CHAPTER TWO: CRAZY ANTICS
'Since everyone is here...time for some fun...and praise...' thought the notorious blonde. "IS EVERYONE HERE!?" screamed the newly Chunin status 17-year-old. "WHY ARE WE HERE?!" While Naruto is screaming, poor Hinata is sitting right next to him, who is doing pretty well so far. "FOR YOUR NEW CHUNIN STATUS." Everyone shouted except for Hinata, still startled by Naruto screaming all of a sudden. "THAT's RIGHT! I'm GONNA BECOME-" "HOKAGE, BELIEVE IT." Everyone but Hinata, still startled finished his sentence. "About a half hour or so. We'll start having fun! KA-RA-O-KE!" Sakura and Sasuke are having cokes with Sakura repeatedly stepping outside pulling Lee by the hair and kicking him in the buttox, sending him flying, and then Lee running back to the Party and repeating the cycle. Sakura had about five minutes for each attempt to each pick-up attempt by Lee. Over with Naruto and Hinata, Naruto's talking about his dreams and hopes when he becomes Hokage. Also with them is the rest of Team Guy and Team 8. Over with Team Ten and Temari, Ino and Temari are boring the guys by talking about fashion. "Oh my god, I, like, LOVE YOUR SHOES!!!" shouted Ino eventually. (Miles Away with Tsunade: "Migraine, migraine, migraine! Teenagers..."). Then, with Gaara and Kankuro, Gaara was apparently dreaming how everyone was going to LOVE his performance while Kankuro just chilled. Naruto then said, "Everyone stay still while I get the Karaoke room ready!" "N-Naruto-k-kun?" asked the hopelessly head-over-heels Hyuuga heiress. Naruto then disappeared in a puff of smoke. Then a rattling was heard from nowhere. Then a cat hiss. Sasuke took it upon himself to take care of entertainment. "Hey, did you hear the one about..."
Meanwhile with Naruto...
'Okay, okay...we got all of our needed karaoke songs. in total...we have approximately 54 CDs of karaoke. So, I might as well signal Sasuke. Oops, gotta get the lights. NOW I can signal him.' Thought our favorite blonde. "Roger 123, A.S., J.S. A.S. caught lipsyncing on SNL." "OMG! REALLY? Okay, got it." answered the Uchiha.
Back with Everyone else...
"We're ready! Let's go!" announced Sasuke. He then pressed a button, opening a hole in the ground. "Jump in! After me!" So everyone followed him and jumped into the void with Sasuke. They arrived in a dark area, which became bright all of a sudden, causing everyone to squint. "HELLOOOOOOO, EVERYONE! WELCOME TO NINJA IDOL!" Only Hinata and Sasuke clapped. Ino and Sakura shouted, "CORNY!". "SHUT UP! Or you won't get to sing!" Sakura and Ino promptly shut up. "I'll go first!" Soon enough, Naruto was singing to a funk-beat, "HEY YAAAAAA!". He continued and Hinata danced very enthusiastically to him. She was reallly getting her dance on during the, 'Shake It Like a Poloroid Picture' Everyone even started chanting go. Sakura and Ino gave her dirty looks. When Naruto finished, Hinata ran up to him and said, "G-Good job Naruto-kun..." "Me? You're the one who shook it like a poloroid picture." Hinata almost fainted right there and then. Sasuke was then up there and said enthusiastically, "I am going to blow your minds. You ready? Yay!" He then started to sing. "Where is the moment we needed the most, You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost, They tell me your blue skies fade to gray, They tell me your passion's gone away, And I don't need no carryin' on. You stand in the line just to hit a new low, You're faking a smile with the coffee you go, You tell me your life's been way off line, You're falling to pieces every time, And I don't need no carryin' on. Because you had a bad day, You're taking one down, You sing a sad song just to turn it around, You say you don't know, You tell me don't lie, You work at a smile and you go for a ride, You had a bad day, The camera don't lie, You're coming back down and you really don't mind, You had a bad day, You had a bad day..." He continued on. He was pretty good. Secretly, Sakura was thinking, 'Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, if anyone tries to take him from me I willl kill them and say to them mine...' Sakura then smugly said to Sausuke after he finished, "You weren't that bad..." Sasuke blushed. Temari then volunteered herself then Gaara to go after her. Temari then started singing to a deep beat, "Aaalalalalala-oh. You know, I've never felt like this before. Aalalalala-oh. This feels so real. I'm obsessive, when one thought of you comes up. I'm agressive, just one thought of close enough...S.O.S., please some-one help me, it's not health-y, for me to feel this wayyyy. Y.O.U, making this hard..." She winked at Shikamaru near the end of her song. Everyone applauded very enthusiatically, half because of her performance and half beating the crap out of them. "How troublesome..." remarked the notoriously lazy ninja. Temari then spoke into the mike, "Gaara, you're up." Gaara came up with a very gleeful look on his face, that of a twelve-year-old meeting Jesse McCartney. Gaara had his sand select the song. Sasuke was operating it. So when he saw his choice, his eyes widened in fear. "Oh god!" "What's wrong?" asked the host. "Look." "No. no. no. He couldn't...He wouldn't..." Temari then came up and asked, "What is he singing?... Oh crap...Stop it! Stop the freakin' thing!" "Sorry. We're going to have to endure it." said the frightened Uchiha. Then, an upbeat, bubblegum tune came on. "He didn't." asked Gaara's brother. "He did." answered Temari, with fear visible in her voice and body language. Then he soon enough started singing, "All the girls steppin' out for A Public Affair, all night, let's rock, cause the party don't stop-" "YOU DOBE! I WAS GONNA SING THAT SONG! YOU SUCK!" shouted, no, yelled, no, screamed Ino. Gaara then started crying. He then retorted, "No, you, y-you suck! WAA!" Gaara then ran off crying like a little girl. "Well, at least he stopped singing..." said Temari. "Okay...Temari, does your brother wanna go?" asked the releived Uchiha. "Sure! KANKURO, GET OVER HERE! IT'S YOUR TURN TO SING!!!" shouted Temari. "Okay." replied Kankuro as he dragged his feet onto the stage. Sakura had a feeling she was going to have a fun time with tsunade tomorrow. He then started singing, "Crazy". "Does that make me crazyyyy!?" He got some applause.
Chouji and Ino set up the stage. Chouji then started rapping, "Four tres two uno... Listen up yall, cause this is it. The beat that I'm begging is delicious." Then Ino appeared, licking a lollipop, singing, "Fergalicious defintion make them boys go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasure from my phota. I ain't easy, I ain't . I got reasons why I tease em..." Ino and Chouji continued. Neji, Shikamaru, Shino, and Kiba were drooling. When they were done, they got thunderous applause. Chouji and Ino then, surprising everyone, kissed. After the kiss, Ino's face lit up and led Chouji by the wrist to the bathroom. Chouji then stopped. He then said seriously, "Can I bring some candy?" Ino nodded. He then grabbed up Ino and started skipping to the bathroom. Ino was blushing the whole time. After a few minutes, Ino and Chouji came out, with Ino giggling and Chouji having lipstick all over his face. Chouji wasn't wearing lip stick that night. Sakura was smiling mischeiviously. She then whispered to Sasuke, "Even though Ino made out with him, she has some competition. Chips." Sasuke started laughing uncontrollably. Ino then yelled, "I still know the Mind Transfer Jutsu, forehead." Said Ino. "You wanna go, porker? Fine! Bring it!" Sakura and Ino got into a cat fight. Chouji and Sasuke weren't sure what to do. "I really don't wanna fight, do you?" whined Chouji. Sasuke replied with, "No. We might end up dead if we interfered, anyways." Soon enough the cat fight was over. They didn't get messed up though. They both apologized. Then Shino and Shikamaru appeared on stage. Shikamaru then sang, to Temari, with the voice of an angel, "It starts with one." Then Shino went ahead and rapped his part of the song.Then Shikamaru started again, "I tried so hard, and got so far. But In The End, it doesn't even matterrrrer." They finished. Temari ran up to him and whispered in his ear, "For me, everything you do, matters. I want you to always know that." She then kissed him.