Terezi picks up the deck and starts shuffling it. You hope for good cards. You do NOT want to lose your clothes the first thing you do. Suddenly, you see as Jade sits up and whispers something into Terezi's ear. Clearly Terezi must have been upset by it, as she slaps Jade lightly afterwards.

"I didn't mean it like that! What I said was that you had forgotten the blinds, not an insult to your blindness", Jade claims.

"What are the blinds then?" Terezi asks.

"I'll explain. They're some bets, in this case clothes, that are placed into the pot before the game begins. We'll put up the small blind (not an insult) first. I'll place my shoe into the pot", Roxy says.

Kanaya takes off Roxy's left shoe and places it in the middle of the circle you're sitting in. You honestly have no clue what to do. You've never been big on playing poker. That's when you notice Nepeta leaning over to you. She whispers into your ear.

"Now we purrt in two articles of clothing", she whispers.

"A shoe each?" you ask.

Nepeta nods towards you and stretches out her leg. You take off her right shoe and you place it in front of you. Then you stretch out your leg towards her. But first, you make a quick clothes-count in your head.

You're wearing:

A pair of sneakers
A pair of socks
A skirt
A t-shirt
A hairband
A bra
A pair of panties

This game is probably going to last for a while. Hopefully you'll win a few hands and not lose your clothes right away. Nepeta begins unlacing your left shoe, but she just can't seem to get it right.

"This is impawsible!" she complains.

You unlace it yourself and she yanks it off. She pops a little smile and begins tickling your stretched-out foot. You yank it back and place your shoes in the pot.

Now, Terezi begins handing out cards. First to herself and Jade, then Roxy and Kanaya, then you and Nepeta and so on. You look at the cards. You have:

2(D), 2(H)

This is quite good! A pair already! You try to conceal your happiness, but you guess Nepeta's big smile is giving you away. Vriska and Feferi look kinda happy as well, and so do Jane and Aradia.

Now, the betting begins. Terezi and Jade begin with betting their right shoes. Roxy takes off Kanaya's left shoe and throws it on the pile. You've already made your bet. Vriska and Feferi bet their left shoes as well. Finally, Jane and Aradia bet their right shoes.

There's a whole pile of shoes in the middle of the circle. Hopefully you'll be able to clear it up after the game. Terezi places three cards in the middle. They are:

Q(C), 2(C), H(C)

You have three of a kind! This is very satisfying! You whisper "Raise?" into Nepeta's ear. She nods in agreement. Terezi and Jade decide to check. So do Roxy and Kanaya. Now it's your turn.

"I raise my right sock!" you exclaim.

You let Nepeta take off your white right sock. It tickles a little bit. Maybe you can get Nepeta to give you a foot massage or something later. That'd be nice. You see Feferi taking Vriska's left sock off. It is striped with two shades of blue.

"It's on", Vriska says.

"Your sock's off", Roxy remarks.

"We fold", Jane says. She and Aradia place their cards face-down in front of them. Terezi throws up the fourth card. It's the Three of Hearts. Terezi and Jade whisper a little and then decide to fold.

Nothing in the world would prepare you for what happens next. You see Kanaya move her hand up Roxy's left leg, under her skirt. She pulls off her stocking and throws it on the pile. Seeing that would have been incredibly hot if it wasn't your mom. Or your daughter. In any case, it's disturbing. You decide to check and move along. Vriska and Feferi give each other a quick look and then fold their cards. Fifth and final card. You hope you'll win...

A(S)

Roxy and Kanaya show their cards:

3(D), A(D)

"Two pairs, threes and aces", Kanaya says.

You show off yours.

"Three of a kind, twos", you reply.
Roxy and Kanaya look disappointed. You grab all the clothes and carry them back to Nepeta. You both put your clothes back on.

You are now wearing:
Everything you had before

In addition, you and Nepeta have:
Terezi and Jade's right shoes
Roxy and Kanaya's left shoes + Roxy's left stocking
Vriska and Feferi's left shoes + Vriska's left sock
Jade and Aradia's right shoes

"Looks like there's someone who likes shoes more than you do, Kanaya", Roxy remarks as Terezi passes her the deck of cards.

You notice that Kanaya has her head in Roxy's lap. It looks incredibly cozy. You wish Nepeta would do that with you. However, you don't have time to think about that. The next hand is coming, and you want to win more clothes. You hand Roxy your cards and wait to see what happens...