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A/N: This was a really hard choice to pick! I was trying to decide between 3 of them and then I realized that two of them would go together quite well and decided to use two ideas and throw them into one! If I didn't pick your idea you can always submit another or the same one again...Anyway, I have decided this chapter to combine Helmet 798's and Torie Rilistkrytcat's idea's together.

4:17am that is what time Duncan decided to get up and take a piss. Duncan always falls asleep with his headphones in at full volume and even though most people would find that to be a distraction from sleeping, Duncan found it to help him sleep better. He picked up this habit during season 1 when he got stuck in a cabin with Harold and Cody and Harold would talk in his sleep and Cody would moan Gwen's name almost every night so Duncan needed something to block them out and music at full volume was his choice.

Duncan was used to getting up in the middle of the night to pee. It was a bad habit of his to drink 2 bottles of Gatorade every night before bed and for that his bladder paid the price and would wake him up all the time so he could piss. Because this happened so often he just kept his headphones in while he went and then instantly fell back asleep.

"The strings of my heart are a tangled mess! It's beating soooo hard it's coming out of my chesttttt! I tried to fit two men in my soul and ended up stuck to a pole!"

Yep, Duncan had that song on his ipod and he found himself singing it in the hallway on his way to the bathroom. What harm could it possibly do? Everyone was sleeping anyway.

"If you fall in love with a boy on TV and then audition to get on his show and then audition again and finally get on his show and do nothing but be nice and kiss up you will still get nowhere! We end up in Paris and the boy won't even take you outsiddeeeeeee!"

He couldn't help it. He had almost all the songs and why wouldn't he? They were great! He had to give them credit, they were all great at making up songs on the spot. Duncan started to walk back to his room when he noticed that the light was on in the game room they had which could only mean 2 things, either someone left the light on before they went to sleep or some asshole was up and heard him singing total drama songs and he was going to have to kill them!

Duncan turned his music off and decided to sneak up on whoever may potentially be getting killed soon by him. He peeked in the doorway and saw Blaineley singing worse than usual while dancing around in a red bikini, luckily she didn't see him which meant that she most likely was so caught up in her own ego that she didn't hear him singing just moments ago.

"Blainerriffic is my name! Dishing dirt is my gammmeeeeeee! invading your teaaammmm with my Blainerishific frame!"

"Still Horrific..." Duncan smirked at leaned against the doorway. "I'd say you've gotten worse."

"Duncan?!" Justin turned around and looked horrified. Justin was in a blonde wig and bright red lipstick and a red bikini. "I thought you were sleeping!"

"It's not a crime to go to the bathroom." Duncan smirked "So, what's with your getup?"

"I just happen to like the song!" Justin blurted out.

"You like it enough to dress up like her?" Duncan laughed. "Wait until I tell everyone about this!"

"Can't we be cool about this?" Justin rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I'm dressed like Blaineley, it shouldn't be a big deal."

"but dude, you're not even wearing her dress." Duncan laughed more. "That's like swimsuit hooker Blaineley!"

"So, we can't be mature about this?" Justin asked him.

"No way!" Duncan laughed. "If you didn't want to get caught you shouldn't have done it out of your room."

"Fine." Justin told him. "I guess I'm going to have to play your way. If you tell anyone about this I'm going to tell Bridgette that you have her song on your ipod and you listen to it often! She'll be creeped out and Geoff will never be your friend again."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Duncan lied.

"I heard you singing." Justin smirked. "I wasn't going to say anything but since you're going to blackmail me anyway, I guess I will...It also makes it even creepier that there wasn't even an official CD release for the music so how did you get it?"

"Crap." Duncan groaned. "Well I'll tell Blaineley you stole her slutty swimsuit!"

"We need to work out an agreement." Justin told him. "What if you sing a song with me?"

"Fine." Duncan agreed. "But I want to be Gwen! My hair is already green! I'll go grab one of her skirts..."

Duncan came back into the room 10 minutes later wearing his shirt and Gwen's skirt and black lipstick. Justin just stood there and busted out laughing.

"You didn't have to dress up..." Justin laughed.

"Now you tell me." Duncan glared at him. "What should we sing?"

"How about Courtney's princess song?" Justin suggested. "We were both there for that one."

"Whatever." Duncan rolled his eyes and changed it to that song on his ipod.

"You already have it on your ipod?" Justin smirked.

"Shut up!" Duncan pushed Justin away from him.

"My prince will be tall and handddsommmmeee! My prince will be tough as nails! My prince willlll haveee lotttsss offf monneeyyyyyyyyyyy"

Both Duncan and Justin sang/screamed badly at the top of their lungs. It wasn't until they heard a loud "Shut up!" that they stopped and looked in the doorway to find Chef completely naked standing there.

"Will ya'll shut up already?!" Chef yelled at them "First I get stuck listening to Punko here singing about falling in love with two guys and then I hear pretty boy singing almost as bad as Blaineley at 4:30 in the morning! It's bad enough that I could hear you but then I come out here to find you two dressed like this?!"

"You shouldn't be talking." Justin told him. "You were a ballerina before."

"Yeah, you were a fairy too." Duncan crossed his arms. "Don't judge us."

"Does this happen frequently?" Chef asked them with a smirk.

"No." Duncan rolled his eyes. "This is the only time I've done this and plan to do this."

"I..was..Drunk..." Justin awkwardly laughed. "Okay, so I was jealous that I didn't get to sing in season 3 and I decided I would sing Blaineley's song and got carried away and took it one step too far and dressed like her..."

"I'm so telling Blaineley about this." Chef laughed.

"You're naked." Justin told him. "In front of Duncan and I who are 16 years old."

"You can do jail time for that." Duncan agreed. "Unless of course we didn't see you...which means you didn't see us, got it?"

"Got it." Chef covered himself up and looked down "This never happened."

All 3 of them went back to bed and never spoke of this event ever again.

There ya go. Justin and Duncan being potential cross dressers. So, now what is going to happen? Well you guys tell me. I had to do this idea because I'm the weirdo that actually found away to get all the Total Drama songs on her ipod and I do have them all and I sing them frequently when I'm at work because where I work I can actually listen to my ipod on full volume =D