Disclamier: Grumbles I don't own Naruto...
CHAPTER 2: "EARLY MORNING TROULBLES: BEGINNING OF A NEW DAY"
As the rising sun shone brightly in his apartment, Uzumaki Naruto stated his day like every other day. A loud alarm sound, followed by a "thud", and then the occasional sway of curse words afterwards. "Curse you to hell" Naruto said, grabbing the device used to rudely awaken him every morning. His grip on it increased in strength tremendously after feeling the pain from the newest lump on his sunny-haired head.
His sudden yet usual fit of rage every morning was always put to rest by the rumbling of his stomach, as it did today. "Umm, some leftover ramen from yesterday sure sounds good."
Drooling slightly, Naruto begin his long, long, long, journey to the kitchen. What made this 7 feet journey so long was the fact that, Naruto, since he became a genin (about a year ago) hadn't bothered to clean up his old, used, regular clothes, and after everyday of hard work with missions, they had been oh so carelessly thrown to the sides of the hallway, along with the occasional ramen cup or too. But no, his apartment wasn't dirty, just a little messy, that's all? Right?
Certainly that's what Naruto thought as he made his way thought the seemingly never ending road of used items, determined to get to the ramen before he died of starvation…
Kakashi awoke with a start, anticipation filling his whole body as he remembered what day it was: 'ICHA ICHA TACTICS: VOL. 17 UNCUT SPECIAL EDITION COMES OUT TODAY!!!!! YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!' Kakashi thought as he jumped out of bed, already fully-dressed and ran out the door slamming it shut and running down the street like a maniac, not even noticing a strange coupon he left by the door floating outside his apartment, landing softly on the ground, only to be blown away by the wind, it's destination unknown…
After finishing his bowl of ramen, Naruto patted his big belly in delight.
"Ahhh, that's gggooooddd stuff." He said in delight. "Yummy…"
Suddenly, a knock was heard at the door. "Hmm, visitors this early" Naruto began, getting up from his chair and walking to the front door, slightly annoyed. As he opened the door, he was surprised to see his childhood crush. "Naa, Sakura-chan, what are you doing here" Naruto said, scratching his full belly. "Naruto, we've been assigned a b-ranked mission" Sakura said, the sleep still fresh in her eyes "Hokage-sama told me to get-" "YAAAA!!!!!! FINALLY ANOTHER REAL-NINJA MISSION!!" Naruto exclaimed, obiviously pleased with his assignment to a high ranking mission, but also forgetting about the pink-haired time-bomb next to him. "NARUTO!!! STOP YELLING IN MY EAR!!!" The kuniochi screamed, throwing a punch at the ecstatic boy, and with a swift motion, was found all the way in his apartment, crashed into his wall. "Uhh, the pain, Sakura.. I'll be done in a minute…"
"Whaaaa, were is my coupon!!! I don't have 2,000,00 ryo!! Kakashi yelled, looking frantically in his pockets for the prized coupon that granteed 50 off Kakashi's most prized novel. "Uhh, sir, you're holding up the line.." The bookstore clerk person said. Kakashi's one eye widen, slowing looking at the two-mile long line behind him. "NOO!!!" Kakashi grabbed his head in panic, foam staining the fabric of his mask, jumping all over Konohagakure in distress.
"BLLLAAAAAARRGGHHH!! WHERE IS MY COUPON!!!!!!!!"
NEXT CHAPTER: "TEAM 7'S NEW B-RANKED MISSION"
(Shakes head in sympathy) poor, poor Kakashi, and Naruto too... Look out for that coupon, I plan on it being a running gag in this story!! Heh!!
I know this wasn't the best chapter, but heh, I want some comedy moments in my story!! Anyways, next chapter will have some action, that's a promise of a lifetime!! Believe it!!