CHAPTER TWO: WATER YOU DOING?
-"First, we need to find the right reageants to perform the necessary operation," Dr. Eirin explained, pulling out a list, "and sadly, most of them are very, very rare!" Suwako looked at the doctor with the fire of determination in her eyes, "I'll go to the world's edge, back, and there again for Cirno!" Ibuki looked at Suwako out of the corner of her eye; she really did like Cirno that much, didn't she? "Sh-should we do something with...you know..." Ibuki said nervously, looking at Cirno's corpse. "Go ahead and take her, we're gonna need the body for sure!" Dr. Eirin pointed out. Dr. Eirin looked at her list, "So the first thing we're going to need is some kappa Water!" Suwako was puzzled, "What's kappa water?" "Well," Dr. Eirin began to explain, "there are turtle people who live in a certain river, and they have bowl-like heads that have water in them. This water is treated a certain way that gives it very special properties!" Dr. Eirin pointed to a spot on her map, "We must go to this river, and hopefully the Kappas will let us have some of the water!" So they went off to the river.
-"BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!" Flandre Scarlet was absolutely furious! "Oh calm down, sis," Flandre's sister, Remilia Scarlet grumbled, "SOME of us are still trying to sleep!" Remilia looked over at Flandre and noticed that she was very upset. "Sis, I've never seen you so...enraged before." Remilia pointed out. Flandre turned to look at Remilia, her eyes red and full of tears, "That Bitch killed her!" Remilia raised her eyebrow, "Who? You mean that blue-haired retard?" Flandre nodded, "We were having so much fun together, she and I," Flandre explained, "I would hit her with my whip, and oh, how she would cry, and scream, and beg for me to stop; it just...turned me on sooooooo much!" "And who would be responsible for all of your perverted fun being ruined?" Remilia inquired.
-Flandre squinted her eyes, "The one who dons the frog-0hat! That's who! And I swear I will have her head on a fucking pike!" Remilia frowned, "Don't be sad, sis; I brought you a present!" Flandre and Remilia went to the back room of the Scarlet Clan's new base, and Flandre brightened up a bit; right there was a rabbit-eared girl in a pink dress tied to a chair! "Let me go!" The girl screamed at Flandre, but Flandre laughed, "Aren't you a cute little bunny!" Flandre got a wicked smile on her face as she pulled out her blood-stained whip, "We're going to have...lots of...FUN!" Flandre salivated as she coiled her whip to strike. "I swear, you better not-" The bunny-girl said, but then Flandre brought the whip down on her right shoulder hard! "OW! You fucker!" The girl shouted at Flandre angrily. The expression on Flandre's face turned from psychotic pleasure to disappointment, "It's no use, Remilia; she should be crying!" "I'll give you something to cry about if I ever get out of these ropes!" The girl taunted. Flandre turned to the girl and shrugged, "Guess I'll have to beat you until you break!"
-Suwako, Ibuki, and Dr. Eirin finally arrived at the river where the kappas lived around midday. Once they got there, however, they noticed that the Kappa Village was completely abandoned! "Oh dear!" Dr. Eirin gasped as she picked up a note on the sign that read:
Dear stupid people,
We, the river pirates, have kidnapped all of the kappas to steal their kappa water so we can sell it to someone for lots of money! You won't catch us! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Love
-Captain Lyssah
-"Oh no!" Suwako cried. "Oh shit!" Ibuki shouted. Dr. Eirin looked up, and said "I guess we need to figure out where the pirates are." Suwak0o noticed something in the dirt in the village..."Footprints!" She shouted triumphantly. The three girls followed the footprints, and they led to a pirate ship! On the pirate ship were a bunch of fairy pirates leading captive kappas into the lower hold of the ship. "We gotta save them...but how?" Suwako wondered. "Maybe we can just beat the crap out of them!" Ibuki suggested. "I think there are too many of them for us to handle, we should probably sneak onboard and free the kappas so they can help us." Dr. Eirin remarked. The three snuck into a box full of rum that the fairy pirates were moving onboard. "Yar har! Ass son as we sell that kappa water, we'll be rich enough to buy an entire ship o' this!" One of the fairy pirates told the other fairy pirates. "Too bad the kappas will probably die. Oh well!" The other fairy pirate said back.
-"Oh no! Those poor kappas!" Suwako whispered to Ibuki and Dr. Eirin. "I think we're in the hold now!" the doctor mumbled to the others. "Uhh..." Ibuki moaned, as she drank the rum. When they got out of the box, they were in the ship storage, and there were lots of crates everywhere. "Let's go find the kappas, and make sure they are OK." Suwako urged. as they went along, a pirate looked at them and shouted "HEY!" Ibuki then punched the pirate out cold. "Eh...thanks Ibuki..." Suwako said nervously. Ibuki giggled; Suwako was growing closer and closer to each other as they spent more time on this adventure. "If I could save her and do nice things for her more often," Ibuki mischeviously thought to herself, "She'll love me instead of Cirno! Hehehehe!"
-In the prison hold of the pirate ship, the kappas were chained up, and it was dark and noisy from creaking wood and noisy pirates. Suddenly, the door burst down, and Suwako, Ibuki, and Dr. Eirin were there. "You came to save us! Yay!" The kappas applauded. "We're not out of the woods yet," Dr. Eirin pointed out, "We need to overpower the pirates and get off of this ship!" Everybody went to the armory, but the door was locked, so Ibuki broke it down. Everybody rushed in and grabbed the pirate cutlasses, and prepared for the fight ahead.
-The pirate fairies on the top deck were moving crates and stuff around, when their captain, Captain Lyssah herd a noise coming from the lower deck. "First mate! Check out that noise!" The impatient captain demanded. "Aye!" The first mate agreed. The first mate went to the entrance to the lower deck, and opened it. "OH MY-" was all the first mate could say before a typhoon of kappa swordsmen flooded onto the top deck, and then a really big sword fight broke out between the kappas and the fairy pirates! During the fighting, Suwako noticed that Captain Lyssah was trying to escape! "Oh no you don't!" Suwako shouted as she lashed out her long tounge and wrapped the fairy pirate captain up! The coast guard boats then began to move to the pirate ship, "WTF? The coast guard?" The pirates screamed with worry, and then they saw that Dr. Eirin used signal flares to alert the coast guard what happened. The fight went on for some time before the kappas defeated the pirates and won!
-The coast guard arrested all of the pirate fairies, helped the kappas get back to their village, and gave them their kappa water back. "We owe it all to the bravery of you three!" The coast guard said to Suwako, Ibuki, and Dr. Eirin. "Aw shucks," Suwako blushed, "It was the kappas who did most of the fighting!" "Nonsense!" The kappa chief interrupted, "If it weren't for you girls, we would still be in the pirates' prison hold, unarmed and unable to fight!" "Yeah," another kappa continued, "you guys were so awesome!" "I thought it was cool how the girl with the horns and chains kicked those doors and pirates down like they were nothing!" "Thank goodness the tall one with the hat used those flares to attract the coast guard!" The kappas continued to praise their new rescuers until the kappa chief lifted his hand to silence everybody. "If there is any way we can repay you for your good deeds, we will gladly help out!" The kappa chief said proudly. "Well," Suwako looked down as she explained, "We need some kappa water to help my friend, she's..." Suwako could not finish her sentence before her eyes started to fill up with tears. "Her friend is sick, and we need some special medicine to help her." Dr. Eirin lied. "Oh, I see," The kappa chief said with some concern, "Well, since you saved us, you are entitled to as much kappa water as your friend needs." Dr. Eirin stepped forward, "We'll only need about two cups of it, thank you."
-The kappa chief snapped his fingers, and a kappa brought a bottle with some water in it. "This should be about two cups of kappa water." The kappa chief told Dr. Eirin. Suwako looked up at the kappa chief, her eyes still full of tears, then she pushed forward and hugged the chief hard. "Thank you so much!" Suwako cried with joy, "you have no idea how much this means to me!" The kappa chief lightly hugged back, "It's getting late, why don't you spent the night in our village?" Suwako looked into the kappa chief's eyes, "But you've done so much for us, how could I possibly ask any more of you?" The kappa chief sighed, "We only gave you about two cups of kappa water, and you saved our lives! The least we could do is let you stay for the night in our village." Ibuki put her hand on Suwako's shoulder, "I think we should take up on his offer, since it is getting very late!" "I, for one, agree," Dr. Eirin said, "We must get a good night sleep if we hope to get the next reageant." Suwako shrugged, "Okay...again, thank you!" She said with joy to the kappa chief.