The whole group sits in the circle and I stand up.
Me: Ok! Since the first review is anonymous, I have to skip it until I'm done with most of them. Sorry. The next review is from Sora and Maka. Ok first up is…Kid!
Kid: Is it symmetrical?
Everyone:*reads* -_-"
Me: Not really…
Patti: YAY! Sounds fun *evil snicker*
Me: Kid, you have to go home and let everyone destroy your place, but you can't fix the anything while they're doing it!
Patti: Oh, I don't know. I think we have to handcuff him somewhere to keep him from getting away…
Me: *hands Patti handcuffs and video camera* You and Liz are going to go do that *winks at Patti* while we continue. *looks down at Kid who has already started a meltdown*
Me: Moving on. Next is…Maka! Maka, you have to…Maka Chop everyone you think are idiots or idiotic.
Soul and Black Star: DX
Maka: That's not much of a dare
Me: Are you chicken?
MAKAAAA-CHOP!
Me: *rubs head* Ouch! New rule! You can't hurt me…Now go ahead and do your dare Maka
2 minutes later
Soul: Not cool, Maka. Uncool
Black Star: How dare you hit the almighty God! I should-
Me: Now that you mention that, Black Star, the next dare is for you! Let's see…you have to say aloud that you're not going to surpass God. Easy enough
Black Star: EASY ENOUGH! YOU WANT ME TO LIE? FINE. I will…no-t-t su-r-r-pass G-od! There I said it!
Me: Now was that so hard? *evil grin*
Liz and Patti walk in with Kid slung over their shoulders
Everyone: O_o
Me: Doesn't look like he took that well
Liz: *throws broken handcuffs on the floor* Not really. He passed out after a minute or two so we stopped
Me: Ok…the next dare is for Tsubaki. Tsubaki, act all tough and mean to Black Star for the night.
Tsubaki: WHAT! That's it. I quit.
Me: O_o ok…if you guys want to send dares for Tsubaki I can't make her do them…I'll try though (:
Me: Anyways we are skipping the rest of the round and going straight back to Kid
Kid: The…symmetry…
Me: Uh oh. ConfusedSoAmI and Sarah sent the last review. It says…I dare Kid to ignore symmetry for one day.
Kid: Wonderful! I want to book that day for…after I die.
Me: Kid, you have to do it today. It's ok, think about the number 3 *evil snicker*
Kid: *is close to passing out again*
Me: Anyways -_- The last one is for…Soul
Soul: Finally! You guys forgot the coolest one!
Me: Soul, it's uncool when you do that
Soul: -_-" What's my dare? Or is it truth?
Me: It's dare. You have to…annoy Liz
Soul: Hey Liz, Kid is down! Why don't you comfort your boyfriend? It's ok. We all know it. You LOOOOOVE Kid! Liz and Kid, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Liz: MAKE HIM SHUT UP!
Me: Anyways Computers is almost over DX bye bye (: