Curfy opened up the microwave. "So, do you guys want Kettle Corn or regular popcorn?"
"Popcorn!" Turner exclaimed.
"Kettle Corn," Troy called over.
"Popcorn. It's more… Exciting," Ash included. Curfy laughed.
"How it is exciting? It's just buttery."
"Yes, but buttery means slippery, and we all know what slippery means."
"Oh…"
The door suddenly opened up, and Ash's mom came in. "Ash, I got you a binder at the store today. Maybe you could write notes in it for Pokemon Class."
"Okay, thanks Mom."
"You're welcome, honey."
"Okay, class, today we're going to talk about type advantages and disadvantages. The first type we're going to talk about is…"
Ash blocked it out and opened up his new binder. His dad had already told him most of this stuff. He put his pencil to the paper and started writing down all of his thoughts to turn it into a poem. He'd always secretly been a fan of poetry, and he'd always wanted to write one. Curfy opening up the microwave… His dad… Super powers… Bugs… Plants… Killing… Getting stung by a bee… Eggs… By the end of class, he had written a very random poem. During recess, he showed it to Turner, Troy, and Curfy, and Troy beat-boxed while Ash recited it:
"Okay I opened up my microwave
To show you guys I'm really brave
To walk into a cave and shave my whole entire beard off
But wait
I don't have a beard
It must have gotten smeared
I feared I'm weird
So I just disappeared
I saw a bunch of ants
They made me poop my pants
Cause I'm really scared of plants
They always try to kill me while I'm taking a pee
In the middle of my yard
I got stung by a bee
In my anus, now I'm scarred
I can't even walk
Or talk
Or do the Stanky Leg
SO I just bought an egg
And I named it Greg
I eat like a dinosaur
While I'm on the floor
And I never really snore
While I'm walking through a store
Cause it's really rude
And I'm not in the mood
And I look like a melon
Ellen put me on your show, bro
Whoa! Is that a toe?
No, it's a can of tuna
And you are my kahuna
I like to smell flowers
Cause they give me super powers
My grandma is the best
She always buys me Crest
So I went on a quest
To find Conyay West
I licked a battery
And then I bought this dog
I don't like cats
They always make me think of rats
And also baseball bats
I'm crazy but not really lazy
I'm a hazy little daisy when you slap me in the face
I really like to chase
Squirrels
So I ate this piece of grass cause it looked like a bass
I fainted then I woke up and my hair was really green
What the heck?
I'm watching Star Trek
I'm a wreck, tech deck
Quick Check is the best store in the world
I don't like Twilight but I want to fly a kite
At the Jersey Shore
But not with Snookie
She's a whale and I never owned a snail
Cause they're slow
My puppet has a big, sick, nasty fro
I own a Pizza box
It rocks
My socks
Are awesome
I have this really big pillow in my room
And it smells like perfume
Actually my toilet
But it doesn't really matter
I just climbed up a ladder
Oh crap! I do not know how to get down
I am a beast with the breath of a donkey
I brush three times a day to keep to doctor away
Oh, yes, I own my own gun
I shoot it at the sun
It's fun to run in circles when you're bored
Yo
I'm a gangster
Son
He ha haaa
Oh my goodness
Is that a whale?
I walked down the street while I carry lots of meat
I'm beat, so I'm gonna Tweet about my smelly feet
I wash them with soap
It gives me some hope that someday they'll actually smell just like a real rope
That didn't make sense
I found 50 Cent's picture lying on the ground
So now I'm about to pound my fist into this wall
Ouch! I really do like raisins!
Check it."
The girls started laughing, and Troy did, too. They couldn't stop laughing for the rest of recess, and when they came back inside, they were still laughing a little.
XD
The thirteen-year-old Ash couldn't help but smile. He'd heard that somebody's first song ever written will always be their favorite, and he honestly had to agree with that. It was one of his best.
A/N: I love that song, but it's not my favorite by him. I like his parody to "Party in the USA better. Again, I DO NOT OWN THESE SONGS! They are sole property of thecomputernerd01. Have a snowy day!
