I'm so sorry for the long wait! School (and procrastination) have gotten to me. This IS NOT the full chapter. It's just what I have wrote so far to thank ya'll for waiting so patiently for me. I'll try to have the full thing posted by the end of the month, but no promises.

For those of you who saw the un-edited A/N in the last chp. My beta crocious is a chick. I'd been up for awhile, and I just did get around to changing that. Thanks to Shady-Ken for providing me with the awesome summary!

There's more, but I'll post that in the full chp. *Hands everyone who hasn't got one an Iggy keychain.) Thanks to all who reviewed, or just alerted me. It meant a lot and made me walk on air. Review and tell me what you think.

Enjoy Chp. 2.1

The cafeteria at Hetalia High is as refined and beautiful as a high-school cafeteria can be. The floor tiles gleam like new; delicate painted flags shining underneath sneakers and loafers, and are so realistic you can't help but stop and stare. The tables are long, clean, sleek, and white. The vending machines along the walls have only the best food products and the all you can eat buffet is second to none. Different smells permeate the air each day ranging from heavenly catalonian meatballs for French Day, to intoxicating ravioli and pasta linguine during Italian day, to noxious burnt something or other for British Day. Or as it was known to most everyone. Sack Lunch Day.

"What the hell are you talking about? My country isn't perverted! What in the Queen's name would give you that idea!" Arthur spewed, red faced.

"Mon cher, some of your most common dishes are how shall I put it..sexual." Francis shook his luscious locks out of his face to used to his friend's temper to care.

"Give three examples?" Arthur challenged blowing on the surface of his tea to cool it down.

"Bangers and mash, ploughman's lunch, and my personal favorite, spotted dick." he smirked as the Brit had the decency to flush.

"You can relate to the last one, " he snarked back, flush dying.

"Ohohohohon, how would you know that mon cher?" he eyed him slyly.

"I can't help that you whip it around every time you stay the night at my house!" he almost threw his hands in the air remembering the tea at the last second.

"Be careful mon cher, you could have done a lot of damage with that."

"Imagine if it had fallen on that bastard Alfred's head. I wouldn't mind seeing him damaged." Arthur snickered.

"For someone so adorable, you sure are vindictive." Francis stated watching his friend worriedly.

'I"m not adorable!"

"Mon cher...you sleep with a mint green bunny."

"You leave Flying Mint Bunny out of this!" Arthur snapped.

While their childish argument carried on, an innocent Italian took a bite of his lunch, gagging as the disgusting toxins hit his tongue. He shot out of his chair. "DOITSU! DOISTU! THEIR TRYING TO POISON ME!" Feliciano exclaimed rushing towards his German boyfriend shoving aside a green eyed Brit out of the way.

"Oomph," Arthur fell forward, his tea flying out of his hand an landing on an irate American's lap.

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"Dude! Did you see last night's episode of No Day but Today!*" Alfred asked mouth full of hamburger.

"NO! I was busy helping West! Dude I'm so jealous!" Gil took a bite of wurst. "How was it?"

"Epic...Brittany found out from Luke that Carlos is her half-brother from her mother!"

"NOOOO I don't want it spoiled! I recorded it." he covered his ears.

"But dude don't you wanna know how Brit reacted?" he asked taking a drink of Pepsi.

"YES!"

"Well it turns out Carlos was listening in, and he fell out of the closet, and Brittany went bat-shit on him, cause it turns out that she was pregnant with his kid."

NO! But Carlos is in a relationship with Jack! When did this happen?"

"It was before Carlos and Jack got together! Apparently Britt was upset over her break up with-"

"Oh yeah! I remember that episode! It was where Luke told Rachel his feelings."

Thank you and bear with me.

If you guys want any cameo pairings in here, tell me and i'll write 'em in. And any ideas you have, tell me and I'll see if they fit. I don't want to steal your ideas. I don't need them, but I want this to be as much as ya'll's story as possible.

Thanks Reviewers get Canada key chain.