50 Things I Shouldn't Do at Hogwarts

by UbiquitousTime

A collection of drabbles, each one for a thing that one shouldn't do at Hogwarts. - From the list of '500 Things I Should Not Do At Hogwarts'. - Rated T, for safety -

2. Chapter 2

A/N: And here is the second thing you should not do at Hogwarts!

Oh, and I forgot to mention - these are in no particular time order.

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30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

"Professor Lupin! PROFESSER LUPIN!" screamed Lotte down the hallway.

The werewolf professor cringed, but turned around and pasted a smile on his face nonetheless.

"Yes, Ms. Pontner?"

"Happy Christmas, Professor Lupin!" cheered Lotte, rummaging around her bag.

"Wait for it, Professor... Lotte's gotten you a present and she won't tell anyone who it is!" whispered Neville to his professor.

Lotte didn't hear (or maybe she just didn't care) and pulled a prettily wrapped package out of her bag.

"There we go," she muttered.

"Happy Christmas, Professor Lupin! I've gotten you a present!" she smiled.

He smiled thankfully, and opened the present to be polite. A flea collar fell into his hands.

"MS. PONTNER, TWENTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR. I DO NOT WANT, NOR NEED, A FLEA COLLAR!"