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Intro:

And thus do we begin a new chapter on life… well… okay so it's a new chapter on Opps but that counts as life to some of us hehe, anyway here's the next chapter hope everyone enjoys!

Tora Note: Still working on updating my other stories! Will get something out tomorrow… maybe 'shifty eyes' and to the Jan2.0 readers welcome with love! Also as of right now we don't plan to have any more of the GW boy's show up

Jan Note: Don't know if any of my peeps have wondered over here yet, but if you have, welcome to me and Tora's idea of craziness.

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Warnings: Okay, these are courtesy of jan 2.0, if I write it there WILL be slash/yaoi, not too much in the first couple chapters but it'll show up. And of course there will probably be some cursing, sarcasm, and OOCness all around.

"Speaking"

Thinking

Full Throttle – Chapter 2

Coughing violently Heero quickly became aware of a few things. First was the fact that he was lying, face down, on the very hard ground. Second, he was no longer in the house. And finally, that he could hear distant voices beyond the very large dust cloud surrounding him.

Slowly Heero sat up and winced. He was bruised and cut up but there was no significant damage. Reaching up he felt for his earpiece and let out a relieved breath when he gripped it. He quickly flicked it on.

"02, 05, status?" Heero whispered still crouched low to the ground. The voices outside the cloud were a bit louder now.

"Over here…" a very weak voice called to Heero's left and he whipped around to see Wufei lying on top of Duo.

"02 status?" Heero hissed quickly approaching them and reaching for Wufei's shoulder.

"Careful." Duo said, wincing at the wheeze his voice was making. "I'm pretty sure he's unconscious and probably has a head injury."

Heero's eyes zoned in on Duo's too pale face. "02, status." It wasn't a question and Duo sucked in a breath that caused a coughing fit.

"Ha… I pretty sure I've got at least two broken ribs and my left arm is definitely broken." Duo whispered back. Heero winced in sympathy. "Apparently I broke 05's fall." Here Duo flashed Heero a weak grin.

"Hold on Duo, I'll get him off of you." Heero said quietly. He carefully reaching out and lifting Wufei up, cradling his neck so his head didn't sway in case he also had a neck injury. Heero laid him down next to Duo and then quickly turned back to him. The arm in question was hidden under a black long sleeve shirt but Heero could clearly see that the cloth was darkening rapidly. Duo was bleeding. Acting quickly Heero whipped out his utility knife and cut away the sleeve to expose the arm. The only imperfection was a white piece of what was obviously bone sticking out and his arm being bent completely wrong.

"This is going to hurt." Heero warned Duo, who nodded weakly and gritted his teeth. Using the sleeve he had cut away he wrapped it tightly around the wound and knitted it tightly. Duo winced but didn't make another sound, both men were very aware of the voices drawing nearer. They couldn't make out the words but there were definitely vague figures in the clearing dust cloud.

Duo looked to Heero and nodded, he reached out with his good arm and Heero helped pull him into a sitting position. Duo coughed violently but stayed upright though his complexion paled further. He reached down and pulled his gun up out of the dirt and held it up. Heero pulled out his own once he was sure Duo wasn't going to pass out on him. They sat there tensely, awaiting the figures in the fog.

Coughing violently Naruto squinted his eyes trying to peer into the cloud of dust that had risen as a result of his mishap. Tilting his head this way then that he thought he vaguely saw shadows in there… of some sort… but nah that couldn't be right… humans couldn't be summoned… maybe they were some kind of monkeys?

"What the hell did you do baka? Can't you get even your own jutsu's right?" Sasuke growled, still a ways away from the hacking Naruto his right arm thrown up protectively to shield his precious eyes.

"Oh right, cause I planned on the teme showing up and interrupting me right?" Naruto groused back before falling into another fit of coughing.

Sasuke huned and said "A good shinobi does not let distractions distract him."

Naruto rolled his eyes and threw up his arms yelling "Not let distractions distract me? Isn't that like against the law or something? I mean come on!"

Sasuke, who had now made his way over to where Naruto was standing shook his head and said "Baka… why are you trying to be a shinobi again?" as the question left his lips the raven haired genin's eyes widened and he quickly tried to take his words back. "Wait no…" only to be interrupted by his hyperactive team mate.

"To become the greatest Hokage ever!" Naruto yelled pumping his fist into the air, the mishap with the jutsu temporarily forgotten in his excitement of recalling his dream.

Meanwhile, a soft breeze had begun to pick up in the clearing quickly tossing the dust cloud about this way then that, before it disbursed all together.

"Naruto… I ask again… what the HELL DID YOU DO?" Sasuke said ending on an almost frantic note as his now Sharingan eyes spun upon the sight of three figures in the clearing.

Naruto tilted his head to one side and said "So… not monkeys?..." hu could have sworn they were monkeys…."

The shinibi's bickering stopped as they both heard a quiet laugh quickly followed by a coughing fit.

"Duo?" one of the figures said, leaning closer and grabbing onto the person who had started coughing.

Sasuke noticed that only two of the figures were conscious one of which was sitting and now being looked over by the other. Next to the two laid a third prone on the ground. He hadn't moved so Sasuke assumed he was out cold.

Naruto, being the ever curious and less threatening of the two, began to approach them. He was quickly stopped when the boy with short dusty brown hair whipped his head in his direction and growled at him.

"Heero, I think you scared the poor kid…" Naruto looked toward the voice and the boy smiled back at him. Naruto quietly took in his appearance, the boy was very dirty, as they all were, but one of his arms looked to be in a makeshift bandage and he seemed to be holding onto his ribs as if in pain. The blood on the ground by his was obviously his and the shinobis exchanged a look before coming to a decision.

Well… that was odd… usually Naruto was the one being all…well animally…hu the blonde shinobi absently thought before shaking his head and declaring "Nah not scared, but surprised? Hell yeah surprised!"

Sasuke shook his head and said. "And your proud of that fact? …Sometimes baka I really, really wonder about you…"

Naruto snorted and said "Wonder about me? What's there to wonder about? I'm the most amazing person you'll ever meet! Believe it!"

Sighing in exasperation Sasuke turned his attention back to the figures in the clearing a scowl glued to his face as he observed the group before saying "Who are you and what are you doing here?"

Naruto blinked and said "I can answer that! …Well at least the last half. See I was doing this summoning jutsu and it… hey you know that! Teme… why are you asking stupid questions again?"

Giving a sigh of great suffering Naruto turned to the group in the clearing and bowing said "My apologies on that… not sure how exactly I summoned you… but apparently I did! So that makes you my responsibility… at least while you're here in Konoha." so saying he gave them his biggest goofiest grin… completely ignoring all injuries… and the unconscious one as he is sometimes want to do.

Heero couldn't stop the amused snort and half smile that quirked his lips. This crazy orange ninja reminded so much of Duo, except more flamboyant. It was the orange jumpsuit really.

Duo didn't even try to hide his laughter at the two ninjas bickering. It reminded him too much of himself and Heero. Unfortunately, that was not the brightest decision as he began to hack up a lung again. The Naruto kid looked a little concerned when Duo actually coughed up some blood. Heero grunted, reaching out and holding him still.

"Save the introductions for later. If you're responsible for us then you need to get my team mates to a hospital, now." Heero said, his trademark glare firmly in place and pointed directly at Naruto.

Blinking Naruto said "Right! A hospital! Why didn't I think of that! I was just at the hospital!" He slammed his fist into his palm as if a great revelation had been made.

So saying the blonde shinobi dashed towards the group he had summoned adding "Sasuke-teme can help me with the unconscious one if you've got him! Hey teme, give me a hand!" He tossed the last part over his shoulder at his now glowering team mate.

Sasuke crossed his arms and glared at the hyperactive nin and said in his most sullen of voices "Why? You caused the mess, clean it up on your own."

Naruto paused where he stood and slowly turned his head to look over his shoulder his eyes narrowing as he said "Ah, but we are team mates, and therefore you share the blame!" He ended by giving his raven haired team mate a trade mark Guy grin, complete with the shine on his teeth.

Sasuke took an involuntary step back at the sight of the grin his right eye twitched some more as he said "…give me your word you won't ever do that again and I might…"

Naruto let out a bellowing laugh and said "I knew you'd see things my way!" And he turned back to the group of waiting boys.

During this exchange both Heero and Duo had narrowed their eyes at Naruto's treatment of Wufei.

"Hey, be careful he's not a sack of potatoes and he might have a neck or spinal injury for all we know." Duo said angrily, well as angrily as a guy leaning on his team mate and spitting blood could. Heero added his own 'hm' and glare to the mix.

Heero held his glare for a moment before giving in and turning back to the boy currently leaning on him. "Firemen or bridal style?"

Duo blinked for a minute before understanding. "Oh. Um… As much as I hate to admit it probably bridal, don't think the broken ribs will like it if you toss me over your shoulder like blondie did to Fei." Heero nodded and hooked one arm under his knees and the other across his shoulder blades. Duo leaned his head against Heero's chest, a blush on his pale face. "Tell anyone about this and I'll kill you Heero, I swear to all that is holy I will."

Heero snorted a laugh and nodded. He stood up and turned to Naruto and his 'teme.' "Where is the hospital?"

Naruto blinked sheepishly at the reproach from the pair about his treatment of the unconscious one. "Ah sorry, 'bout that… keep forgetting how much more fragile everyone else is." he said as he adjusted the boy a bit to loop his left arm around the unconscious one's waist and support him better, the fact that the one guy was now carrying the other guy all comfy cozy like… and whispering… something he did his best to ignore.

Sasuke snorted and said "Everyone is more fragile then you baka, you wouldn't know how to handle something fragile if it would save your life. Here put him down…" as he eased the boy back to the ground.

"Okay he's back on the ground… where he started… now what Oh Expert on Handling Fragile Things?" Naruto said ending on his most sickly sweet voice and fluttering his eyelashes at his raven haired team mate.

Sasuke ignored the blonde and pulled out a scroll from his pouch, opening it he quickly bit his thumb and whipped it across one of the symbols on the paper. With a poof a cloth stretcher appeared in Sasuke's hand, which he held up and said "Now we use this, baka."

Naruto snickered at first before crackling into full blown laughter "You… you keep… a… oh kami… a stretcher on you…? What, do you have to bring rabid fan girls to the hospital regularly or something?" he managed to get out between fits of laughter.

Sasuke's face turned scarlet at the blonde's words before he threw the stretcher at said blonde and said "Would you just help me get him on here! I have better things to do with my time then amuse you!"

Grabbing the incoming stretcher Naruto blinked the tears out of his eyes and eyed Sasuke "Oh… my… kami… you do! You DO! What in the hell do they see in you to get so… so…" trailing off Naruto attempted to find the right words… and failing for maybe the first time in his life.

Duo, still cradled in Heero's arms giggled. "Hey don't knock him man, he's got that cute, dark, mysterious look about him." Duo nodded sagely and then winced, glaring at Heero who'd casually started walked toward the Sasuke.

"I don't care why you have a stretcher, what I want to know is if you have another. Baka may be light but I have no idea how far the hospital is, I don't want to jar his ribs too much." Heero said staring at Sasuke and ignoring the giggling Naruto in the background.

"Itei Heero…" Duo muttered, pouting up at him as they came to a stop in front of Sasuke. "And since when has your word quota gone up so much?"

"Hm. Since you threw yourself into my life. You require too much explaining." Heero returned, shrugging but still making sure he didn't jostle Duo too much.

Sasuke cleared his throat, choosing to ignore the brown haired one's comment about him being… cute… and said "I only have the one… as I'm only one person having more than one seemed unnecessary at the time."

Naruto, who had somehow managed to get the prone one onto the stretcher without too much jarring while he continued to mutter and laugh under his breath looked up and said "Well if that one holds onto this one then he could act as a brace… that could work right?" He was a little breathless still from the laughing his eyes shining with mirth.

Sasuke nodded and said "Right they could share, then the three of us could lift them. It should hold the extra weight with no problem…" letting his words trail off, his face now only marginally pink.

Duo rolled his eyes. "'He's' right here and I'm sure the stretcher can hold us both, I mean me and him together probably only weigh like, what, 220 or something?"

Heero nodded. "Affirmative, it can easily hold them." To make his point he walked over to Wufei and carefully set Duo on the stretcher.

Duo smiled up at Naruto. "Wow, you are one bright guy aren't you? I couldn't tell from over there but baby blue eyes? Pretty."

Heero rolled his eyes and glanced back at Sasuke as if saying 'well? Come on.'

Naruto blinked at the brown haired one's remark and giving him his biggest and brightest, and not creepy, smile said "Thanks! A ninja should be able to blend no matter what color's he's wearing!… well when he tries I'm not trying so not supposed to!" his eyes sparkling, these guys weren't so bad. Pretty nice really, better then Sasuke-teme and Sakura-chan when it came to being polite… well then the village as a whole.

"Come on teme! We got a date with a hospital!… well they do but we're bringing them so it counts!" the blonde said suddenly and moved to take the handles at the feet of the stretcher, so that his arms were pulled back and his back to its passengers.

"Right… whatever…" Sasuke muttered as he took the left side and bent down to pick up the handles adding "No running baka, fragile plus running equals bad…"

Naruto rolled his eyes as he looked over his shoulder and said "Yes, yes running bad, walking good Naruto understand!" in his best cave man imitation wiggling his eyebrows mockingly.

Duo giggled as Heero walked up and grabbed the last handle, all of them lifting at once. "Aw I like the sunny one Heero, can we keep him?" Duo asked, rolling his head back so he could see Heero and Sasuke. Heero hn'd and shook his head. Duo pouted.

"Be quiet baka, you'll worsen your injuries." Heero said almost affectionately, tugging on Duo's braid and tossing it onto the stretcher so it didn't drag along behind them.

Duo smiled up at him sunnily. "Thanks, I'd rather not drag that along in the dirt… wait…" Duo snatched up the end of his braid, barely hiding his wince at the sudden movement. "My tie! Do you see it Heero?"

Naruto blinked and looked at the braid the brown haired one held almost defensively, Naruto didn't get the hair thing… maybe it had something to do with having long hair? Sakura-chan would probably understand his blight much better then Naruto himself did, the blonde was sure.

Glancing around the clearing Naruto studied the… well crater the three newcomers had ah… appeared in and said "Uhhhhh doesn't appear to be anything there… sorry? Maybe Sakura-chan will have one you can borrow when we get to the hospital?… Oh wait she's not talking to me right now, I don't think." frowning he wondered if she was still mad about the whole 'I almost stuck my hand through teme's chest' thing…

Sasuke gritted his teeth and said "Can we go? I'm sure your hair can wait, it's not the part of you that's bleeding after all…" getting a bit snappish, and giving everyone around him his best glower.

Duo snorted. "Please, Heero puts your glares to shame." Duo reached up, straining a little, and smacked Sasuke with the end of his braid. "Thank you… Naru… for trying." Duo smiled at him happily at Naruto's back as they started to carry him and Wufei off.

Heero rolled his eyes. "Duo's braid is as important as his other limbs."

Naruto laughed and said "Nah it's no biggy, my fault you lost it anyway… and… um… names… yeah don't think we ever did the whole introduction thingy… okay so I'm Uzamaki Naruto future Hokage and all around bad ass! And that's Sasuke-teme… he's a teme… really all you need to know about him." as he began to lead the small group out of the clearing and towards the village.

Sauske huned at the long brown haired one's comment about glares and shame, like he was competing… he wasn't… no… nope not at all… and rolled his eyes at the short haired one's words, great another one obsessed with hair… that's all he needed around him, like Sakura wasn't enough? Shaking his head he growled at Naruto's introduction and did his best to ignore everyone around him… hopefully if he was quiet they would make better time, glancing at the blonde leading them he almost let out a sigh… well he could hope so anyway… even if it might be a vain, vain hope.

Duo laughed, coughing up a little more blood and earning him a glare from Heero that was mixed with a bit of concern. "I'm Duo Maxwell, I run, I hid, but I never tell a lie. The quiet, broody one is Heero Yuy, and the sleepy china-man is Change Wufei. We just call him Wufeir or Fei."

Heero nodded at Naruto and Sasuke, already overhearing their names but acknowledging the introduction none-the-less.

Duo leaned back and smiled up at Sasuke, batting his eyelashes. "If only we hadn't met under such painful circumstances tall, dark, and handsome."

Sasuke frowned at Duo, he must have hit his head harder than Sasuke had at first thought. That or the blood loss must be starting to get to him. "I doubt we would have met at all if the baka could actually perform jutsu right…" he answered purely for the sake of keeping Naruto quiet, he just knew the blonde was going to think the long haired one was actually flirting with him, when that was clearly not the case, the man was wounded and clearly not in his right mind.

Naruto, over hearing the pair, kept a snort to himself as Sasuke quickly filled the silence… ah he probably thought I was going to say something… nooo, no we'll see who has the last laugh in this… the blonde thought to himself letting an almost fox like grin curve his lips where none could see before throwing over his shoulder "So you guys ever been to a shinobi village before? It's big, our Konohagakure."

For now he'd add some small talk… see what Duo would do, if the way he handled the silent Heero was anything to go off of, the other boy had as much experience with the brooding type, as Naruto classified them, as Naruto did. Who knew maybe he even had more… Sakura-chan wasn't gonna' like him though… he was too pretty.

Duo smirked, oh he knew that look. This was going to be fun. "'Shinobi?' And your name is 'Sasuke?' Wow, someone thought highly of you ne?"

Meanwhile, Heero eyed the two shinobi wondering how many weapons they were hiding on their persons.

Sasuke's entire demeanor darkened at Duo's words his eyes for just a moment spun red with his Sharingan as past memories bombarded him, the seal on his neck throbbed and a dark chakra seemed to seep out of it as his emotions raged.

"No! Bad teme! Bad! No evil chakra thingy majig! Kakashi-sensei said to keep your cool! Or do you want to be devoured by that thing? Cause I'm pretty sure it can ya' know… and really I don't want to have to explain that to the village, cause then it would be my fault you went all 'don't bring up how I got my name, cause then I think of my family and go all suicidal'. So stop, think happy thoughts! HAPPY THOUGHTS DAMN IT!" Naruto raged from the front of the group at his dark haired team mate doing his best not to jostle the stretcher as the other boy became somewhat… unstable was the best word for it.

Sasuke closed his eyes for a moment somehow not missing a step as he pulled his wayward emotions back into the tight fist he normally kept them. Opening his now once again black eyes he said "Mind your own business baka…" letting his words drop as the seal once again became contained.

Duo blinked between the two, a little lost but getting the main point. Struggling, Duo pushed himself up and turned so he was face-to-face with Sasuke. Heero glared at him but said nothing, he knew how Duo could be.

"Sasuke, I am so sorry, I was pickin' at you. I didn't know and I didn't mean anything by it." Duo stared into Sasuke's black eyes, his face apologetic and tinged with a little pain.

Sasuke blinked at the… seriousness in Duo's voice… and seemed almost dumbfounded for a moment before letting out a sigh and saying "Don't worry about it… you're not from Konoha so you wouldn't know… my past… its best left alone…"

Naruto bobbed his head and said "Right, good, good, good, leaving it alone is good! I don't get pelted with stones for leaving it alone and everyone lives happily ever after!"

Sasuke humphed at the blonde's attempt to lighten the mood, and chose for once to let his team mate have his way… he'd really rather not be devoured… it just didn't sound very pleasant. Turning his attention back to Duo Sasuke frowned… he seemed to be getting paler… that was not a good sign. Looking over to Heero he quickly ran through an assessment. Lean and muscular… well it might work "Can you keep a steady jog?"

Naruto eyed Heero from over his shoulder and said "Sasuke… did you just ask a stupid question… again? 'Cause I'm gonna' say duh yeah they've obviously had some sort of training… even I can see that and hey I'll be the first to point out my lack of observational skill."

Sasuke's eye twitched and he muttered through gritted teeth "Yes Naruto, I can see they've had training… but having training to run at high speeds and keep a steady pace is not the same thing…" all the while contemplating whether or not he could get away with accidentally shoving a Chidori at the blonde.

Heero nodded. "I have been trained to do both, I am unsure of how fast 'shinobi' are. Why?"

Unfortunately for Heero, Sasuke didn't get the change to answer him because Duo finally gave up and collapsed back onto the stretcher and there was some obvious trembling in his limbs now. "Heero… I think he might have a point… the whole running thing… good idea…" Duo trailed off, coughing a little and closing his eyes.

"Okay… time to see how fast we can be without uh… dropping anyone." Naruto commented as Duo collapsed.

Sasuke huned and said "Naruto run, but be smart about it… Heero if we start to pick up too much speed say something…" he let his words trail off.

"RIGHT! RUNING NOW!" Naruto exclaimed as he suddenly shot forward from a steady walk to a full out run jostling the stretcher only a little as he hit his full stride his eyes taking in his surroundings and making adjustments to his path with little to no time.

"DAMN IT BAKA! WHAT PART OF BE SMART ABOUT IT MEANS FULL THROTAL? FRADGLE, REMEMBER THE FRADGLE!" Sasuke yelled in a very un-Sasuke like way at having the sudden pick up in speed, the raven haired nin could only hope Heero could keep up… if not well… hopefully the damage wouldn't be too bad…

"Can't talk, navigating." Naruto replied without missing a beat a smirk on his face as he took a large left turn and headed out of the forest.

Heero was impressed, he was already breathing heavy and he knew at this pace he wouldn't last too long. He mentally kicked into soldier mode and focused solely on the mission: getting Duo and Wufeir to the destination.

Duo, still half awake, opened his eyes halfway and watched the world blur by. He rolled his eyes up and caught Sasuke's eye and blinked at him, trying to convey surprise and the tiny bit of fear he had. He did NOT want to fall off the stretcher at this speed, he was pretty sure he wouldn't get up from that one. I mean they had to be pushing 15 miles an hour. On foot! And the ninjas, well Sasuke who was the only one he could see, didn't look out of breath, though he was definitely looked annoyed at something.

Sasuke sighed as Duo looked up at him… he was supposed to offer… that thing… comfort… righhhhht cause he had every confidence in the baka's navigational skills… sure he did… and he was a bunny rabbit in hiding too… so instead he said "We will be there shortly…" hopefully that would… help?… huh maybe…

Naruto's eyes were sparkling as the group hit the paved streets of Konoha and he yelled out "HEADED FOR THE HOSPITL, MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!" in warning to the citizens and turned the group towards the hospital.

Heero huffed, not paying any mind as the landscape swiftly changed from forest, to village, to a bustling city.

Duo, however, was a bit lost at the odd quality of Sasuke's voice. Was he offering him… comfort? Wow, not even Heero managed that on a good day. Somehow, Duo felt a little safer. That and Heero was definitely in mission mode next to Sasuke, staining himself to keep up the break-neck speeds the ninjas had set. Duo shut his eyes and decided that for now, he could risk a nap. Heero would break the neck of anybody who tried to hurt him so he'd trust in him and their new acquaintances.

Sasuke winced as Duo lost consciousness… well… not a good sign… glancing at Heero across the stretcher his fears were confirmed. The other male was obviously starting to strain, he seemed to have hit a stride for now… but that kind of thing only lasted so long… they needed to be at the hospital… and now… so why were the citizens of Konoha ignoring the baka's warning?… they were just milling about as if nothing was wrong… okay so they were moving fast but that was nothing new here, they should know how to get out of the way.

Naruto growled as they had to go out of their way to dodge yet another group of citizens and said "Teme… say something damn it!"

Sasuke nodded, even if Naruto couldn't see him before doing something he really did… throw around his last name "UCHIHA SASUKE COMING THROUGH! MAKE THE FUCKING WAY! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY PEOPLE!"

Naruto grumbled under his breath as predictably the raven haired boy's words met with results where his had failed and the people finally got the picture and moved. Without the added obstacles the group made it to the hospital entrance shortly thereafter. Pulling to a stop as they crossed the threshhold Naruto took a deep breath before bellowing.

"DOCTOR, WE NEED A DOCTOR! UCHIHA SASUKE NEEDS HELLLLPPPPPP!" the last earned him a scowl from his team mate even as several off-duty doctors stepped forward to offer the Uchiha assistance.

A whimper had the doctors turning and looking down at the stretcher to see Wufei's eyelashes flutter and another moan escape him. The doctors quickly went into a flurry and swept the two boys off into the emergency room. Heero and the two ninjas dropped the stretcher and, in Heero's case, collapsed gasping into a hospital chair.

The End:

From Tora: Andddd chapter two is done! :D lots of fun with this one 'nodnod' really love how it turned out… you guys should see mine and Jan's inbox! Oh the bouncing, hehe I really hope everyone enjoys this as much as we do! I know I had a blast writing and can't wait to start in on the next chapter!

teme = bastard

baka = stupid/idiot

-chan = affectionate suffix for a girl.

Itei = ow or pain, added by jan2.0 who doesn't have a Japanese dictionary so could be misspeleed.

…and I think those were all of our terms this time around? Using Konoha's full name doesn't count! :D annnnd if we say they mean this… then please trust us in some language they do! We've looked this stuff up people and remember there are multiple dialects involved.

Reviews are love! Flames are… well 'gives flames to pet dragon' they is fuel for him… eventually he will smite our enemy's with them! 'evil grin' anddd off to Jan2.0!

Jan 2.0: ;shkes head; You will forever forget the space in there huh kitty? ;pokes Tora; Anyway, this is about 1,000 words more than I wanted but it was fun and hopefully it's not too crazy in its flow. Review! Flames go to the dragon! ;pets her;

Tora: I meant to do that 'shifty eyes'