"That's nice, honey." Mom dreamily said.
She said it like she was in a trance. I didn't have much time to think about it since I heard the doorbell. I went over to the door and opened it. There was no one at the door. Well, across the street was Georgie Wright, but he wouldn't step into spitting distance with me.
"What's that on the ground? Behind your shoe! Eew! It's an ugly goblin!" Mom yelled.
"That's Kobalos! Wait? Why is it here?" I shouted.
Kobalos untied my shoe. Of course, I tripped. Kobalos jumped up on the nightstand where a box of tissues resided. Time seemed to slow down until Kobalos ripped out the last tissue.
"Did you bring Maimer home?" Mom asked.
"No. It's back at my cabin in camp." I said while attempting to grab the goblin's scaly body.
Kobalos escaped my grip. He jumped down and destroyed one of the legs on the coffee table
"Darn it!" Mom shouted as cranberry juice flowed off the surface of the table.
I could've sworn Kobalos giggled. But I didn't have time to think on that because he pulled my mom's wig off! He threw it into the wet stain on the carpet.
I had to do something. Kobalos was smashing everything. Candles, windows, fishbowls… Then it came to me.
I ran to the kitchen. Kobalos didn't seem to follow. I guess it was assuming I was running for shelter. I went to the dishwasher and brought out a very tall cup. Kobalos was sitting right next to my mom, who was terrified to say the least. I trapped Kobalos between the cup and the surface of the couch.
Luckily, Kobalos hadn't shattered the water free fish tank. It could very well hold a two foot tall goblin. I dumped the little pest into the tank and quickly shut it.
"Mom, what do goblins eat?" I playfully asked.
My mom just made a sharp yelp. I then went to the pet store to find some goblin feed.
Warning: This next part was just for fun.
I entered the PetSmart store. Dog food, cat food, squeaky toys, and everything else an animal lover could think of lined the shelves. Luckily, an employee was wandering around, helping needy customers. I walked up to him.
"Hello, sir. I need help with something." I told him
"And what might that be?" He asked.
"This might sound embarrassing but, what would goblins eat?" I asked.
"Oh no! J.K Rowling released her newest book! Well, actually, I'd say rabbit food." He joked.
"Thanks," I said as I paced over to the rabbit aisle.