Chapter 2 Arkham Asylum
The Spies were arriving in Gotham and Clover saw Bruce Wayne on a poster "Look its Mr. Wayne he's sooo cute" "We are here to do something important you know" said Sam
then she spotted the Bat mobile outside the limo window. "Look its Batman, he has a cool car" said Clover as the Limo followed the Batmobile to the asylum. When they got
there, Alex immediately complained "I was right this place looks scary and gross." Then they got out of the limo. When they got out Batman was holding on to Joker to ensure
he doesn't get away. He looked up at the girls "Oh hello my little pretty pretty pretties. Heh heh" "ugh creep." Said Clover, Then they entered the front door of the asylum.
When they entered the warden and guards were waiting. "Hey sharpie love what you've done with the place" said Joker "that's warden sharp to you" said Warden Quincy
Sharp. Then he signaled a guard. "Yo Frankie how's the wife and kids? You miss me?" The guard cut him off "Shut it clown! A lot of people here really want to talk to you"
then he tied Joked to a trolley. "Really I don't mind walking." As they tied him down he thought of a wise crack "Hey not so tight boys you'll crease the suit Ha ha ha." Warden
Sharp had enough. "Get that filthy degenerate out of here." Then Batman spoke up "Warden something's not right I'm going with him." Alex was waiting to leave the asylum
because of how "disgusting and old" the place was. But Sam told her "Batman says that he has a bad feeling, we should follow him and see what's wrong." "Ok fine" said Alex
as they followed Batman. "Is Commissioner Gordon here?" asked Batman to a guard. The Guard answered yes. Then he let Batman and the spies past. "Hey Sharpie you get
my good side? Aw the heck they're all good aren't they. Heh heh heh." Said Joker Sharp replied "I want him securely locked away this time. Another escape and it will affect
my mayoral campaign." Then the spies got into the lift with batman to take them a few feet down. "Look at all this new security." Said Joker then they went through a metal
detector. It beeped. "Multiple prohibited items" yelled a guard. "I want Joker searched again!" yelled Aaron Cash "um it's not the patient it's…" Joker cut him off "Oh what did
you sneak in with you bats? Aw c'mon tell me tell me. Batarangs? Batclaws? Oh batsnacks?" then he turned to the spies "What about you lovely girls. Spy gear? Electronics to
call your boss Heh heh" "he's so crazy" said Sam "scanner's clean on Joker" said the guard "Open the gate get him out of here. Do ont let him out of your sight." Said Cash
"there will be time enough for you later Cash speaking of time tick tock tick tock is that a crocodile I hear? Heh heh heh heh heh." Then he saw a doctor in the corner "what's
up doc? Pencil me in for tomorrow at four we've got a lot of catching up to do." Alex was slowing down because she really wanted to get out of there and now so did Clover
but Sam still wanted to complete their task she walked back to talk to them. "c'mon please we have to finish this job." "but this place scares me I can hear inmates yelling."
Said Alex "Okay as soon as Joker is taken care of we'll get out of here" "but I still want to meet Bruce Wayne." Said Clover, "We have to hurry." Joker meanwhile got tired of
waiting "Whats the holdup, ladies first or do you need trolleys too?" Then they continued to follow. On the side of the room were gang members dressed as clowns one yelled
out "Hey it's Joker. Joker Joker Joker" soon all of the thugs were chanting his name. But the guards made them shut up. They came to a inspecting doctor. "Just got to check
your prisoner officer Boles" "whatever just is quick." "Only following procedure, the patient seems to be in satisfactory condition he seems to have suffered minor lacerations
in the last two hours he seems to be…" he was cut off as Joker made a sudden move then laughed hysterically "Need to take my temperature I'll be happy to drop my pants."
Said Joker "ugh that's so gross." Said Alex "Why thank you beautiful" Alex looked away. The doctor was annoyed "he's all yours get him outta here." Then they entered the
next room where a elevator was ready to take them to the bottom floors. Then an announcement came from the comlinks saying that a patient was coming up the elevator.
Then a big crocodile creature came up the elevator. This was Killer Croc. Alex and Clover were too grossed out to look. But Sam continued to look but they all screamed
together "Oh my gosh that is the nastiest thing we've ever seen!" but Batman stood his ground. Then Croc turned to face Batman "I've got your scent Batman I will hunt you
down." Then his electric color shocked him. "A toy color won't stop me from killing you Batman" then he eyed the Spies. "Anyone that hangs with Batman I will kill too." Then
a guard started escorting him away "I will tear you three apart eat your bones!" said Croc. When he was out of sight Joker said "that reminds me I really need to get me some
new shoes." Then they got into the elevator. Joker decided to say another wisecrack "weeee, great night for a party." Then Batman added to it "not where you're going." "Ha
ha the night is young bats I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. And ladies don't think I've forgotten you don't feel left out I have surprises for you too." The spies felt
uneasy. Then Joker continued to talk to Batman "don't you think it's a little funny how a fire at Blackgate caused hundreds of my crew to be moved here." Then Frank Boles
interrupted "I thought I told you to be quiet!" "aw Frankie you really need to learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut. It will get you into trouble." Joker said with a
mischievous grin." Then the lights went out and it was pitch dark. Joker laughed hysterically. The spies were freaking out "The lights are out I can't see. What's Joker doing?"
then a guard yelled out "get a light on him." Then the lights came back on. And Batman was holding Joker's neck "*chokes* what? Don't you trust me?" said Joker as Batman
let him go. Then they exited the elevator. Guards were waiting "So your back, you killed three of my crew when you busted out of here!" Joker replied "Only three ha I'll be
sure to try harder next time let's say we'll aim for a hundred." Then Batman saw Jim Gordon in the next room. "Long night Jim" "Joker invaded city hall and held the mayor
hostage. Leaving it to me to juggle SWAT teams the media calling Whoohp to fetch the spies and you, yeah it's been one hell of a night." "Hopefully the last we'll ever have
with him." But unknown to anyone Harley Quinn was watching on the security cameras. Then they took Joker to the final area of transportation. Then a guard said "sorry
ladies and you Batman. Arkham staff only" Then Jim told him "I assure you if anyone's qualified it's…" the guard rudely cut him off. "I appreciate the concern. But Batman and
these spies may unsettle the more violent inmates." Then the guard released Joker from the trolley and cuffed him. "I think they're talking about you bats don't be a stranger.
You're always welcome here. Gotta say it's good to be back ha ha ha." Then Jim saw something bothering Batman "you okay?" "He surrendered almost without a fight… I don't
like it" "at least he's back where he belongs." Then when Joker was in the middle of the next room only with the guard. Joker pretended to fall. "get up now!" Joker smiled
then head butted the guard then used his handcuffs to choke the guard. Batman noticed "Joker's loose alert the warden!" then the spies and Batman tried to break the glass
to get to Joker. "Hurry we're losing him doc! HA HA HA HA HA" then he broke the guard's neck. "The joke's on you." He told the corpse, and then he danced around like a
weirdo. Then he talked into the camera. Where Harley was listening, "Honey I'm home" then Harley answered "come on in." then she lowered the force field. And Batman and
the spies broke the glass got into the room. But Joker already barricaded himself into the next room with the force field. "Welcome to the madhouse Batman! I set a trap and
you and these ladies sprung it gloriously. Now let's get this party started." Then he released inmates and they advanced on Batman and the spies. "Oh no" said Sam "Get
ready!" said Batman
Wow that was the longest chapter I ever wrote. I hope you like it.