I raced through the streets of Podunk, we had been staying there for a few weeks, I knew she could have been anywhere by now, Belinda wasn't your average turtle; she wasn't slow, not in speed anyway. No, Belinda was an extremely fast, slow-brained turtle. So she wouldn't be smart enough to hide from me, the AMAZING, GORGEOUS, BESTEST NINJA EVER!. Yeah, I do think a lot of myself, I'm allowed to though, us amazing people have that privilege.
The first place I decided to look in was slug and lettuce, which was her favorite bar. I pulled my bradie-mobile up to the door, and sure enough, there was Belinda, lying on her back outside the door.
"BRADIE, bro, you gotta help me up." She yelled, flailing her legs in the air. I jumped out of the car, and used my ninja skills to lift her up. "Someone opened the door, and knocked me over, we have to find them, and kill them!" she said.
Belinda wasn't a very polite or forgiving turtle either, I reluctantly agreed, hoping she would forget about Shaun Jennings. We got back into the bradie-mobile to find the Belinda-knocker-over culprit.
Chapter by brooke (: