Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.

Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!

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APHAPHAPH

Russia picked up the phone sitting on his desk and dialed a number. He leaned back on his chair and placed the phone against his ear.

"Hallo?" Came the deep, weary voice of Germany.

"Hello, Germany~!"

There was a short pause. "What is it, Russia? I'm kind of busy right now."

"Yes, of course. I was just wondering if you would be interested in a little deal... How much deutsche marks(1) do you have?"

"Aside from rent and bills, I only have about seven marks,(2) which I was going to use for food."

"Well, I suppose it's better than nothing. You could give that to me, and in exchange, I'll give you twice the worth in rice, plus, a chance to get revenge on America."

"What do you mean by that?" Russia pulled the phone away from his ears until it was quiet again.

"I have America here, and I want you to take your anger out on him."

"Why me? What's the catch?"

Russia sat up straight. "I might need your help someday, so I'm making an offer that, if you were to refuse it, you'd, well, to be blunt, you would be an idiot to refuse. Plus, I still have a lot of rice left-over from the last time I visited China, so you would be doing me a favor by taking it."

"...Alright, though I'm not sure when I can get there."

"Don't worry about transportation. I'll come pick you up."

There was another pause. "As long as you take one of the Baltic nations with you."

Russia giggled at Germany's lack of trust with him. "Да, of course!"

APHAPHAPH

Short chapter is short, but I can't really think of a way to continue this without dragging it on, and I've been very busy, so I don't know when I can find the time to post one long chapter instead of putting it into two, so, cliff hanger time, everyone!

Next chapter will have sex, I swear!

(1) The German currency from about 1920-early 2000's.

(2) Well, considering that there isn't a conversion that includes marks to it, I had to use a conversion from money to euros. About seven euros converts to ten dollars...