he said sexually and starts to kiss me down my neck.
"S-sasuke… s-s-stop-p… w-wh-at the h-hell a-are y-ou do-do-doing?" I was scared out of my mind.
"I've always wondered what sexuality I was into.." he keep kissing my neck, but I elbowed him and the stomach and I caught him off guard. So I push him of, got up. And ran like hell out of the locker room. The last thing I heard him say was: "don't worry your pretty little head Naruto-kun, I'll get you to love me if it's the last thing I do…hehe"
End flashback
Ever since then he's been trying again and again to go out with him, he hides it thought and no one has found out he's gay.
Oh well… well I better hurry to class, I'm going to be late.
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Me: I'm so srry for it being so short but I promise the next chap will be longer
Hinata: hey how come I wasn't in it?
Me: well only Naruto and Sasuke were in it, I'm kinda on writers block
Hinata: -anime cries- I want to be with Naruto-kun
Me: oh u will Hinata u will in the mean time i think ill put theses pairings (NOT INCULDING NaruxHina, onesided NaruxSasu and, Shinox?):
NejixTen
ShikaxIno
ShikaxTemari
SasuxSaku
And if u have any other pairings in this story just R&R and I need more bad luck mishaps if u don't mind to make it funnier. PLEASE AND THANK U!!!