The last day of school is finally over. Jesus I thought it would never end…
I walked out of the school main doors, behind everyone else rushing to their cars or parents… depends if any of them got a license. Some of them only have permits and still drive by themselves. I'm gonna laugh when they get pulled over, and are gonna have to explain that shit to the cop.
Wait, where's Aeris? I haven't seen her all day.
I got out my cell phone, and called her.
… "What do you want?" She answered.
"Where were you today?"
"At home. It's the last day, what are they gonna do, suspend me?"
I grinned mischievously.
"They don't suspend you, they expel you." I told her.
"Wait… WHAT?"
"Yeah, the principal said that if you don't bother coming for the last day, don't bother coming next year." I giggled a little after that.
"… You're a lying mother fucker."
"Well I suppose I am guilty for fucking your mother."
"A corpse is all you could get."
"…You're an ass."
"And you're an idiot."
"Well your mother was more interested in my pants rather than my head."
"Only place she could look to escape the sight of your disfigured face."
"Or she was mesmerized by my massive-"
"Stop there. We don't want this shit to get out of hand like last time."
"Why do women always stop the fight just as us men are winning?"
"Because testosterone is not a factor. Anyway I have to go in a few minutes, so why did you call, besides trying to bug me."
"Wait, where are you going?"
"To get vaccinated. You should too; there was a biological terror attack up north."
"Since when do terrorists have a problem with Canada?"
"It wasn't a terrorist. It was a terror attack. Some guy went nuts and released a rabies virus."
"So if said guy committed a terror attack, doesn't that make him a terrorist?" I asked just to annoy her.
"Shut the fuck up Leo. I'll see you at your house around 5:00."
"I guess I'll get a vaccination with you." Might as well. Not like I have anything better to do.
"Fine."
She hung up. I sighed and put the phone in my pocket.
I walked to my car. Dad insisted upon getting me one after I got my license, simply because he would be at work all day, and dropping his work and picking my up was starting to get in the way.
I yawned as I got in the blue sedan. Toronto Medical clinic… 10 minute drive.
I arrived at the medical clinic. Aeris's bike was parked out front. She always calls me an idiot yet I'm the one with the driver's license. She only has a permit.
I smirked to myself as I thought.
I walked in, and sat next to Aeris.
She was dressed as she usually is. Purple turtle neck, lighter purple jacked, dark purple pants. What is it with her and purple? I get that it matches her fur, but I saw that her entire room is purple. Her laptop is purple; the desktop background of her laptop is purple. Everything she owns is purple. I wouldn't be surprised if she painted her X-Box purple… If it hadn't gotten the red ring of death.
I snickered to myself.
"The hell are you laughing at?" She asked me.
"Nothing… I just remembered a joke."
"What joke?"
"The one where your X-Box fails." I said before getting a smug grin.
She elbowed me in the gut. Doesn't hurt much anymore though. She's done it so many times it kind of becomes numb.
But I never get used to getting kicked in the nuts. Not that she does that often… But if she loses her temper when in a game of Mortal Kombat… Anything can happen. This is why I let her win when she starts grinding her fangs. For my unborn children's sake.
"Why are we here again?" I asked her.
"Because of the rabies outbreak north of here. I told you that."
"I forgot. So a zombie infection is coming!" I laughed.
"What? No! It's rabies. It makes people go nuts in its last stages before they just get into a fetal position and die."
"But that movie Quarantine said that rabies will cause zombies." I said with a grin.
"Quarantine was a movie. A bad one at that. Rabies doesn't work like all infected work with other infected to kill non infected. If so many rabid cats are together, they all go nuts and kill each other. They don't pick sides."
"So they're rebellious zombies!" I said just to annoy her.
"It's a miracle society allows someone as stupid as you to walk among us. The government should neuter you."
"Unfortunately for you, we don't live in China. Ha!"
"If you EVER get a chick pregnant, I will abort your fucking kid myself."
"Aw you would stick your hand in there." I said, before she punched me in the shoulder.
"Does that mean I won?" I said with a grin.
"Alright you can go f-"
"Next!" The nurse shouted.
Aeris got up and followed the nurse.
"I'll beat your ass when I come out." She said.
I stuck my tongue out childishly.
About ten minutes later, she walked out.
"Next!" The nurse yelled.
I got up and walked towards the nurse… only to be tripped by Aeris.
I barely caught my fall with my hands. I got back up and looked at her.
"You know, you're the only girl I know that takes that much advantage of the fact that I can't hit you back."
"As far as I know, I'm the only girl who speaks to you."
"Ahem." The nurse said impatiently.
"She just spoke to me." I said triumphantly.
"Speaking consists of words, not an annoyed grunt sound." Aeris said with a smirk.
"AHEM." I turned to face the nurse.
"Moving on then." I said with a grin.
I walked into the room, and the nurse got the needle.
Uhg I hate needles. I never got over the fear. I learned to tolerate it, but I still hate needles.
"Pull up your sleeve." The nurse told me. I did so and pulled my long blue sleeve up to my shoulder.
She put the needle in my arm. It doesn't hurt; it's just really really uncomfortable, to the point where you think it hurts… Wait that still counts as hurting…
Ever pull up a long sleeve to your shoulder, ad if you flex your shoulder wrong, it pops down really fast?
Yeah, that happened here…
The sleeve popped down and bumped the nurse's hand downward with the needle still in my arm. It scratched downward before the needle broke, and a little bit of vaccine sprayed into my eyes.
Eyes burning like shit, and my arm pretty much cut open with the needle still sticking out, I jumped out of the seat, and stepped on my own tail. I tripped after doing so, and my forehead landed square onto the corner of the counter.
When I hit the counter, I shook the surface, causing a small trash bin of used needles to fall.
I fell before the needles did, so they all fell on me…
Most of them were falling on the side or upside down, but a few of them were falling with the point downward.
I moved my hand to cover my head, for a needle to stab the palm of my right hand. Two needles went into my left arm, one in my thigh, and one fell onto my head, bouncing off of my skull, but scratching my already bruised forehead.
Finally, the bin itself fell onto my head.
I swear it was like from a fucking cartoon.
"Are you alright?" The nurse asked.
"No miss, I'm completely fine. Do me a favor and help me pull these needles from my arm and thigh?" I said sarcastically.
I later counted how many injuries I had that day. Ten. I got scratched by a broken needle, vaccine got in my eyes, I stepped on my tail and tripped, I hit my head on a counter, I got stabbed by five needles, and a trash bin hit my head. All for a fucking rabies shot.
The nurse helped me up, pulled the needles out, cleaned the blood from my needle marks, bandaged most of my left arm and my right hand, bandaged my head, and gave me an eye drop.
I walked out, and saw Aeris on her PSP.
She looked up.
"What the hell took so… What the fuck happened!" She asked.
The top of my head was bandaged, as was my right hand, my eyes were bloodshot, and I was clutching my left upper arm. Usually when you see someone like that, you think they've been in a car accident recently.
I gave a forced toothy smile to her, and said, "I got a shot." through my teeth.
"Seriously, what the fuck happened to your head… and your hand. Why are they bandaged?"
"It was a little needle accident."
"A needle did this?"
"NeedleS." I said, emphasizing the plural.
"You have a knack for getting injured in the most fucking unlikely ways."
"Yes, when you aren't beating me, physics somehow take control."
"I don't hit that hard." She defended.
"Face it; you're a fan of S&M." I smirked.
"Oh go fuck yourself." She said, giving me the middle finger.
We walked out of the clinic.
"You want me to dr-" I was cut off when I tripped on the curb and face planted on the side of the road.
A car slowed to a stop a few yards from me.
An orange cat stuck his head out the window.
"You alright down there mate?" He asked me.
I got up, holding my now bloody nose.
"I'm fine. I just tripped."
"Be careful. If I was a drunk, I just mighta' hit ya." He said, before closing his window.
I stepped back on the sidewalk and he drove on.
"I think fate is trying to kill you." Aeris said, and giggled.
"Well my mother once said, cats have nine lives." I thought for a moment.
"Now that I recall, she said that about a month before cancer took her. Ironic." I said.
Aeris was silent.
"What? No yo mamma jokes?" I asked her.
"Well, your mother is dead. Seems like disrespect."
"Your parents are dead, and you don't seem offended by my your mother jokes."
"I don't remember my mom or dad. Kind of gives a golden ticket for everyone to make fun of them."
"Actually, it gives YOU a golden ticket to make fun of everyone's parents everywhere, dead or alive. Besides, you always did yo momma jokes back in middle school."
"That's because back then I thought your mother divorced your father. I didn't know she died."
"Wasn't offended then, why would I be offended now? You've kicked me in my groin more than once, and I forgave you for it even though you weren't sorry… What makes you think I care about your mamma jokes?"
Aeris was silent yet again.
"You have some kind of talent for starting conversations with no point." She pointed out.
"I may start these, but you feed the fire." I said with a grin.
Then Aeris noticed something.
"Why aren't you wearing your bell collar?" She asked.
"To break the trend."
"On the last day of school?"
"Now YOU'RE starting random conversations."
"Random actions tend to start random conversations." She pointed out.
"Well if you miss it THAT badly, I'll put it back on when I get home."
"I'm not saying I miss it. I'm curious."
"Curiosity killed the cat. For all you know, the bell could be a bomb."
"I'll keep that in mind. Now excuse me as I call homeland security."
…
"I'm bored. Let's play Call of Duty."
"Eh, what the hell. Let's go."
"Wanna ride?"
"Nah, I gotta get the bike home." She gestured to her pink bicycle.
"You should leave that pink piece of shit."
"I'm sorry, but am I a pink piece of shit?"
"I didn't say that. I'm just saying, you dress and decorate everything you own into purple or pink. I'm surprised your house isn't pink yet. It's so girly."
"Is there a problem with my gender?" She asked.
"Several, but that's not the point."
Her eye twitched a bit.
"Everything you own is so girly, you look so girly, and then you start playing Gears of War, and start talking shit. It's a big mindfuck!" I continued.
"What was that about my gender?" She asked.
"Nothing. Let's play Call of Duty." I said quickly. I then ran to the sedan, got inside, and locked the doors.
She then walked up to my window, and mouthed 'fuck you' to me.
I gave an 'innocent' smile, and started the car.
I let the pressure off of my bloody nose. It finally stopped bleeding.
Well this was an interesting afternoon. A series of very misfortunate events. No movie reference intended…
Yet another chapter where absolutely nothing happened. You're at the edge of your seat now, aren't you?
Today, he tripped, and stabbed himself with many needles. Tomorrow, he will be shot at by the CIA, will perform a drive by on an old lady, disarm a bomb, go on a murder spree, get high off of catnip, bang his head on a wall, use a magic marker to draw upside down smiley faces on his stomach, and go streaking while covered in the blood of the victims he murdered earlier.
Maybe not… But that would make an interesting story. Maybe later I'll make a story called; "The Day Leo went Nuts"
The problem with that is; that I think that he is already nuts, and only plays video games to delay his inevitable killing spree. But don't we all?
No? Just me? Fine. Fuck you guys. I'm going to kill my neighbors…
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