A/N: Okay. I am going to write right now because I have nothing better to do. This one goes out to all the Jacob haters. 3

I Do not own twilight…yo.

Chapter 2

What to do?

Bella cringed, ready to meet Edward's entire wrath. Why wouldn't he yell at her for riding the Tunnel of LOVE with Jacob? Why shouldn't he leave her for forever? Bella felt Edward sit down on the edge of her bed and heard him sigh. She opened her eyelids a smidgen to see he had his head in his hands.

"I didn't want to you know," Bella said in her defense. "He tricked me into it."

Edward looked at her. Bella was surprised to see he was smiling his most perfect crooked smile. A/N: Fan girl sigh here.

"And how did that filthy…dog trick you into riding the tunnel of love with him?"

Bella shrugged. "Well…he made me promise to ride before he told me what we were riding." Bella felt herself go red, it sounded so stupid when said out loud.

Edward laughed out loud. "And you fell for it?"

Bella glared at her bed sheets. "We can't all read minds."

Edward ruffled her hair and kissed her cheek. "And if you don't mind me pointing out…you are only human," He snickered under his breath. Bella sighed. "Anyways we should get going."

"…Why? What are we doing?"

"Well Alice saw that you spent all of yesterday with a bunch of mangy mutts so she thought we should get a turn."

"Edward…can you at least try to refrain from bagging on the werewolves. They're my friends too," Bella replied. She didn't like the fact that her boyfriend…Edward, didn't like her best friend…Jacob.

Edward sighed and laughed again. "Well, I'll give you some human time to get dressed," He stood up fluidly and jumped out her window.

Bella got up from bed and walked to her closet. She didn't feel like taking time to get an outfit Alice would approve of so she grabbed a pair of jeans and a tee shirt. She grabbed her brush and tried to detangle the rats nest. Once she was finished getting ready Edward was back in her room.

"Ready to go now Bella?"

Bella sighed while looking in the mirror. "I s'pose."

Edward was behind her in an instant. He leaned towards her ear and whispered. "You're beautiful." And he kissed her jaw.

Bella got out of the car while Edward opened the door for her. "Thanks," She said. She looked up at the Cullen house; it was as beautiful and as grand as ever. She and Edward walked hand and hand up to the house.

Before they even made it up the porch steps Alice swung the door open. And with a smug smile in a mystical voice she said.

"I knew you would be arriving…my children."

Edward rolled his eyes at her and kept walking.

"So what are we going to do today Alice?" Bella wondered.

"Well, the decision hasn't been made yet…so idk," Alice answered.

"Did you just say idk?" Emmet asked.

"MCE," (Most Certainly Emmet.) She answered.

Emmet shrugged and answered. "OIC TFTU," (Oh I see thanks for the update.)

"STOP!" Jasper spazzed. "ever since…'texting' was invented I could never understand chat speak."

Emmet stuck his tongue out at him. "STBU." (Sucks to be you.)

Jasper snarled.

"Anyways," Bella interjected before things could go from bad…to worse. "I think we should decide what we are going to do today."

They all sat in a circle on the floor in front of the TV. Yes, even Rosalie.

"I say we go to the zoo!"

They all sighed at Emmet.

"What?! The zoo sounds fun," Emmet replied.

"Emmet, what is at the zoo?" asked Jasper.

"…Animals."

"And what do we 'eat' Emmet?" Edward further inclined.

"…Anima- …Oh, I get it. Well scratch that. Next idea."

They sat puzzled.

A/N: What will they choose? XDD Sorry there isn't enough Eddie in the second part, I love to make Emmet talk too much.

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