Chapter Two
A/N: WHAT THE FUCK! So I heard that in 'Divine by Mistake' they used a piece of 'The Highwayman' in it. WHAT THE FUCK! You can't do that! Only every good author can do that! You suck! What the fuck is your problem? Thanks for using an extremely innocent poem in your sick sexual fantasy...
Now a note from Nettie Necrophilia: Seriously though? Why'd she have to use 'The Highwayman'? I did an extremely hard project on 'The Highwayman'.
When I figured that enough unimportant shit had happened with that dead corpse, I flopped my hair back over my forehead and left the guy's restroom, hurrying to the doors that led to the Forbidden Parking Lot. Everything seemed all clear- there was just some random Wolverine-wanna be with muttonchops stuck on his ass and muttonchop holders on his dick. Shaving his hair seemed like a fun idea.
The moment I stepped outside, the sun began to beat me with its insane, sexy forces.
"Hey Chelso! Didn't you get my message? You know the one that said 'SUK MA DICK'."
Oh fuck fuck fuck! I didn't add any apostrophes because the authors are complete and utter morons who butcher the English language. It was Garrison. I glanced up, looking to the skies in case any body snatchers wanted to snatch my body. I was irresistable. But anyway, where was I? I saw him doing pot.
"You're smoking pot at school? Your crazy!"
He smiled a little boy grin. "Yes, I am crazy, how 'bout you baby. You're the one who loses her virginity to a teacher in book three!" I stared, what the fuck was book three?
"Why aren't you potheads at football practice?"
"Didn't you hear? We got expelled because we forced Emo Erik to eat shit!" I laughed, revealing my stupid Mark somehow. "What the fuck?" I pushed him off the red Chevy he was sitting on.
"You can't be Marked. We're going out!"
"We are not going out! We're just fuck buddies!"
"Hey, Chelso!" Dino called out, running toward Garrison. "You gotta lay off that pot!"
"DUDE! LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S MY FUCKING SOUL MATE! SHE HELPED ME THROUGH MY DIVORCE WITH ERIK X! Plus, she's a vampire!"
"You were married to Erik X? Chelso's a total fucking freak!"
Dino's insensitive words made the anger that had been simmering somewhere in my ass. Well, that was my shit. At least I hoped so.
"Shut the hell up! I've had a really bad day! I do not need this crap from you!"
The drive home took fifteen minutes, but it went slower because I had to stop at The Whiskey to get a drink. I went home and killed the door.
"Mom?"
"Hum?" she didn't look at me.
"Fucka'." I used the name i used to call her in the days before she married my step-shitter. "I need your help."
"WHAT THE FUCK? NO! YOU CAN'T BE MARKED CHELSEA, WE'RE GOING OUT!"