I'm sorry, but I haven't finished adding Gir yet, sorry, but ill update it
later. For now, enjoy.
Chapter 2: Entering the big black spooky cave through a similar but different entrance……THINGY
Plot- After a long, but not that long time, they came to the cave. (blah blah blah, yakity shmackity, a little bit of pixie dust, and boom!! In two lines they're there. Didn't think an author could do that could you?)
And so the group came upon a similar passage to enter the mines of Moria. The door was hidden but several strange rune markings could be seen on the entrance.
"Cool….. let's blow it open!!" said Ross. Everyone looked at the little hobbit amazed. He actually spoke!!
"No…Even with all your bombs and C-4 (pyro's are a lot smarter then you think, and they figured out how to make it very quickly) we still couldn't blow it open." Garin said.
"It must be some strange satanic gothic language written by the ancient Druids." Thali said. "I bet its in one of my "Gothic bi-zodiac books!" She winked at Peri and grinned. Peri was chugging another Pixie stick. (1 more to go…)
"Ohh come on you guys its obviously in Latin!" peeped out Esgalhir. Everyone looked at her very stupefied. (it's stupefied!!!!) "Oh my gosh you haven't read the "56th edition of middle earth and its surroundings? On page 3257 it talks about how a branch of hobbits came up with their own language called Latin. Later they were taken over by other hobbit groups. Its obvious that it says: "Speak, giant dilapidated moose, and enter." Now they did speak in riddles, so the answer must be……."
"EEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEP"
"No its not eepeep its….."
"No as in AAAHHHHHH there's a big snaky thingy in the water!" Cried out Thali. Everyone turned around. There behind them was a Chubacabra. It had a long snake-like body, a long spiky head and tale, and long arms and legs. It gave out a loud hissssss as it stared at them with its venomous eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone cried out before lunging away from its tale swipe.
Thali busted out her mad long bow and began pouring arrows into the monster. Unfortunately, none of the pierced its skin. Peri ran up and tried to get a swing at its long neck, but she was too short, so she settled for putting the axe right into the foot of the snake. It keeled over and bellowed out a loud hiss. This gave Thali a chance to blind the animal and Garin and Ross were able to chuck explosives down its throat. Andariel had pulled off a matrix jump and was on its back before she began to dice it into little giblets. Esgalhir was still contemplating on how to say "giant dilapidated moose" in Latin.
Ross and Garin screamed: "Andariel get off the snake before it ex…" Too late. When the snake swallowed the explosives, it exploded with a loud kaboom and splat. Orange and green giblets were everywhere. "splodes."
Andariel walked out of the fountain of goo a bit pissed and covered in green slime.
"That's it! Its Decrepitus Cervonus Ingens!!" Esgalhir screamed out. Suddenly the runes began to glow and swirl around the rocks as if it was sand. Then they formed a perfect doorway and opened up.
"Pixie powder!!!!" Peri ran in followed by everyone else chasing after her. Draco was left outside to guard the door and lick up the Cubacabra giblets.
Chapter 2: Entering the big black spooky cave through a similar but different entrance……THINGY
Plot- After a long, but not that long time, they came to the cave. (blah blah blah, yakity shmackity, a little bit of pixie dust, and boom!! In two lines they're there. Didn't think an author could do that could you?)
And so the group came upon a similar passage to enter the mines of Moria. The door was hidden but several strange rune markings could be seen on the entrance.
"Cool….. let's blow it open!!" said Ross. Everyone looked at the little hobbit amazed. He actually spoke!!
"No…Even with all your bombs and C-4 (pyro's are a lot smarter then you think, and they figured out how to make it very quickly) we still couldn't blow it open." Garin said.
"It must be some strange satanic gothic language written by the ancient Druids." Thali said. "I bet its in one of my "Gothic bi-zodiac books!" She winked at Peri and grinned. Peri was chugging another Pixie stick. (1 more to go…)
"Ohh come on you guys its obviously in Latin!" peeped out Esgalhir. Everyone looked at her very stupefied. (it's stupefied!!!!) "Oh my gosh you haven't read the "56th edition of middle earth and its surroundings? On page 3257 it talks about how a branch of hobbits came up with their own language called Latin. Later they were taken over by other hobbit groups. Its obvious that it says: "Speak, giant dilapidated moose, and enter." Now they did speak in riddles, so the answer must be……."
"EEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEP"
"No its not eepeep its….."
"No as in AAAHHHHHH there's a big snaky thingy in the water!" Cried out Thali. Everyone turned around. There behind them was a Chubacabra. It had a long snake-like body, a long spiky head and tale, and long arms and legs. It gave out a loud hissssss as it stared at them with its venomous eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone cried out before lunging away from its tale swipe.
Thali busted out her mad long bow and began pouring arrows into the monster. Unfortunately, none of the pierced its skin. Peri ran up and tried to get a swing at its long neck, but she was too short, so she settled for putting the axe right into the foot of the snake. It keeled over and bellowed out a loud hiss. This gave Thali a chance to blind the animal and Garin and Ross were able to chuck explosives down its throat. Andariel had pulled off a matrix jump and was on its back before she began to dice it into little giblets. Esgalhir was still contemplating on how to say "giant dilapidated moose" in Latin.
Ross and Garin screamed: "Andariel get off the snake before it ex…" Too late. When the snake swallowed the explosives, it exploded with a loud kaboom and splat. Orange and green giblets were everywhere. "splodes."
Andariel walked out of the fountain of goo a bit pissed and covered in green slime.
"That's it! Its Decrepitus Cervonus Ingens!!" Esgalhir screamed out. Suddenly the runes began to glow and swirl around the rocks as if it was sand. Then they formed a perfect doorway and opened up.
"Pixie powder!!!!" Peri ran in followed by everyone else chasing after her. Draco was left outside to guard the door and lick up the Cubacabra giblets.