For the titles I will add each # on (like as if you were singing it, with the repeats)
On the 2nd day of Sexmas, at Cross Academy…2 fake boobs and a pair of gummy undies
Zero smiled as he saw the time on his watch. "Yes! I might be able to get home before Kaname and surprise him."
As he entered the dorm though, he heard his lover singing, "On the floor of Tokyo. Or down in London town to go, go. With the record selection and the mirror's reflection, I'm dancing with myself."
What he found was not even close to anything Zero have guessed. The brunette was in their bedroom dancing around in a Day Class girl's uniform….his breasts perkily bouncing along with him.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?" the hunter shouted in shock as he couldn't help by drool over his lover's newly developed chest.
Kaname let out a flirty laugh, flipped up the back of his skirt at Zero, and playfully ran out of the room. "Why don't you catch me and find out?" he called over his shoulder as the silverette chased after him.
Ok, no as the title suggests, Kaname's new boobs are not real. The inspiration came from the fanbook when it said that Zero likes his girls (or in this case guys) with larger breast.
Since that was on the short side, here is a bonus story
On the 2nd day of Sexmas, at Cross Academy….2 troublesome twins
Well, since a lot of people liked the Ichiru and Zero remake of "If You Were Gay" so I made a Z/I/K version of the SNL short "dick in a box"
Z: Hey boy, we got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
K: Umm, okay. This is weird.
I: Boy you know we've been together such a long, long time
And now we're ready to lay it on the line
K: I guess this is what I get for dating twins
Z+I: You know it's Christmas and our hearts are open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on our minds
K: I should be taping this….
Z+I: A gift real special, so take off the top
K: Please be fuzzy pink handcuffs
Z+I: Take a look inside…it's our dicks in a box
K: Oh two in one!
See you all on Monday!