Chapter 1 was short. So...I'll try to write more.
Oh! I do not own Fruits Baskets. I just make them die constantly.
Yuki's Cunning Plan to Kill Kyo #2 Minty DEATH
Kyo was kinda suspicious of Yuki after that whole "exploding banana incident" He was brushing his teeth when Yuki walked in the bathroom. Kyo stiffened. Yuki smiled warmly.
Oh. *bleep*.
Kyo continued to brush his teeth. He watched Yuki carefully. Then Yuki smeared toothpaste all over his face.
"What the HELL!" Kyo shouted. Yuki smiled."Killing you with toothpaste." He answered. Kyo felt his cheeks tingling. "What?" He snapped. Yuki smirked."The mintyness of the toothpaste will DESTROY you!" He shouted.
Kyo's cheeks went numb. Then they burned. THEY BURNED! "Ahh! So MINTY! SO MINTY!" Kyo screamed. His face was in AGONY! The mint was soooo cold! Then he froze to death.
Yuki looked suprised. "It actually worked!" He said in wonder."It is possible to die from mintyness."
The End.
Seriously...rubbing toothpaste on your face is BAD! My face was numb for HOURS!
Bonus Chapter- Paperclip
Kyo was hiding in the wardrobe again. Yuki was coming for him again. And this time...
He had a paperclip.
Yuki stood outside the wardrobe."The stupid cat wouldn't hide in there twice would he?" Yuki said. Kyo froze. He was onto him. Damn. Yuki laughed."No ones THAT stupid!" He chuckled. He walked away.
Kyo sighed in relief. That was close! "Hello Kyo." A familiar voice said next to him. Damn. "How?" Kyo asked looking scared. "Art of the doppelganger, bitch!" Yuki said. He stabbed Kyo in the neck with the paperclip. "Assasin style!" Yuki cheered.
Tohru looked worried."Uh...Kyo's died." She said. Shigure shrugged."He'll respawn in. a second!"
The End
Hehehehe! Die! DIE! The Characters Death said I should do the paperclip! What should I do next?